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RuBisCO
May 1, 2009

This is definitely not a lie




This is some campaigning for high school student council president poo poo

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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
lol election plan is "free money for vacations and dining out" i wonder if that is going to be a good platform in a month and a half
:thunk:

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



CLAM DOWN posted:

lol what the gently caress

I.... uhh... what?

Does he think that Canada is a wal-mart? Are we gonna send flyers out every week to advertise whats on sale in Canada?

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




lol it loving rules i can't wait to go to boston pizza and eat the whitest pizza possible on my o'tool bucks

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

pocketbook populism worked out so well for the ndp, why not?

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I stumbled ass-backwards into a comfortable, easy life for reasons beyond my comprehension and now I think I'm better than you for it.
I just noticed there's nothing about climate change or the environment on that cover, the top issue for non-Conservative voters in Canada. lol. just lmao

Starks
Sep 24, 2006

am I reading that right that it’s a $150 maximum vacation tax credit for an entire family? yeah that’s really gonna move the needle Erin

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

Conservative ideology in a collapsing neoliberal consensus is just lfmao it's fundamentally incapable of any sort of adequate response in any sort of crisis

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!

"CBC News posted:

A Conservative government led by O'Toole would end the Liberal party's plan to create a national child care program; the party would instead flow money directly to parents to cover those costs.
Lets do trickle-down economics except for families.

"CBC News posted:

But the centrepiece of the plan is a promise to create a million jobs. To accomplish that goal, the party is offering even more money than the Liberal government has budgeted for the country's pandemic-struck employers — part of a push to recover all jobs lost over the last 18 months.
We've criticized the Liberals for spending too much, so we're gonna spend MORE. We are the fiscal conservatives.

Unironically looking forward to the hearing the clear strategy™ for the national test screening program at the boarder.

mom and dad fight a lot has issued a correction as of 19:25 on Aug 16, 2021

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

So if the cons win at least I can look forward to some food?

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014

Saalkin posted:

So if the cons win at least I can look forward to some food?

Yes, unlike now

CLAM DOWN posted:

lol it loving rules i can't wait to go to boston pizza and eat the whitest pizza possible on my o'tool bucks

I could crush a perogy pizza on the cons dime any time. :frogc00l:

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




yeah i will not hear any ill talk about the perogy pizza

Deep Dish Fuckfest
Sep 6, 2006

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Toilet Rascal

Saalkin posted:

So if the cons win at least I can look forward to some food?

sure as long as you've got the money for it

also i'll vote for any party that promises to send anti-vax people to gulags up north. this is the primary issue i care about this election

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Can't wait to take a $1000 vacation in Red Deer, to get back 150 OToole credits

Mafic Rhyolite
Nov 7, 2020

by Hand Knit
I'd vote for the conservative death cult if they planned on paying off my student loans lol

Anyways, anyone who wants the Conservatives to be the boring type rather than the death cult type, please just keep in mind what happened under Harper, and how much worse Bush 2 was than Trump. The boring type is much more dangerous than the insane type.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!
Quick! We need an election platform stat!

*bunch of hilarious poo poo*

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 21 days!
Uhh, I think we're seeing the effects of being cooped up indoors all the time.

'Horrifying' number of syphilis infections in Alberta reaching pre-antibiotic levels

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
if they refuse to wear masks they're not going to wear condoms

Slotducks
Oct 16, 2008

Nobody puts Phil in a corner.


Friendly remind that Erin O'Toole is 1 year 28 days younger than Justin despite looking at least 10 years older.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Boston Pizza is already incredibly expensive and they consistently do a BOGO deal already!

So who are they loving over with the 50%? Are they making the customer pay regular price and then get 50% back later or making the restaurant charge 50% less and getting it back later?

I am not going to read their platform. tia

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
when i first came to canada boston pizza made me literally lol when i saw it

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
i mean. boston pizza.

loving lol.

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Slotducks posted:

Friendly remind that Erin O'Toole is 1 year 28 days younger than Justin despite looking at least 10 years older.

Lol

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
it's dine-in only. hard loving pass. the UK conservatives tried something similar to predictable results.

redbrouw
Nov 14, 2018

ACAB
Just got my first Conservative canvasser.

Told him since he was the first canvasser I got I'm going to vote for the other guy, and also I don't like racists.

Tbh, going to do that to the first liberal I get too lol

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
instead of paying me to eat out more, they could be paying restaurant workers to stay at home during a pandemic. not an economist, but

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Pamela Springstein posted:

instead of paying me to eat out more, they could be paying restaurant workers to stay at home during a pandemic. not an economist, but

one of those things sounds like socialism to me

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
loving commies. always wanting the efficient way of putting money in people's pockets

Another Bill
Sep 27, 2018

I stumbled ass-backwards into a comfortable, easy life for reasons beyond my comprehension and now I think I'm better than you for it.


:yeah:

RBC
Nov 23, 2007

IM STILL SPENDING MONEY FROM 1888
a job well done

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
20 years and several billion dollars and uh, well it looks like girls still can't go to school

good thing we didn't inadvertently create an entire generation of people with very good reasons to resent the west

ghosthorse
Dec 15, 2011

...you forget so easily...
the war even used the same slogans that were coined during Vietnam who could possibly be surprised at this point

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

https://twitter.com/CanadianGreens/status/1427355995647393802



i have to say i find it incredibly funny as all poo poo that once again a Green leader has earnestly suggested a undemocratic plan of action to stop a current political episode

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008
THE HATE CRIME DEFENDER HAS LOGGED ON
https://twitter.com/_tricia_morris/status/1427433661293547520?s=19


Well this is a surprise

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
https://twitter.com/TheBeaverton/status/1427269870454984706

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Fair Use laws mean nothing. you lose.

Salean
Mar 17, 2004

Homewrecker

Ill vote for the federal buck a beer party

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
id vote for the buck a gram party

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Pamela Springstein posted:

id vote for the buck a gram party

I am a single issue voter and my single issue is repealing the ridiculous dosage restrictions on edibles.

this 10mg THC per package tyranny must end!

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apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret

BGrifter posted:

I am a single issue voter and my single issue is repealing the ridiculous dosage restrictions on edibles.

this 10mg THC per package tyranny must end!

I got one of them crazy livers, this will destroy me.

I also wish this.

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