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Biowarfare posted:why the gently caress was this not canceled Because it's over, dude. We won. Covid is donezo!
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Kreeblah posted:DBAs are loving unsung heroes. I just got moved over to a new team that's struggling with scaling an application, and it's just full of bad design decisions, many of which are database-related. They hadn't had any DBAs involved, ever, until I brought some in, and it shows. Meanwhile, I'm coming from an organization that has applications that connect to databases with hundreds of millions of records and would regularly put significant effort into shaving single-millisecond amounts off their response times, because that actually mattered. A lot of that involved effective caching layers, but our DBAs put in a ton of time optimizing poo poo as well. i put indexes on every column why is this still slow???
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bad boys for life posted:Day 3 of 3rd shot of Moderna and Im 100% recovered. Was 4.5 months out from the first shot. nice, I’m gonna walk in, no appointment, and just ask for shots shots shots
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Kreeblah posted:DBAs are loving unsung heroes. "All this poo poo is running great! What are we paying this guy for?" On track: Minnesota today tied their high day from the last """"wave"""".
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smiling and thinking about the superspreader rallies trump held all throughout 2020
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# ? Aug 17, 2021 19:46 |
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Greg Legg posted:How are the effects from the 3rd moderna dose? When I got shot #2 I got really loving sick for 2 days. day 0: shoulder hurts a lot. can't raise left arm at all day 1: feel like poo poo (throbbing headache when upright, sick feeling all over, fever, cold temperatures hurt). watch a movie. eyes hurt, sleep for 6 hours. watch some tv. brain hurts, sleep for 6 hours day 2: feel a lot better, still a headache occasionally when sitting up for a while, but I can stay awake. fever mostly gone. spend most of the day watching https://www.youtube.com/user/Rambalac day 3: fever gone, sick feeling gone, headaches gone. shoulder still a bit tender and warm, but I can move it. can sit at the computer and post. day 4 (today): no more symptoms other than a bit of pain when raising arm above head
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got my Only Trust Your Respirator tank in today, thanks whichever one of you drew that, poo poo looks sick
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Ornery and Hornery posted:nice, I’m gonna walk in, no appointment, and just ask for shots shots shots https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XNtTEibFvlQ
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empty whippet box posted:I have a friend who lives in new zealand and from his accounts, they are loving life and basically boggling at the rest of the world for how loving stupid we are and nobody wears masks or anything there because why would they really? your friend is a prisoner in a gulag with no freedom, sad but true
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This CBD is buzzing me out but it's a small price to pay to have covid immunity.
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Biowarfare posted:why the gently caress was this not canceled Vaccines are invincibility serums and there was clearly a 100% vaccination rate there since nobody was masked. No need to test anyone. Open Biden.
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Platystemon posted:OSHA calls them “user seal checks” and they’re interchangeable. You only have to do one—positive, negative, or as described in the respirator’s manual. It should not be possible to fail one and not another if you’re conducting them properly. So what I gather then is that I'm fine and my respirator is good and I don't need to spend even more money? Thanks. Seriously thanks all of you. Also thanks to Garth Brooks for winning the 2022 mid-terms for the Dems. For all the good (read: none) it will do.
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Death Panel Czar posted:got my Only Trust Your Respirator tank in today, thanks whichever one of you drew that, poo poo looks sick Is it still available or do I correctly remember the site taking it down? I’d love to order one if it’s still around.
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urgent care update: they took a forehead reading for my temperature. this nurse has some big ole phlegmy coughs! front desk staff only put on a mask when i walked in. lol!!!!
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corona familiar posted:day 0: shoulder hurts a lot. can't raise left arm at all Thanks! I will have to get some time off for this one
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durrneez posted:urgent care update: they took a forehead reading for my temperature. this nurse has some big ole phlegmy coughs! front desk staff only put on a mask when i walked in. phlegmy coughs are good, means they're using the tobacco vax
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:SEELCT * FROM table_name WHERE thread_id = ? ORDER BY post_date LIMIT 100000 OFFSET 50 this wouldn't be a problem if we threw everything into the data lake
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that clip of the Uruk-Hai pulling himself further onto Boromir's sword but it's me with Moderna 3 and the nurse is a bit frightened
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# ? Aug 17, 2021 19:59 |
this is the thread where we post about preventable pandemics right? https://twitter.com/YahooCanadaNews/status/1427617849254760455
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Forseti posted:I have no idea what their code looks like, but it's not going to scan every row with an index there* if it's written in a way that can use the index (which yours is). Even if it did, 100k rows should be a joke to a modern server, especially with caches. drat this is really going down the rabbit hole now, but expectations and reality aren't the same thing with budget relational databases. Example: Create some test threads: code:
code:
This operation does get CPU-expensive when we get on the order of 100k+ rows being accessed many times a second. It's something that is fine in a vacuum and an issue at concurrency. Is there an efficient caching layer in front of vbulletin now? I'm not really sure. Posts are made often enough though that caches will be regularly invalidated. I used to maintain vbulletin forums years ago and was a MySQL DBA until I quit a month ago. Large cardinality problems (like threads with a shitload of posts) are an extremely common style of resource consumption issue.
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Joey Steel posted:The pro-tier move is to say "LSMSA". lol
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Brag much?
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corona familiar posted:i did my best (one of the images were out of order in the album, and i tried to guess dates) thanks! Ohio is doomed!
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mdemone posted:that clip of the Uruk-Hai pulling himself further onto Boromir's sword but it's me with Moderna 3 and the nurse is a bit frightened The scene where Boromir has three arrows in him but it's yardstick sized Moderna syringes and I feel equally as hosed up
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mdemone posted:that clip of the Uruk-Hai pulling himself further onto Boromir's sword but it's me with Moderna 3 and the nurse is a bit frightened
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lol
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corona familiar posted:i did my best (one of the images were out of order in the album, and i tried to guess dates) I like how iowa's weekly reporting cause it to pulse yellow to red again and again and again
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Fenarisk posted:Got word that my hospital is opening up boosters for all of us that got it January starting September 1st, booyah. Rad, is this in the US? Do you have more details?
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man MO AR LA are real hosed(but everywhere is really)
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Either people aren't reporting or hospitalizations have really slown down since Friday.
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https://twitter.com/thedailybeast/status/1427703526734458883?s=20
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# ? Aug 17, 2021 20:11 |
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to the surprise of no one, babies and toddlers are super spreaders inside a household. https://twitter.com/DrEricDing/status/1427681855286005760 we had 2 years to figure out effective and safe day care, and just punted on it. delta is going to rock a lot of people's day care world
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Pillowpants posted:Either people aren't reporting or hospitalizations have really slown down since Friday. on wednesday last week BNO went from 70k to 76k hospitalized in a day with big backlogs. there's a very noticeable reporting slowdown on the weekends it seems. i see no indication at all that hospitalizations are slowing down, at least looking at the PNW data
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Pillowpants posted:Either people aren't reporting or hospitalizations have really slown down since Friday. theres a ceiling on hospitalizations lol
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By the look of him. Oooof. Not the wisest decision my man
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goondolences
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Will any respirator due? Could I swing by home depot today and get the h3 paint project mask or do they have to be specialized?
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jisforjosh posted:How long until COVID becomes Marek's disease but in humans? quote:The reason this is a problem for Marek’s disease is because the vaccine is “leaky.” A leaky vaccine is one that keeps a microbe from doing serious harm to its host, but doesn’t stop the disease from replicating and spreading to another individual. Lmao it already has
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Seems like a lot more of these stories this wave, like these dumbasses got emboldened by living through wave 1 and are now getting delta'd the gently caress out
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Lolllllll this fat slug is the state senator for the neighboring district. He's a terrible person through and through, gently caress him, I hope he chokes on his own lung juices
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