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TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/PA/status/1427932774237880323

gently caress :(

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/SkyNewsBreak/status/1427933473277423623

gently caress off universe.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


15 Storeys High was one of the last great sitcoms I can remember seeing.

Kevino07
Oct 16, 2008
Gutted. 58 is no age and he was head and shoulders most of the "comedians" they shove on tv.

FiftySeven
Jan 1, 2006


I WON THE BETTING POOL ON TESSAS THIRD STUPID VOTE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS HALF-ASSED TITLE



Slippery Tilde
Well thats horrible, he was an extremely funny bloke and I had no idea he was battling cancer...

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



loving hell, that's a bit of a shock.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018
Shame, he was a funny guy. Seemed like he was still all over the TV right to the end, that might just be the nature of all those panel shows being filmed as a single bloc tho

theghostpt
Sep 1, 2009
Well gently caress, time to go watch carrot in a box again
Dude was pure chaos comedy :smith:

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP

theghostpt posted:

Well gently caress, time to go watch carrot in a box again
Dude was pure chaos comedy :smith:

I've spent the last hour or so at work watching Carrot in a Box, Carrot in a Box 2, Challenging Wank and Nazi Island. RIP Sean Lock.

On the Labour front, if Starmer were to somehow win, you'd have Rachel "to the right of the Tories on welfare" Reeves as chancellor, and fuuuuuuuuuuck that.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


You are all having real trouble with the truism that red ties make you more benevolent than blue ones

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Lungboy posted:

On the Labour front, if Starmer were to somehow win, you'd have Rachel "to the right of the Tories on welfare" Reeves as chancellor, and fuuuuuuuuuuck that.

Excuse me, but I think you'll find that Labour are actually better than the Tories, so it cannot be true that a Labour MP is worse, QED.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
so what does this voter-centric behaviour actually look like

like do they actually think they will be able to knock on doors and tell people that labour will do whatever crazy poo poo each person wants to happen and that people won't be able to figure out that they're saying the same to everyone :/

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear
like jesus christ what world do these people live in, you knock on any randomly selected dozen or so houses in a town and you'll have everything from wanting the return of public executions to bringing back hymns for schools and metal dustbins and good old lightbulbs like they used to be and banning shampoo and who knows what else

you're really going to indulge everyone in the country by telling them you're going to do just what they want :psyduck:

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

I'm assuming this is from a comic book but everything about this looks like it's from a pack of 'legal highs'

Pistol_Pete
Sep 15, 2007

Oven Wrangler
The more you think about it, the less sense it all makes.


Lol.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

*snorts a fat line of DM-104*

I AM BATMAN!

*collapses on the floor with a massive headache*

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


crispix posted:

like jesus christ what world do these people live in, you knock on any randomly selected dozen or so houses in a town and you'll have everything from wanting the return of public executions to bringing back hymns for schools and metal dustbins and good old lightbulbs like they used to be and banning shampoo and who knows what else
I remember knocking on a door in 2015 & the bloke saying he'd definitely be voting for Corbyn because Theresa May won't even bring back hanging for treason something something Brexit. Quickly noted him down as "for" and backed slowly away.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

crispix posted:

like jesus christ what world do these people live in, you knock on any randomly selected dozen or so houses in a town and you'll have everything from wanting the return of public executions to bringing back hymns for schools and metal dustbins and good old lightbulbs like they used to be and banning shampoo and who knows what else

you're really going to indulge everyone in the country by telling them you're going to do just what they want :psyduck:
Settle on two or three things that almost everyone thinks are bad even if they're already illegal or nonexistent, throw in a bit of ingroup bigotry, call it a win. Just make sure never to promise any kind of positive good.

I will end dog fighting and also the use of dogs for meat in foreign restaurants.
I am fully against satanic witchcraft and big tunnels full of children.
I will ban unnecessarily confusing dustbins, you know the ones.
More freedom for mothers to arrange summer programmes for the children with macaroni pictures or something.

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

Borrovan posted:

see I reckon it was the opposite of genius, I know a bunch of "centre-left" libs irl who bought into the "Corbyn is not effective opposition / Starmer will be" thing (people who actually voted for Corbyn, I mean, not the disingenuous "I don't support him because he's unelectable because I don't support him" lot), and they have shut the gently caress up now it has become apparent that we very clearly no longer have an effective opposition. Banging on about it for years has made the true believers & wreckers look like complete idiots.

I mean I didn't vote for the dude because I didn't trust him but I could see him having worked out if he had, y'know, done the things he said he was going to do in the leadership election, like, at all, instead of just instantly veering to the hard right of the party and literally trying to be more Tory than the Tories. These people were naive, imo, but I can at least see where they were coming from.

Borrovan posted:

I remember knocking on a door in 2015 & the bloke saying he'd definitely be voting for Corbyn because Theresa May won't even bring back hanging for treason something something Brexit. Quickly noted him down as "for" and backed slowly away.

Maybe he thought the rightwing ranting about gulags and Mosin-Nagants was real?

feedmegin
Jul 30, 2008

TACD posted:

I'm assuming this is from a comic book but everything about this looks like it's from a pack of 'legal highs'

My assumption would be a Chinese knockoff toy of some sort.

Rustybear
Nov 16, 2006
what the thunder said

crispix posted:

so what does this voter-centric behaviour actually look like

like do they actually think they will be able to knock on doors and tell people that labour will do whatever crazy poo poo each person wants to happen and that people won't be able to figure out that they're saying the same to everyone :/

it means whatever you want it to mean!

'removing silos' also looks a tad out of place when the previous slide looks an awful lot like creating a bunch of silos. kudos to whoever sold them this pablum; just glad my dues aren't funding it anymore

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Unless Labour get some policies and a substantial change in direction, I'll decide when there is an actual General Election whether to vote Labour or not, probably no more than a couple of weeks out. I'll certainly not vote tory. My best alternative to Labour round here is probably Plaid Cymru though they hardly get a look in - so far anyway.

Meanwhile, I quit the party in terms of activity in Jan 2020 (by announcing my intention to quit at my local branch and CLP various January meetings so they could find replacements for the various offices I held so I didn't leave them in the lurch) and stopped paying after the March 2020 direct debit (so I could vote in the leadership - though the choice of candidates was again 'least worse' especially after they all signed pledges to the BoD).

I'm absolutely sickened and disgusted by the direction the party has taken under Starmer and I do not regret for one second ceasing any time or money expended on their behalf. I did many unpaid hours (not on the street as that is not my forte - social media, data analysis etc more my thang - I did do some street work eg stall-personning with great reluctance though!).

I did vote Welsh Labour in the senedd elections in May because Drakeford is doing a pretty good job.

Rustybear posted:

it means whatever you want it to mean!

'removing silos' also looks a tad out of place when the previous slide looks an awful lot like creating a bunch of silos. kudos to whoever sold them this pablum; just glad my dues aren't funding it anymore

Probably paid Evans' and his wife's 'consultancy' company £000s for the privilege.

Jaeluni Asjil fucked around with this message at 13:00 on Aug 18, 2021

Lungboy
Aug 23, 2002

NEED SQUAT FORM HELP
Surely voter-centric means completely ignoring lapsed voters and not trying to get them to return to voting for labour. It's a total dead end.

Mebh
May 10, 2010


My gardener last year was always going on about his "waste of a brother" and how he would ring him when he was on the job begging for money and never paid him back.

One day the topic turned to politics and he said "You know the one thing... the one thing I'm really glad is that wanker Corbyn never got in"

I said "oh? why's that?"

Without a shred of irony he said "His brother... his brother is a mental case" and then went on about things running in the family.

loving mad.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

One of the problems I see with trying to read Starmer's tea leaves (especially on here) is that we are assuming that the average farting skittle is even vaguely aware of politics to the extent that we are.

I know a bunch of people who think Laura K is corrupt and should be sacked, but they think it's because she's anti-government and 'always going on about what they've done wrong.'

The same people say they like Starmer because he 'looks the part' and they're still banging on about his 'playing the long game' and appealing to the sensible middle ground of pensioners who don't understand economics.

I think I could sum it up with the person who, last local elections, asked who was the best person to vote tactically for. Post-brexit politics has broken so many people who want to vote for the right person without doing any of the leg work or looking up anything about the parties or candidates.

Gyro Zeppeli
Jul 19, 2012

sure hope no-one throws me off a bridge

Bobby Deluxe posted:

One of the problems I see with trying to read Starmer's tea leaves (especially on here) is that we are assuming that the average farting skittle is even vaguely aware of politics to the extent that we are.

I know a bunch of people who think Laura K is corrupt and should be sacked, but they think it's because she's anti-government and 'always going on about what they've done wrong.'

The same people say they like Starmer because he 'looks the part' and they're still banging on about his 'playing the long game' and appealing to the sensible middle ground of pensioners who don't understand economics.

I think I could sum it up with the person who, last local elections, asked who was the best person to vote tactically for. Post-brexit politics has broken so many people who want to vote for the right person without doing any of the leg work or looking up anything about the parties or candidates.

Seriously, if you can even roughly accurately articulate what is a left or right wing policy, you're more informed than maybe 70% of the British population. I know it sounds incredibly snobby to act like we're so above them but the level to which most people just don't engage with politics is astounding.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

feedmegin posted:

My assumption would be a Chinese knockoff toy of some sort.

Fake trading cards.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTRUdRA_srw&t=6s

(not exactly same package, but same text, logo and holograms)

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


crispix posted:

like jesus christ what world do these people live in, you knock on any randomly selected dozen or so houses in a town and you'll have everything from wanting the return of public executions to bringing back hymns for schools and metal dustbins and good old lightbulbs like they used to be and banning shampoo and who knows what else

you're really going to indulge everyone in the country by telling them you're going to do just what they want :psyduck:

Sounds like we need to square this circle with massive deregulation and a reduction of the state! But Starmer's Labour is definitely extremely different to the Tories, so I'm sure they'll do it very socialistly.

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Last time I got into a discussion about this with my brother he was asking why we have to divide everything up into left wing and right wing. So I told him to quickly google what those things generally refer to.

Now I just have to argue him down from "Well of course I'm left wing, I just don't think those things are realistic."

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

crispix posted:

bringing back hymns for schools and metal dustbins

Hymn For A Metal Dustbin.

That nice middle ground where it could be a song either by Penguin Cafe Orchestra or Throbbing Gristle

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

feedmegin posted:

I mean I didn't vote for the dude because I didn't trust him but I could see him having worked out if he had, y'know, done the things he said he was going to do in the leadership election, like, at all, instead of just instantly veering to the hard right of the party and literally trying to be more Tory than the Tories. These people were naive, imo, but I can at least see where they were coming from.

This is an enormous problem with how our democratic institutions work in general. You vote for someone based on what they say and general reading of tea leaves, but if they don't follow up on their promises or do something completely opposite to them, there's nothing you can do about it for years, in which time the person you voted for can do enormous damage.

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

Bobby Deluxe posted:

One of the problems I see with trying to read Starmer's tea leaves (especially on here)

The main problem is that his teacup is actually full of Jameson, not tea

Miftan
Mar 31, 2012

Terry knows what he can do with his bloody chocolate orange...

Borrovan posted:

I remember knocking on a door in 2015 & the bloke saying he'd definitely be voting for Corbyn because Theresa May won't even bring back hanging for treason something something Brexit. Quickly noted him down as "for" and backed slowly away.

Pretty impressive of that bloke to name drop both Corbyn and May before they were leaders of their party :v:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Sounds like we need to square this circle with massive deregulation and a reduction of the state!
It owns that whenever any party says this what they actually mean is 'for banks and landlords' and proles get more restrictions.

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

Seriously, if you can even roughly accurately articulate what is a left or right wing policy, you're more informed than maybe 70% of the British population. I know it sounds incredibly snobby to act like we're so above them but the level to which most people just don't engage with politics is astounding.

Bobby Deluxe posted:

Last time I got into a discussion about this with my brother he was asking why we have to divide everything up into left wing and right wing. So I told him to quickly google what those things generally refer to.
The more I think on it the less sure I am.

Like 'far right' seems to refer to people and groups that are fairly economically centrist but also fascists, like the BNP or Le Pen, and people who are economically far right but not racistcan't (won't) see why that's racist, like Macron and Orange Bookers are 'moderates'. I guess you could do left/right as which direction one prefers to punch, but I still think something like Adorno's F (fascist) factor is useful, if only in determining what they're doing the punching with.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Gort posted:

This is an enormous problem with how our democratic institutions work in general. You vote for someone based on what they say and general reading of tea leaves, but if they don't follow up on their promises or do something completely opposite to them, there's nothing you can do about it for years, in which time the person you voted for can do enormous damage.

You only have to capture two parties, and they are incentives to collude as it is, and you can totally capture democracy and nobody can do anything about it for years

Elections in the UK are a very effective bulwark against democracy

The counter to this is "no they wouldn't let that happen"

Oh dear me
Aug 14, 2012

I have burned numerous saucepans, sometimes right through the metal

Gort posted:

This is an enormous problem with how our democratic institutions work in general. You vote for someone based on what they say and general reading of tea leaves, but if they don't follow up on their promises or do something completely opposite to them, there's nothing you can do about it for years, in which time the person you voted for can do enormous damage.

Fraud ought surely to be a criminal offence for politicians. Unfortunately judges also suck.

sebzilla
Mar 17, 2009

Kid's blasting everything in sight with that new-fangled musket.




Corbyn speaking in the Afghanistan debate, flanked on the back benches by Burgon, McDonnell, RLB and Sultana.

They're too good for the Labour Party.

TACD
Oct 27, 2000

Gyro Zeppeli posted:

the level to which most people just don't engage with politics is astounding.
Given the calibre of politicians, policies, and media coverage we have, who can blame them?

It’s another exciting vicious cycle where a disinterested public incentivises bland, simplistic politics that doesn’t interest people.

Borrovan
Aug 15, 2013

IT IS ME.
🧑‍💼
I AM THERESA MAY


Miftan posted:

Pretty impressive of that bloke to name drop both Corbyn and May before they were leaders of their party :v:
What all of youse weren't pre-emptively canvassing people on the hypothetical assumption of what might happen 2 years later??

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Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Guavanaut posted:

The more I think on it the less sure I am.

Like 'far right' seems to refer to people and groups that are fairly economically centrist but also fascists, like the BNP or Le Pen, and people who are economically far right but not racistcan't (won't) see why that's racist, like Macron and Orange .
The ideal new labour horseshoe theory is one that has fallen over and the gap is on the left.

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