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site posted:Do you wanna be the guy that tells the hulk he owes taxes Better him than Tony Stark
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 18:20 |
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# ? May 31, 2024 01:23 |
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https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/13589101-the-law-of-superheroes This is a fantastic book that actually tries to apply real-world case law and legal theory to superheroes. Everything from the constitutionality of Superman using x-ray vision on your house to would it be 'cruel and unusual' to try to execute Wolverine not knowing if it would actually work or not.
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 18:26 |
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site posted:Do you wanna be the guy that tells the hulk he owes taxes If you were going to try and hold Banner financially responsible for anything I don't think being an unemployed scientist would be at the top of the list.
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 18:35 |
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Skwirl posted:Does Dr Strange have any income? Hey spent his life savings finding the Ancient One the first time, so I doubt he has any investments left over from when he was a surgeon. I assume he inherited the Greenwich Village house and a lot of other stuff from the Ancient One, but estate taxes in America ate a joke. In the 80's series he got a business manager because his finances were a mess.
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 18:52 |
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site posted:Do you wanna be the guy that tells the hulk he owes taxes Darkly musing that this results in a world where the Hulk becomes the symbol for Sovereign citizen types raging against paying taxes like the Punisher logo is for cop culture. Hulk's screaming visage letting everyone know that the person flying it will never ever make their child support payments.
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 18:53 |
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And I think Dr. Strange tried to make money once and it almost led to the end of the world?
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 19:08 |
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Push El Burrito posted:
That happens when he tries to make tea.
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 19:56 |
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Thaddius the Large posted:Better him than Tony Stark Dunno, I'd rather face a team of lawyers than get thrown into a building or something Lobok posted:If you were going to try and hold Banner financially responsible for anything I don't think being an unemployed scientist would be at the top of the list. Tax evasion is how they got Capone
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:36 |
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If you try and make the Hulk pay taxes he'll just jump off the planet
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 20:45 |
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Push El Burrito posted:
There's an old panel posted somewhere in this thread of Dr Strange just conjuring money up through magic.
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 21:10 |
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muscles like this! posted:There's an old panel posted somewhere in this thread of Dr Strange just conjuring money up through magic. Yeah and if I remember right it somehow gets Umar involved to which Dr. Strange has to turn to Zom for help and uh oh that wasn't a good idea...
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 21:23 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Yeah and if I remember right it somehow gets Umar involved to which Dr. Strange has to turn to Zom for help and uh oh that wasn't a good idea... Oh god, was that the "little old woman who swallowed a fly" storyline that goes for like 8 issues? (Strange Tales was an anthology series with a Nick Fury story and a Dr. Strange story and maybe a third one? every issue, so it's not as drawn out as it sounds.
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 21:27 |
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Kalli posted:If you try and make the Hulk pay taxes he'll just jump off the planet Going to the distant stars didn't work out quite like he hoped. Or maybe it did, I guess I don't know why he's trying there.
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:09 |
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kdrudy posted:Going to the distant stars didn't work out quite like he hoped. Or maybe it did, I guess I don't know why he's trying there. Ahhh, it's OK, his pals in the Illuminati will help him to realize his dream later on.
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 22:34 |
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Skwirl posted:Does Dr Strange have any income? Hey spent his life savings finding the Ancient One the first time, so I doubt he has any investments left over from when he was a surgeon. I assume he inherited the Greenwich Village house and a lot of other stuff from the Ancient One, but estate taxes in America ate a joke. He gets by with a little help from his friends
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# ? Aug 16, 2021 23:10 |
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site posted:Do you wanna be the guy that tells the hulk he owes taxes Hulk's deductions for work related wardrobe expenses would easily remove any tax debt.
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# ? Aug 17, 2021 00:11 |
Brazilianpeanutwar posted:“Please take a seat Dr str-“ muscles like this! posted:There's an old panel posted somewhere in this thread of Dr Strange just conjuring money up through magic. also: "Dr. Strange, with his surgical career over and too vain to accept positions as a consultant or assistant, soon exhausted his fortune following every rumored treatment, no matter how ineffective. In a matter of months, the once wealthy surgeon became a derelict, and resorted to performing a number of shady medical procedures to survive (and pay his growing bar tabs). Strange's guilt over the mistakes of his early life would come to weigh heavily upon him over the years, and his recollections of the time could not always be trusted." weird how they left that out of the movie
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# ? Aug 17, 2021 02:17 |
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Admiralty Flag posted:This is my astral form, which is actually and legally distinct from my physical form. Furthermore, officer, I was not flying, I was traveling, when you interceded, in clear and direct violation of the UCC. Now by the Hoary Host of Hoggoth, begone, for I do not wish to create joinder with you. A) Username checks out. B) I wish I wasn't able to evaluate that and therefore find this funny.
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# ? Aug 17, 2021 02:57 |
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Kalli posted:Darkly musing that this results in a world where the Hulk becomes the symbol for Sovereign citizen types raging against paying taxes like the Punisher logo is for cop culture. That "Here Comes The Incredible Hulk/There Goes The Incredible Hulk" shirt but the little ducky has a sign saying "Postmaster General" on it
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# ? Aug 17, 2021 04:35 |
Push El Burrito posted:Yeah and if I remember right it somehow gets Umar involved to which Dr. Strange has to turn to Zom for help and uh oh that wasn't a good idea... Strange Tales #156 (1967) Strange Tales #157 (1967) I can't remember how Umar got involved in the first place, but this entire sequence is hilarious. "Let's release ever more powerful cosmic horrors, to chase away the previous ones! What could possibly go wrong?"
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# ? Aug 17, 2021 11:38 |
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They must keep a Green Lantern-like cosmic horror around for times like these. Phenomenal power, but he's defeated by, like, the sound of children's laughter or Hostess Fruit Pies.
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# ? Aug 17, 2021 12:43 |
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SimonChris posted:
"That's the beauty of it. Eventually the Beyonders will show up and take care of The Living Tribunal."
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# ? Aug 17, 2021 12:50 |
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SimonChris posted:
Getting lots of IGNORE ME! vibes
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# ? Aug 17, 2021 12:56 |
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I love that arc. Steve Ditko can suck an egg, Marie Severin is my definitive Doctor Strange artist for sure, nobody else has approached that beautifully austere, delirious quality she brought to those issues. Like a four-color Leonora Carrington, I love it.
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# ? Aug 17, 2021 15:24 |
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All-Flash #3 (1941) Doctor Doom #4 (2020)
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# ? Aug 17, 2021 16:35 |
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Darthemed posted:
Just a superhero repeatedly stabbing someone, no big deal.
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# ? Aug 17, 2021 17:28 |
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SimonChris posted:I can't remember how Umar got involved in the first place, but this entire sequence is hilarious. "Let's release ever more powerful cosmic horrors, to chase away the previous ones! What could possibly go wrong?" Umar saw Strange defeat Dormammu by, get this, going to an all powerful cosmic being and asking for help. This time it was Eternity.
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# ? Aug 17, 2021 20:57 |
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Darthemed posted:
That's Doom holding the plasma gun from Doom. He's Doomguy, folks.
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# ? Aug 17, 2021 20:59 |
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evilmiera posted:That's Doom holding the plasma gun from Doom. He's Doomguy, folks. Turns out it's Dooms all the way down.
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# ? Aug 17, 2021 21:37 |
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evilmiera posted:That's Doom holding the plasma gun from Doom. He's Doomguy, folks. YOU ARE STRETCHY, RICHARDS! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE STRETCHY GUTS!
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# ? Aug 17, 2021 22:09 |
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TwoPair posted:YOU ARE STRETCHY, RICHARDS! THAT MEANS YOU HAVE STRETCHY GUTS! How can you rip and tear that which stretches?
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# ? Aug 17, 2021 22:21 |
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MasterBuilder posted:How can you rip and tear that which stretches? It works for taffy.
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# ? Aug 17, 2021 22:44 |
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How Wonderful! posted:I love that arc. Steve Ditko can suck an egg, Marie Severin is my definitive Doctor Strange artist for sure, nobody else has approached that beautifully austere, delirious quality she brought to those issues. Like a four-color Leonora Carrington, I love it. Not a hot take, but the truth. Ditko was great; but tell me you don’t look at those panels and say “THAT - that is what I think of when I think of Dr Strange”. Equally “hot” - she’s probably at worst the 3rd greatest Hulk artist after Sal Buscema and Herb Trimpe, and maybe even ahead of Trimpe.
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# ? Aug 18, 2021 04:10 |
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Darthemed posted:
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# ? Aug 18, 2021 04:37 |
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evilmiera posted:That's Doom holding the plasma gun from Doom. He's Doomguy, folks. I'm less interested in why he has a plasma gun than why he's wearing a hoodie.
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# ? Aug 18, 2021 07:11 |
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Push El Burrito posted:
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# ? Aug 18, 2021 09:07 |
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You fool, Strange, you will free the most frightening demon of all… inflation!
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# ? Aug 18, 2021 09:27 |
The funny thing is that Dr. Strange's money problems had been an ongoing subplot in the previous issues, but I guess the writers just didn't know where to go with it.
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# ? Aug 18, 2021 09:45 |
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Money troubles is more Spider-Man's thing anyway.
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# ? Aug 18, 2021 10:15 |
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:“Please take a seat Dr str-“ I mean, we've seen how he deals with predatory low-ethics real estate developers trying to use shady tactics to get him to sell. Later
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