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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/HelloCullen/status/1428054686234382336?s=20

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SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/JohnDiesattheEn/status/1428025518914408461

Sir Gladu
Nov 26, 2008


Please practice safe hex.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
I love the loving racism inherent in the idea of the Taliban having anti witch craft procedures.

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Hex the moon god???

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Skwirl posted:

I love the loving racism inherent in the idea of the Taliban having anti witch craft procedures.

It honestly wouldn’t be a shock, considering the Saudis take witchcraft very seriously? As do the Islamic State/ISIS/ISIL?

And if the US fundamentalist Christians had a centralized army, they’d certainly have an anti-witchcraft squad.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


AlbieQuirky posted:

It honestly wouldn’t be a shock, considering the Saudis take witchcraft very seriously? As do the Islamic State/ISIS/ISIL?

And if the US fundamentalist Christians had a centralized army, they’d certainly have an anti-witchcraft squad.

I mean the evangelical faith is pretty much an anti-witchcraft squad as it is.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

AlbieQuirky posted:

It honestly wouldn’t be a shock, considering the Saudis take witchcraft very seriously? As do the Islamic State/ISIS/ISIL?

And if the US fundamentalist Christians had a centralized army, they’d certainly have an anti-witchcraft squad.

I mean, I'm sure they kill suspected witches, but like having people perform anti hexes and what no.

Do these wiccans think the women killed during the Salem witch trials were actually witches? Like, I get believing in witches, and then believing there were witches in Salem 300 years ago, but do they think Salem circa 1693 was that good at finding them and didn't gently caress it up and kill a bunch of innocent people?

projecthalaxy
Dec 27, 2008

Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son


they are trying to cast Shellga!

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

The Taliban might open a gateway to the crawling nuclear chaos of azathoth in retaliation. I would be careful

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

Skwirl posted:

I mean, I'm sure they kill suspected witches, but like having people perform anti hexes and what no.

Do these wiccans think the women killed during the Salem witch trials were actually witches? Like, I get believing in witches, and then believing there were witches in Salem 300 years ago, but do they think Salem circa 1693 was that good at finding them and didn't gently caress it up and kill a bunch of innocent people?

Modern Wiccans tend to believe in the witch cult hypothesis, which argues that the people accused of witchcraft in the early modern period were practitioners of a pagan religion that survived the rise of Christianity in Europe. This assumes a lot of poo poo, like that everyone who confessed to meeting other witches in the woods and making a pact with the Devil was telling the truth - and was not just saying what their torturers wanted to hear in order to get the torturers to stop torturing them - and the hypothesis was largely discredited by historians of the early modern period in the 60s and 70s.

Pththya-lyi has a new favorite as of 01:09 on Aug 19, 2021

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Biplane posted:

The Taliban might open a gateway to the crawling nuclear chaos of azathoth in retaliation. I would be careful
They strike me as more of a "black goat with a million young" organization.

Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

https://twitter.com/NikkiMcR/status/1428138899017281538?s=19

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
My Chevy had a hex blowback once, spent a week in the shop.

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005




I love that I have no reason to believe this isn't real.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

DACK FAYDEN posted:

They strike me as more of a "black goat with a million young" organization.

It's 2021 in hellworld my friend; why not both

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/aniceburrito/status/1428080161556209667

https://twitter.com/joeynova_nyc/status/1427350576766099464

https://twitter.com/DannyBate4/status/1427547016117301283

https://twitter.com/xoxogossipgita/status/1427399900363431939

https://twitter.com/metaltxt/status/1427778841460699138

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

There’s a photo of the cat.

https://twitter.com/DannyBate4/status/1427563364465643525

It reminds me of this story:

quote:

>have this russian guy for a roommate for a while
>he's neat, reliable, but doesn't want to make friends
>never smiles, rarely talks, he speaks fluent english but just doesn't want to
>when he cooks, the whole building smells like garlic
>frequently brings my cat to me saying
"stop leaving your things into my room."
>my cat meows in protest

>russian dude talks to himself when I'm not in the room or when he thinks he's alone
>I don't speak any russian but I'm pretty sure he's cursing this entire continent

>one time wake up from a nap to the smell of garlic, hear him moving around in the kitchen
"Oh no, no. None for you. gently caress off. Shoo."
>my cat yodels complaints at him
"I said I don't care. You don't pay rent. Shoo!"

>he argues with my cat in english
>because clearly my cat doesn't speak russian

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Skwirl posted:

I love the loving racism inherent in the idea of the Taliban having anti witch craft procedures.

I'm not sure there's any racism there; I'm pretty sure they think everyone has anti-witchcraft procedures.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

goatsestretchgoals posted:

There’s an X on that pop up on mobile but the hit box is apparently 1 pixel toward the top right of the X.

Yeah but if I click on “more replies” it comes right back and doesn’t let me read the replies.

Ichabod Sexbeast
Dec 5, 2011

Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Platystemon posted:

Yeah but if I click on “more replies” it comes right back and doesn’t let me read the replies.

I've just been opening everything in new tabs, it's annoying but it works

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Ichabod Sexbeast posted:

I've just been opening everything in new tabs, it's annoying but it works

Did you see the suggestion to go to your browser preferences and delete cookies from twitter.com? That’s what fixed it for me.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Holy buried lede, Batman!

https://twitter.com/JohnDiesattheEn/status/1428026723753463808

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Pththya-lyi posted:

Modern Wiccans tend to believe in the witch cult hypothesis, which argues that the people accused of witchcraft in the early modern period were practitioners of a pagan religion that survived the rise of Christianity in Europe. This assumes a lot of poo poo, like that everyone who confessed to meeting other witches in the woods and making a pact with the Devil was telling the truth - and was not just saying what their torturers wanted to hear in order to get the torturers to stop torturing them - and the hypothesis was largely discredited by historians of the early modern period in the 60s and 70s.

Do they just not force kids to read The Witch of Blackbird Pond anymore?

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1428183542098391045?s=20

There are not enough hours in a life to listen to all the podcasts that will come out this year alone, but I will say it's pretty funny and great to come across an ultra niche podcast that has, like, maybe 10 listeners and each episode is about three and a half hours long.

I'm not listening to all that. I'm happy for you, though.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Hell given that they spelled "Berenstain" correctly it's probably actually about the books instead of the Mandela effect

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



https://twitter.com/dwayne_media/status/1428019866640977924?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/dril/status/831805955402776576

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
https://twitter.com/CiaranRH2/status/1428275280288915459

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

can't wait to hear about the mass hexxing of a wedding

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/kitten_beloved/status/1428120368049393667

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005


Science has finally done a good thing

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

The Cox-Zucker machine has been around for a while! It's a popular one alongside the Hairy Ball Theorem

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The Tits group is my favorite.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Regarde Aduck posted:

can't wait to hear about the mass hexxing of a wedding

The art has gone downhill since all these online millennial witches started wasting all their time hexting instead of doing proper magick IRL.

Dr. Lunchables
Dec 27, 2012

IRL DEBUFFED KOBOLD



Cox Zucker unfortunately never utilized PENIS

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proton-enhanced_nuclear_induction_spectroscopy

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1428410550871068676

I heard McDonalds is going to stop selling food, as well.

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1428410550871068676

I heard McDonalds is going to stop selling food, as well.

https://twitter.com/newtweets20/status/1428415270742159361?s=19

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wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

https://twitter.com/wirecutter/status/1428419770362310659?s=21

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