|
so are cat boners
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 08:52
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 29, 2024 17:11 |
|
|
You often think of cat boners mate?
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 08:54
|
|
|
Zzulu posted:Cat owners are grotesque That’s only if they’re not designed to act as a spout for rainwater. Otherwise, they’re gargoyles.
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 09:56
|
|
|
Zzulu posted:Cat owners are grotesque Have you considered becoming like the humble house cat and eating your own poo poo and hair? Edit: reported this psychopathic troll to the mods and fbi for terrorism offences, enjoy your ban chucklefuck
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 10:06
|
|
|
if you have an outdoor cat they don't need a litter box at all edit: how much do i tip my litter box cleaner
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 10:20
|
|
|
Tenebrais posted:edit: how much do i tip my litter box cleaner 90 degrees
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 11:20
|
|
|
PittTheElder posted:Like at the risk of triggering the same, this seems like a terrible idea because grocery bags (at least where I live) have cm sized holes in the bottom, to reduce the risk of infants suffocating themselves I think. Mother fucker, is that why? My immediate assumption was that grocery stores were just doing it out of spite, like, "oh no you don't, if you want a plastic bag without a pesky little hole in it, we'll be happy to sell you one" Zzulu posted:Cat owners are grotesque I am going to twist your head all the way round
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 11:42
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 12:21
|
|
|
Ellie Trashcakes posted:Liners for small bins, mostly, but also autoerotic asphyxiation. I know some people are squeamish about it but I've done it loads and I've only died twice. Just how bad are you at putting liners in small bins that it killed you once, let alone twice? Is there some course you could take?
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 13:30
|
|
|
Zzulu posted:Cat owners are grotesque While true, you should see the disgusting poo poo baby havers get into.
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 13:43
|
|
|
Pizza D’s! I used to eat there when I lived in Little Rock.
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 14:13
|
|
|
Pizza D's nuts.
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 14:14
|
|
|
thepopmonster posted:Just how bad are you at putting liners in small bins that it killed you once, let alone twice? Is there some course you could take? I've done this before. Fell into the bin head-first and got it stick in there like Pooh bear in a honey pot, except instead of delicious honey to eat, there was a plastic bag for me to suffocate on. An easy solution is to get a bin that flares to the top.
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 14:20
|
|
|
Sound. https://i.imgur.com/SFarsRQ.mp4
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 14:45
|
|
|
what a journey
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 14:47
|
|
|
Stexils posted:90 degrees but make sure it's celcius.
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 14:55
|
|
|
Biplane posted:but make sure it's celcius. No it's turning, gotta go 90 radians 
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 15:02
|
|
|
https://i.imgur.com/dtdUiHT.mp4
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 15:13
|
|
|
like a boss 😂
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 15:17
|
|
|
It's amazing how "Uh-oh; Looks like the meth is kicking in!" is the most normal part of that. 
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 15:27
|
|
|
thepopmonster posted:Just how bad are you at putting liners in small bins that it killed you once, let alone twice? Is there some course you could take?
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 15:37
|
|
|
Goddamn Ellie revealed to be a Mr bibs rereg????
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 15:41
|
|
|
Ellie Trashcakes posted:I nearly died eating a hot dog so I took that as an omen Mr Bibs??? e: ^ 
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 15:41
|
|
|
something something toxic maskulinity
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 15:44
|
|
|
OwlFancier posted:Pizza D's nuts. lol gently caress, gottem
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 16:09
|
|
|
Baron von Eevl posted:Goddamn Ellie revealed to be a Mr bibs rereg???? Hey! Thats not right! Ellie would clearly be Mrs. Bibs.
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 16:46
|
|
|
Baron von Eevl posted:Goddamn Ellie revealed to be a Mr bibs rereg???? Now it's Ms. Bibs and I choke on clams 😉 im not mr bibs. please don't put in the newspaper that i am mr bibs
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 16:47
|
|
|
Ellie Trashcakes posted:Please I transitioned and left that old like behind Take them out of the shells first, that's the secret.
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 17:50
|
|
|
gleebster posted:Take them out of the shells first, that's the secret. no
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 18:10
|
|
|
Ellie Trashcakes posted:Please I transitioned and left that old like behind 
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 18:18
|
|
|
Lord Humungus, before the world collapsed
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 18:33
|
|
|
Ellie Trashcakes posted:Now it's Ms. Bibs and I choke on clams 😉  Once a size queen, always a size queen.
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 18:56
|
|
|
Me, without a turd parasite eating my brain: "cats are gross and cat owners are loving insane mutants" loving insane mutants: "how dare you, I love touching my cat's poo poo, I love smelling like cat poo poo, everyone knows I smell like cat poo poo because I love cat poo poo and the handling thereof. J O I N. U S."
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 19:23
|
|
|
A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Me, without a turd parasite eating my brain: "cats are gross and cat owners are loving insane mutants" Dogs rule, cats drool 
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 19:29
|
|
|
A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:Me, without a turd parasite eating my brain: "cats are gross and cat owners are loving insane mutants" Dog owners, too. Neither should be allowed to vote tbh
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 19:37
|
|
|
HenryEx posted:Dog owners, too. Neither should be allowed to vote tbh Yeah, ngl, I proply smell like my Labrador. Idiot dog.
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 19:41
|
|
|
shelley posted:the thread isn’t very long, so... here’s the whole thing Ha ha ha, holy poo poo! I completely forgot I'd wandered into that dumpster fire.
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 19:42
|
|
|
https://i.imgur.com/w43cl3p.mp4 Sound on
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 20:36
|
|
|
I have a cat and somehow I guess I didn't get the parasite cuz I actually think she is pretty gross and I'm more of the "be responsible and give her what she needs, keep her litter box clean etc etc" type of owner. Not big on the touching and cuddling and all that, no sir-ee. Anyways here's my funny picture:
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 21:16
|
|
|
|
| # ? May 29, 2024 17:11 |
|
|
Very minimalist.
|
|
#
?
Aug 19, 2021 21:21
|
|
