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https://twitter.com/ArashMarkazi/status/1427321260933980190 Horrible pizza/hot dog/burger trifecta. Edit: It also looks like they diced an uncooked clove of garlic and added it as garnish. Yum.
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Ninurta posted:https://twitter.com/ArashMarkazi/status/1427321260933980190  I dunno about worst, but this comes in strong in the saddest round.
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The "pizza" it's so sad, it would probably ruin my day, but I can't stop smiling and laughing when I see the sub in the last photo lol
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hahahahaha: https://twitter.com/foodbeast/status/1427442573837312007 hahaha, I'm not depressed anymore.
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Aug 17, 2021 04:21
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yo dawg i heard you like pizza so i put a pizza in your pizza
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Aug 17, 2021 04:26
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if Escher designed a pizza
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Aug 17, 2021 04:31
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When pizza is a calzone you can have pizza anytime
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Aug 17, 2021 04:44
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Desperado Bones posted:hahahahaha: stupid
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Aug 17, 2021 04:52
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:stupid 
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Kaesar's Krazy Kalzony, a hot spicy cross
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Aug 17, 2021 08:35
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“WINDOWS, BLAST HIM!!!”
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Aug 17, 2021 11:58
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Khachapuri is not pizza but I knew I had to do a trip report for the thread when I saw this:     Didn't look much like the box but was actually pretty tasty. Recognizably a khachapuri and not just a cheese pizza.
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:“WINDOWS, BLAST HIM!!!” “drat it Childs, TORCH it!”
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WILDTURKEY101 posted:stupid dont insult the catholic pizza. 
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Desperado Bones posted:hahahahaha: The Holy Trinity: Crust, Pepperoni, Cheese
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gently caress SNEEP posted:The Holy Trinity: Crust, Pepperoni, Cheese  Some Dallas goon please give us a trip report
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this is how you summon Bloody Pizza Giuseppe.
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Aug 18, 2021 00:01
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The Mestre himself would shake his head in shame.
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Aug 18, 2021 00:03
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hey man... you got two pizzas, one oven, only one rack, and you need to eat them both at once. desperate times call for desperate measures
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Mozi posted:hey man... you got two pizzas, one oven, only one rack, and you need to eat them both at once. desperate times call for desperate measures This is true, and in fact the sliced side can also acquire an even better toasty cheese edge. Objections overruled.
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Aug 18, 2021 00:38
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This pizza is currently on the front page of TMZ.com as part of the Ben Affleck - JLo - A-rod gross love triangle of warmed over fast-aging celebs. Its very apropos. Shine on you gross greasy diamond.
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shadow puppet of a posted:This pizza is currently on the front page of TMZ.com as part of the Ben Affleck - JLo - A-rod gross love triangle of warmed over fast-aging celebs.
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fizzymercury posted:None of the words in this post form a coherent sentence, especially that pizza description. Furthermore: I award you no points, and may god have mercy on your soul.
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shadow puppet of a posted:This pizza is currently on the front page of TMZ.com as part of the Ben Affleck - JLo - A-rod gross love triangle of warmed over fast-aging celebs. You've seen CUM PIZZA Now see PUKE PIZZA
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Aug 18, 2021 04:04
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Piss pizza is gonna be bad, it's gonna be real bad
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Aug 18, 2021 04:37
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pISSA
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Real p'za poo poo right there.
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140 bux for three of those bad boyz? i don't know if its a lowtax goldbelly thing or what but 3 dimes fished out of a litter box is too much to pay for that foulness.
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SniperWoreConverse posted:Piss pizza is gonna be bad, it's gonna be real bad now don't get ahead of yourself... you forgot about poo poo PIZZA!  i love the crossover with the dog+burg thread. ok, i guess that's uncooked but it's still chile pizza. here's the finished product:  surely some one has just dumped a can of wolf chili on a frozen pizza right? EDIT: i mean sort of... chili cheese hot dog pizza and hamburger pizza:  if the conditions were right, i might have consumed that in a past life... "cincinnati style chili pizza" is also a thing i guess: 
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I worked at a pizza place that sold a "chili slice" that was actually pretty good. They made their own chili, which admittedly had beans in it but was pretty tomatoey. Take a slice of cheese pizza, add like four ounces of chili, top with fresh shredded cheese and (CRUCIALLY) put it back in the oven to get all melty. As far as I can tell no pictures exist cause it looked truly hideous, but it was tasty. Also this joint used provelone as their pizza cheese and it is strangely good, but I'm sure some of y'all will view it as thread fodder. In that spirit here's the worst photo I could find of the pizza, which looks like a custom job from a customer who doesn't deserve pizza: 
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hi yes my baby is having terrible diarrhea, could you just take him back to the kitchen and get that onto a pie? thanks
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Desperado Bones posted:hahahahaha: Back to this for a second: Did they seriously just make slits partway into the pizza, fold it over and go "good enough, bake it," because that's exactly what it looks like
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Mormon Nailer posted:Back to this for a second: I suppose you have a better idea??
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Mormon Nailer posted:Back to this for a second: Supposedly there's some extra sauce or something stuffed into the folded over part, but yeah I think so. Can't wait for photos of this thing in the wild to appear.
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Mormon Nailer posted:Back to this for a second: What else where they supposed to do?
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Bold Robot posted:Supposedly there's some extra sauce or something stuffed into the folded over part, but yeah I think so. check the anti food porn thread.  Skulk Hogan posted:Update: I'm gonna have to take laxatives because of the Calcifix. Have another photo i took of it.
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The other pics need to be seen too:Skulk Hogan posted:
Anyone know any good sphincter control exercises?
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