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If anything could help biden its continuously referencing trump which is also the sole reason nyt keeps me employed
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PyPy posted:I recently learned I can write a sql statement and paste it into excel data queries and send that excel to my coworkers so they have an easy way to pull recurring reports from the MS SQL DB. Now I don’t need to pull the reporting for them. I’m not a professional coder, I know just enough to make my life easier. I once worked at a chemical company that shipped a lot of hazmat and they had me entering classifications from a spreadsheet to a mainframe app. I found out that the mainframe terminal app had VisualBasic hooks so I wrote a program that iterated through the spreadsheet and entered the data for me and went to lunch. Anyway while I was at lunch the holding tables the mainframe app used to queue writes filled up due to the high value of data my thing was entering, and they couldn't issue any purchase orders for four hours. whoops
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19 o'clock posted:
What about using power query to pull data into excel from a sql database
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give chris cillizza 7 pulitzers actually, one for each figure on his paycheck
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PyPy posted:I recently learned I can write a sql statement and paste it into excel data queries and send that excel to my coworkers so they have an easy way to pull recurring reports from the MS SQL DB. Now I don’t need to pull the reporting for them. I’m not a professional coder, I know just enough to make my life easier. Just get them power bi or something
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Drunkboxer posted:give chris cillizza 7 pulitzers actually, one for each figure on his paycheck If he were in the mob his nickname would be Chrissy Clits
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:I once worked at a chemical company that shipped a lot of hazmat and they had me entering classifications from a spreadsheet to a mainframe app. I found out that the mainframe terminal app had VisualBasic hooks so I wrote a program that iterated through the spreadsheet and entered the data for me and went to lunch. lol classic Tayne, queueing writes and filing them up cause of all that high value data his thing enters.
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B-Rock452 posted:I just got a notification that there is a subject in the pickup truck at the library of Congress and is in communication with crisis negotiators so lol if vanilla isis is starting to do some suicide bombings. https://twitter.com/haleytalbotnbc/status/1428381560999452675
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Mayor Dave posted:What about using power query to pull data into excel from a sql database lol
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Mayor Dave posted:Just get them power bi or something Yeah, we use looker
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I don’t care about your excel sheets unless they are about cspam posting statistics
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shyduck posted:The hardest course I went though in engineering school (and a lot of this was due to an extremely strict professor) was mechanics of materials, or basically "actually building poo poo". Forces, moments, all that good stuff you need to calculate for bridges, structures, etc. For exams we had to show all work to specific precision, and he wasn't kind with mistakes. His mantra was "bridge fail = go to jail", so you better be correct. He's one of those teachers I hated at first but grew to really appreciate I watched a "Brick Immortar" yt video about the Minneapolis bridge collapse back 15 years ago, and the stuff about gusset plates and rivet patterns and material stress made me super glad that I didn't go into that line of work.
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trieup
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you laugh, but this is how business is done
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Harton posted:lol classic Tayne, queueing writes and filing them up cause of all that high value data his thing enters. high value data? sir…this is a Carl’s Junior’s…
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query deez nuts
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buncha NERDS in here! 
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PyPy posted:you laugh, but this is how business is done that I will absolutely concede. it’s a bummer.
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PyPy posted:I recently learned I can write a sql statement and paste it into excel data queries and send that excel to my coworkers so they have an easy way to pull recurring reports from the MS SQL DB. Now I don’t need to pull the reporting for them. I’m not a professional coder, I know just enough to make my life easier. note that that feature means your organization is one spear-phishing attack away from being completely obliterated you can live with me for a while if that happens
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just an economically anxious lone wolf bombman
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Trump threads favorite column is QQ
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mostly because everyone already have Microsoft office installed. no additional software to purchase
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PyPy posted:mostly because everyone already have Microsoft office installed. no additional software to purchase yup
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PyPy posted:mostly because everyone already have Microsoft office installed. no additional software to purchase Power bi is free
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More like Power BM
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emfive posted:note that that feature means your organization is one spear-phishing attack away from being completely obliterated we have read only access. I don’t know if that matters. honestly I’d like to know how to do stuff like this better (and safer) but 
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:More like Power BM
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:More like Power BM hell yeah
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buddykins successfully got walk the dinosaur stuck in my head
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:More like Power BM 
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lol today Trevor Bauer is gonna invoke the 5th about raping that woman rip bro
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whats this the strip club money rain
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Of course all of this
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I watched Dirty Rotten Scoundrels last night and lost it at “ not mother” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nKDUDF3cgRA
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the milk machine posted:buddykins successfully got walk the dinosaur stuck in my head It was a night like this forty million years ago, I lit a cigarette, picked up a monkey skull to go, The sun was spitting fire, the sky was blue as ice, I felt a little tired, so I watched Miami Vice, And walked the dinosaur, I walked the dinosaur
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do you think dinosaurs hosed
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