Emi Sakura Promotions Thread: There Is No God Here

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Who is the Ace of Choco Pro?
	Akki
	Mei-chan
	Sakura-san
	Anton
	Chris Brookes until literally anyone on this show beats him
	Yunamon

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

forkboy84 posted:

Chie Koishikawa vs Yuna Mizumori is a Gatoh Move offer match on the Ganbare Joshi show that airs on Wrestle Universe on the 17th

Here's the tweet for it:
https://twitter.com/ganpro0417/status/1425309672945291265

Today is Emi's last AEW watch party as well.

fez_machine fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Aug 12, 2021

# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:21

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 22:57

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

ganbare & chie were made for each other

# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:27

karmicknight: Aug 21, 2011

forkboy84 posted:

Chie Koishikawa vs Yuna Mizumori is a Gatoh Move offer match on the Ganbare Joshi show that airs on Wrestle Universe on the 17th

I keep trying to get reasons to watch an actual Gnabare show, I guess this is it.

# ? Aug 12, 2021 00:57

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Penguin Patrol posted:

ganbare & chie were made for each other

I ask why as someone who�s never watched ganbare

# ? Aug 12, 2021 01:41

Pinwiz11: Jan 26, 2009; I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.

TV Zombie posted:

I ask why as someone who’s never watched ganbare

Imagine an entire promotion based on shouting.

# ? Aug 12, 2021 05:02

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Pinwiz11 posted:

Imagine an entire promotion based on shouting.

lol

I watch ChocoPro what's Ganbare Pro like?

# ? Aug 12, 2021 06:30

kaosAG: Oct 14, 2005

fez_machine posted:

lol

I watch ChocoPro what's Ganbare Pro like?

It's kinda like a DDT undercard, but extra loud, like, it literally is an entire promotion based on shouting, haha. Basically, if you saw their offer match on the CyberFight festival show, that's a really good representation of the things they do.

Also occasionally features some people you've seen in chocopro, like cherry, hagane, fujita, and asuka, as well as being home to former TJPW standout Yuna Manase.

Chie and Yunamon are both absolutely made for Ganpro.

# ? Aug 12, 2021 07:53

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

fez_machine posted:

lol

I watch ChocoPro what's Ganbare Pro like?

Lol

# ? Aug 12, 2021 15:47

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Voting has started for the Season 8 Awards:

Best Tag Team:
https://twitter.com/gatohmove/status/1425810573598420992

Best Match:
https://twitter.com/gatohmove/status/1425814712697032711

Best Episode:
https://twitter.com/gatohmove/status/1425816671239827464

Best Quote:
https://twitter.com/gatohmove/status/1425818926101897216

The Antonio Honda Award for Best Song
https://twitter.com/gatohmove/status/1425822144282259471

MVP:
https://twitter.com/gatohmove/status/1425823100789092358

Best Gif:
https://twitter.com/gatohmove/status/1425830669901451276

# ? Aug 12, 2021 21:24

Dangerous Person: Apr 4, 2011; Not dead yet

I'm glad that "You are pro wrestler" also got a nomination. Lulu declaring it was great but Chris admitting it really sold the moment for me

# ? Aug 12, 2021 21:33

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Lulu vs Brookes is gonna sweep, and rightfully so

# ? Aug 12, 2021 21:51

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Insertnamehere31 posted:

Lulu vs Brookes is gonna sweep, and rightfully so

There's a good chance she sweeps every category she was nominated for.

# ? Aug 12, 2021 22:38

Cavauro: Jan 9, 2008

that's what sweeping is anyway. the other thing is a landslide or just any other word you want to make up. i'll allow it

# ? Aug 12, 2021 23:05

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

And the winners are:

Best GIF - Lulu Gets Her First Pin

Best Quote - "You Are A Professional Wrestler, Lulu Pencil" Chris Brookes

Antonio Honda Award For Best Song - Antonio Honda

Best Episode - 137 Chris Vs. Lulu

Best Match - Chris Brookes vs. Lulu Pencil Iron Person Match

MVP - Lulu Pencil

Best Tag Team - Best Bros.

fez_machine fucked around with this message at 13:38 on Aug 13, 2021

# ? Aug 13, 2021 12:32

Dangerous Person: Apr 4, 2011; Not dead yet

Most well deserved sweep ever

# ? Aug 13, 2021 13:50

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

good work lulu i'm proud of you

# ? Aug 13, 2021 15:15

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

ChocoPro's first post-Emi match is now available on Wrestle Universe from the GanbarePro: "THE SHOUTING PROMOTION!": https://www.ddtpro.com/universe/videos/10294

The 2nd match is YunaMon vs Chie in a fisheyed in-ring battle against a reassuringly familiar blue surface

# ? Aug 17, 2021 10:57

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Oh boy you get to hear Chie's entrance music and if you hate Emi's .... ooooooooooooooooooh

edit: I keep laffing and going back. it's absolutely deranged

# ? Aug 17, 2021 11:19

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Here's my review of the match:

An okay match. Really good in the opening where Chie managed to convey her ChocoPro character very well and it felt like a high speed cartoon version of a wrestling match. Both got pretty blown up early on in the match and they lost a lot of their character and speed. The crowd was very forgiving but the match dragged and lost the comedy that would have worked to their advantage. I'm not sure the fencing chops spot works in a ring at Chie's current level of muscle strength.

# ? Aug 17, 2021 11:42

Ziggy Tzardust: Apr 7, 2006

Oh my gooooooood :3:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lPB4AKU6eI

# ? Aug 17, 2021 13:36

TV Zombie: Sep 6, 2011; Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

I hope that Chie and Yunamon can work on their cardio so that their comedy can last throughout the match or...maybe that just comes with experience. I really would like them to do well in various promotions.

So curious about Chie's music now.

# ? Aug 17, 2021 14:25

Insertnamehere31: Jan 23, 2012; This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

Ziggy Tzardust posted:

Oh my gooooooood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lPB4AKU6eI

The spinning otoki at the end made me actually laugh out loud

# ? Aug 17, 2021 14:42

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

https://twitter.com/OBEYBrookes/status/1427640997597663245

lmao

# ? Aug 17, 2021 15:46

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

TV Zombie posted:

So curious about Chie's music now.

Here it is:
https://streamable.com/gulvcl

# ? Aug 18, 2021 01:21

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

https://twitter.com/gatohmove/status/1427774983074304003

E: 9:00 PM Eastern Time start tonight

# ? Aug 18, 2021 01:23

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

CHOCOPRO #145: THE WITHOUT YOU ERA BEGINS AND I'M SCRAMBLING TO GET THIS ONE DONE ON A WEEK NIGHT. DARK TOO GOOD
WATCH LIVE ON YOUTUBE HERE
Time: 10am (JST) / 2am (BST) / 6pm (PDT) / 9pm (EDT)

STARTS REAL SOON!

Below is Super Fan Dogglesnake's match guide for tonight from Reddit. Found HERE

quote:

Combination shuffle! White Comaneci battle!

Tokiko �Otoki� Kirihara & Baliyan Akki VS Antonio Honda & Masahiro Takanashi

Baliyan Akki & Otoki!? The Ace & the Super Rookie! It's been a while since these two paired up (Not since episode 19!) but Akki & Otoki have been long time foes. They are actually one of the most common singles matches in ChocoPro history, due to how spicy the bout always seems to be. How will they work together when fighting on the same side once again? These two might have striking power on their side, but they'll need that and more to handle what is sure to be an unpredictable pairing: Anton & Masa! Masa is a booze loving counter fighter who has an amazing level of expression. Where do you think Mei gets all her cartoonish reactions from? Antonio Honda is a story teller that hides his true high level of wrestling ability behind a layer of shenanigans and cruel pranks. Don't forget the wild card in this scenario: Anton & Otoki usually work together as the villainous �Comaneci� team! (Both Black & White forms) Also there is the ancient fox spirit sealed within Anton, but surely Gon needs time to recover after what Lulu did!

Fan Favorite Fight! Style vs Energy!

Dragon Ninja (Sayuri & Chon Shiryu) VS Warm Caterpillars (Mei Suruga & Chie Koishikawa)

Dragon Ninja traveled a rocky road through Season 8, but that is the past now! The new season gives this dynamite team a fresh chance to prove themselves. This pairing is like a fantastic action movie come to life: the Crimson Kunoichi (female ninja) of the Fourth Generation Sayuri and the Kung Fu Specialist Chon Shiryu! They are a stylish force to be reckoned with! Sayuri is able to perform tactical Jutsu's, vanishing and even running across the wall! She has finally hit her legendary bodyslam, and the sky is the limit for this red clad ninja. Sayuri is one to watch...she made a big impression in the Tag League, even if the flashy team didn't claim it! Chon's artful offense is both beautiful and deadly. How can he move like he does? He finds a way to be both lighter than air, and stronger than steel. The dynamic fighter almost seems like an acrobat when he moves across the Square. Dragon Ninja is a lot of fun to watch all around. Look out for their synchronized movements! Will this be the season of Dragon Ninja? Let's Bodyslam!

More Warm Caterpillars action (the name comes from one of Mei's many alternate characters, Caterpillar-chan. It is her state of being wrapped in a blanket, not wanting to leave bed!)! Mei Suruga & Chie Koishikawa are often together outside of ChocoPro...and occasionally do their own frantic �Kawaii� streams together that involve cooking, fun outfits, and fire hazards! A pair of energetic, loud, talented youths (�Apple Genius� Mei Suruga and �Too Much Energy� Chie Koishikawa) the Warm have proven themselves to have a surprising level of natural synergy! While this team was formed out of necessity (due to Akki's injury at the time) they ended up being one of the most popular combinations in the series thus far. Running wild strategies and employing a barrage of strikes and submissions (including a team bow and arrow!) this team is sure to fire up the audience. Mei is a pin specialist with a goblin streak (meaning she isn't afraid to break your bones in those brutal submissions!) while her partner is a speedy striker (known for her cheery greetings) with more stamina than a well hydrated football team. Let's get WARM!

Visual Battle: Makoto returns!

�Beautiful Cosplayer� Sayaka VS �Oriental Doll� Makoto

Prepare to be a fan of �Beautiful Cosplayer� Sayaka, a model and gamer who has been on the rise since the day she returned to Ichigaya! She is most known for her �gunshot-like� forearm strikes, picture perfect dropkick, and surprisingly smooth pin & submission transitions. She already has a unique one of each! When she is not hanging out with Minoru Suzuki at PILEDRIVER, she's training her mind & body for battle (on any plain of existence)! Despite her low level of experience so far, she is absolutely marvelous in the ring. She has one of my favorite looks in the promotion, a straight forward singlet! Sometimes simple is better, and a throwback set of gear is always gonna win me over. While she hasn't been around in ChocoPro as long as the other Fourth Generation rookies, she is making up for lost time quickly. Check out her skills in Season 8's Tag League (in her team Mi Sayaka with Minoru Fujita) or along with Otoki in �Othello�! Sayaka will definitely leave a lasting impression, on both you and her opponent's chest! (Although this time she might not want to get into a striking contest...Did you know Makoto suggested wrestling to Sayaka?

Makoto is back! Another member of Las Fresa de Egoistas returns to Ichigaya (the other key frequent being ASUKA / VENY)! It has been such a long time since the Oriental Doll appeared in ChocoPro (Not since Emi Sakura's 25th anniversary all the way back in episode 41...by the way, today is Emi's 26th anniversary!), though she knows Ichigaya well. This adaptable freelancer makes her own way in the world, appearing in many promotions across the Joshi scene. Makoto brings with her the legacy of Emi Sakura, though the Oni's aspect comes out in different ways you should be able to understand rather quickly. Makoto is deceptively strong and unmercifully brutal when she needs to be, not being afraid to bend the rules in her favor. Her elegant demeanor and poise might fool you for a moment, as will that innocent (though intense and confident) smirk. While she possesses an impressive toolkit befitting the eternal rival of Riho, watch out for her scary striking ability. She has an air of refined prowess, as one of the original trainees of Emi Sakura (and also Tajiri!)...Makoto is not someone to take lightly! Good luck, Sayaka!

Welcome to Season 9!

Watch live on Youtube for free HERE

# ? Aug 18, 2021 01:35

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

fez_machine posted:

Here it is:
https://streamable.com/gulvcl

it's perfect :allears:

i really need to get caught up on ddt universe

# ? Aug 18, 2021 01:36

Penguin Patrol: Mar 3, 2005; by Fluffdaddy

very intrigued by ref shiryu

# ? Aug 18, 2021 02:14

kaosAG: Oct 14, 2005

today is a good day for balls-out ridiculous matches.

# ? Aug 18, 2021 02:33

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

That was a good match. Unsurprisingly Makoto is very good.

# ? Aug 18, 2021 03:10

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

the heat must be brutal, everyone's drooping

# ? Aug 18, 2021 03:14

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Love to see Sayuri's confidence grow in leaps and bounds

I keep wondering where Lulu Pencil is and then I remember

# ? Aug 18, 2021 03:16

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Chie stepping up to cut a fiery babyface promo

# ? Aug 18, 2021 03:20

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

Now is the time of the 4th Generation!

# ? Aug 18, 2021 03:22

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

They're putting on a Chris Brookes birthday show!

# ? Aug 18, 2021 03:24

Numero6: Oct 10, 2012; ここは地の果て　流されて俺
今日もさすらい　涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

fez_machine posted:

They're putting on a Chris Brookes birthday show!

Chris soon:

# ? Aug 18, 2021 08:01

DJExile: Jun 28, 2007

fez_machine posted:

They're putting on a Chris Brookes birthday show!

he's going to walk around all mopey as everyone sings and cheers for him. mid-song, he's going to cutter the poo poo out of Mei, then take some cake and walk out.

I can't wait :allears:

# ? Aug 18, 2021 14:59

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1428029571274657797

# ? Aug 18, 2021 21:07

fez_machine: Nov 27, 2004

https://twitter.com/kalledotwav/status/1428139068043452418

# ? Aug 19, 2021 05:23

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 22:57

Numero6: Oct 10, 2012; ここは地の果て　流されて俺
今日もさすらい　涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル

Good luck to Yunamon.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrqOs1w1gVw

# ? Aug 19, 2021 20:31

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