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CharlestheHammer posted:They want investors and investors are scared to death of porn content. I can't remember the website, but when I lived in Oakland there was a site you could order lunch from, the menu changed every day and it only had like 5 choices, but you ordered and it showed up in 20 minutes. They were in the black but shut it down because they couldn't find anyone to buy it from them. It was cheap too, like an insane amount of work went into figuring this out.
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Haschel Cedricson posted:Today the idiot is my former place of employment. It was genius of them to reply to themselves with the rest like this, because it pretty much guaranteed Wal-Mart's social media person would just see the first positive bit and reply accordingly. Also the IOSM might be articles about OnlyFans: https://twitter.com/striscribe/status/1428457818609360896
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Midnight Voyager posted:It was genius of them to reply to themselves with the rest like this, because it pretty much guaranteed Wal-Mart's social media person would just see the first positive bit and reply accordingly. This is hilarious because it will 100% not be that. I guess they are in the denial phase
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Poor Miserable Gurgi posted:Yeah, all the ultra capitalists whining on Twitter about no one wanting to work these days is especially funny after realizing that these people now only create businesses to sell them as quickly as possible and then set the place on fire and run away. My favorite was a guy running a roofing company complaining he couldn't get workers at $18 an hour like he used to, slowly raised the wages in his ads all the way up to $25 an hour and finally got a couple applicants. Median wage for construction is $36ish, higher for roofers because that includes the risk of falling off a roof.
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CharlestheHammer posted:This is hilarious because it will 100% not be that. They did clarify that you can still post nudes, just not "sexually explicit content" so maybe just softcore? (Maybe they're just making it up as they go.)
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No it's fine. Now obviously it would be far to expensive to hire people to enforce our new policy. The investors wouldn't approve. Instead we'll simply use an algorithm, which will quickly and efficent - *WEBSITE CATASTOPHICALLY IMPLODES*
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Remember when tumblr banned porn and was basically dead in a month?
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Ugly In The Morning posted:Remember when tumblr banned porn and was basically dead in a month? Bought by Yahoo for $1,100,000,000, sold for $3,000,000. Turns out, that was load-bearing smut. Someone post all the ways Yahoo completely missed the boat again, that's always good for a laugh.
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Midnight Voyager posted:It was genius of them to reply to themselves with the rest like this, because it pretty much guaranteed Wal-Mart's social media person would just see the first positive bit and reply accordingly. Thank you. My intent was to just not have my comment get deleted immediately; the double-thumbs-up emoji was quite the unexpected bonus.
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Deptfordx posted:No it's fine. Now obviously it would be far to expensive to hire people to enforce our new policy. The investors wouldn't approve. They're just going to buy the nipple hunting algorithm from Tumblr that totally, actually worked as intended, aren't they?
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Memento posted:Bought by Yahoo for $1,100,000,000, sold for $3,000,000. Their biggest failure was failing to buy Google when they had the chance. https://bettermarketing.pub/how-yahoo-missed-out-on-hundreds-of-billions-again-and-again-905f3bc86413
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IncredibleIgloo posted:Their biggest failure was failing to buy Google when they had the chance. I'd never heard the bit about Geocities. That's a hell of a lot of money for some spinning gifs and the patents to Webring technology.
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DarkDobe posted:Something to do while your sister/cousin is tuckered out Sister-cousin
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Memento posted:I'd never heard the bit about Geocities. That's a hell of a lot of money for some spinning gifs and the patents to Webring technology. Also, fun Yahoo fact, is that Marissa Meyer realized that she was never going to be CEO of Google as Long as Larry and Sergey were there so she left to be CEO of Yahoo, and ran that poo poo into the ground. The day after her departure was announced this was the top meme on Google's internal message board: 
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Ror posted:I always enjoy the genre of "I would be the ultimate military operator, if only I had joined" and there have been a lot in that vein this week A pop can sized prairie dog
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Memento posted:that was load-bearing smut. That is such a great phrase
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Hokkaido Anxiety posted:Covid in Sturgis takes a darker turn later in that thread. It would be funny if it weren’t so awful
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The Saddest Rhino posted:Brittnee
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Zero_Grade posted:Just waiting on him to be updated to grave condition! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TDCjw0TKQ8E
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jackofarcades posted:pretty sure the OF stuff is about banks and Visa/MC threatening to pull support more than anything. How does porn hub process all their transactions???
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jackofarcades posted:pretty sure the OF stuff is about banks and Visa/MC threatening to pull support more than anything.
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Bottom Liner posted:How does porn hub process all their transactions??? Automated Clearing House (direct bank transactions) and cryptocurrency possibly  if an armpit can be misinterpreted
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Bottom Liner posted:How does porn hub process all their transactions??? And pornhub just recently had to delete like 80% of their content and require verification from everyone, because credit cards did not want to allow them due to underage stuff and revenge porn etc.
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FFT posted:Automated Clearing House (direct bank transactions) and cryptocurrency That’s because Credit card processors dropped them in December when New York Times published an exposé on them similar to what has just come from the BBC. OnlyFans might be on the same path.
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FFT posted:Automated Clearing House (direct bank transactions) and cryptocurrency Lol ok I did not know this. Pornhub did the huge purge I mentioned because of credit cards, but I guess it was not enough!
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This utter loon is somehow convinced that, while Victorians need to have lost income to get the covid disaster payment, people in other states are getting it just for living in or visiting an affected area. This despite the fact that the wording on the different pages listing the requirements for each state and territory is identical, and multiple people are telling her this and linking the actual website to prove it.         
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Reminiscent of my old practice manager who was CONVINCED that you could fly over to Aus and not only get 3x the dole, but also have a whole decked out fully furnished house waiting for you, and then the next day they'd take you to the banks and set you up with that sweet sweet government payment. Absurd as gently caress, as she immigrated from Iran decades ago, but she's CONVINCED that that's how it is now, and super angry about file bludgers. No, me explaining that my family were poor as hell and I had to fight to get youth allowance at 16 for uni, and that it's basically nothing, would not sway her because "these people they come in and get given all the money". Weird as hell seeing that rhetoric used by someone it's usually used against. Also would kill for that lump sum for living in a spicy LGA, because I quit my insanely stressful med reception job in Fairfield, an hour away, a week ago because because the screaming abuse from patients for asking them to get covid tests and like, pay for their specialist appointments was too much for me. Didn't know I could just get money for no reason
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Platystemon posted:That’s because Credit card processors dropped them in December when New York Times published an exposé on them similar to what has just come from the BBC.
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Ellie Trashcakes posted:Well and they were probably over their 1% cb rate or .5% and that was the clincher Pornhub lost credit card processing because of a sustained campaign by right wing religious people claiming they were a hotbed of child porn. Credit card companies don't give a poo poo about charge backs because they still keep their cut. It's not "someone paid 20 bucks, we give you 19.99 and keep a penny (I don't know the percentages, I know it's higher than that) and if we get a charge back we take that 19.99 back." It's "someone paid 20 bucks, we give you 20 bucks and charge you a penny, and if some does a chargeback we take back the $20 and also keep the penny we charged."
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