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gently caress yeah, I have a mind to dimension-door the world's murals right up that guy's rear end. Probably some little bitch squire Paladin wanna-be.
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Aug 17, 2021 13:54
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Tbh I think the thread title may be discouraging to Non-Evil magic users, and it is stifling discussion. Petition to open up the thread to all magic users, regardless of alignment has been filed.
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Aug 19, 2021 18:59
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secular woods sex posted:Tbh I think the thread title may be discouraging to Non-Evil magic users, and it is stifling discussion. I can’t promise we won’t attempt to corrupt them to the darks arts
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Aug 19, 2021 19:56
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Hey guys, I'm a nature wizard, y'know think like... radaghast the brown. I just wanted to say I don't really understand what you folks do here but it's cool with me. My parents were really anti-necromancer you know, and I know lots of people frown on dark magic even today. But I just wanted to say you're cool with me. You do you, you know?
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Aug 19, 2021 21:42
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Hey guys, just found out about this thread and I'm thrilled to finally meet like-minded individuals. I'm a freelance technomancer , a technolancer if you will  What I do is bit different from 'traditional' arcane arts, but it sorta helps if you think it as more high-tech version of an Enchanter, making and using items to corrupt people. For example: I was in my dungeon (Its not a basement!) minding my own business when suddenly my internet connection went down. I came up to investigate and from my window I could see a bunch of heroes using a backhoe to destroy my fiber connection. I immediately counter-attacked by tethering my mobile phone and corrupting the Heroic Landscaping's office printer, causing it to misprint financial documents with typos. This will surely get them audited next year! https://i.imgur.com/fnTqJgJ.gifv Sormus fucked around with this message at 22:03 on Aug 19, 2021 |
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Aug 19, 2021 21:56
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100 degrees Calcium posted:Hey guys, I'm a nature wizard, y'know think like... radaghast the brown. I just wanted to say I don't really understand what you folks do here but it's cool with me. My parents were really anti-necromancer you know, and I know lots of people frown on dark magic even today. But I just wanted to say you're cool with me. You do you, you know? So… you're a druid.
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Aug 19, 2021 22:19
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No, I'm a wizard who communes with nature to a degree that mere mortals could never hope to achieve. It's different.
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Aug 19, 2021 22:20
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...you go into the woods and smoke weed?
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Aug 19, 2021 22:25
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Hey, I think I saw your van somewhere, weedmage
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Aug 19, 2021 22:36
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Wow. Well if you're going to treat allies this way, you're going to get nowhere in society. If you're going to be so rude, of course you're going to be stuck stealing bodies from the morgue and meeting in abandoned basements.
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Aug 19, 2021 23:07
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100 degrees Calcium posted:Wow. Well if you're going to treat allies this way, you're going to get nowhere in society. If you're going to be so rude, of course you're going to be stuck stealing bodies from the morgue and meeting in abandoned basements. Stuck?
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Aug 19, 2021 23:37
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This isn't a basement, gosh, mom. It's a dungeon!
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Aug 19, 2021 23:43
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100 degrees Calcium posted:Wow. Well if you're going to treat allies this way, you're going to get nowhere in society. If you're going to be so rude, of course you're going to be stuck stealing bodies from the morgue and meeting in abandoned basements. Simple question: do you or do you not kill people who come into your forest and violate the sanctity of nature?
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Aug 19, 2021 23:43
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You're thinking of druids again. Tromping around some dirty wet forest, sky-clad and with a sickle in each hand, ugh.
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Aug 19, 2021 23:47
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I talk to rabbits okay!? While I admit they are not the most profound conversationalists, they have far more brains than zombies.
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Aug 20, 2021 00:07
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100 degrees Calcium posted:I talk to rabbits okay!? While I admit they are not the most profound conversationalists, they have far more brains than zombies. Not my zombies. My zombies are FULL of brains, if you get my meaning.
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Aug 20, 2021 00:15
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100 degrees Calcium posted:I talk to rabbits okay!? While I admit they are not the most profound conversationalists, they have far more brains than zombies. So…, you are a druid.
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Aug 20, 2021 00:28
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I'm NOT a druid! I'm a wizard. I can read! I eat meat! I have a wicked beard! My hat is bigger than my torso! I attend indoor councils and make calls from a crystal ball! It's true that I graduated from Druidic Arts University but I was one of the few attendees of their arcane curriculum because I AM A WIZARD!!!!! Gods, you folks are just like my parents. "Go to a real school and become a real wizard!" God, just because I want to pursue my passions (talking to rabbits) doesn't mean I'm not a real wizard! Sorry I don't fantasize about spending the rest of my life running the rat race at the white tower!
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Aug 20, 2021 00:35
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Are they evil rabbits?
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Aug 20, 2021 00:38
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Automatic Slim posted:Are they evil rabbits? Why, are you in the market? It can be hard to sort out the morality of animals but come on over some time and I can show you what I have. Mine is the moldy old shack in the Forbidden Woods. Don't worry about the mold, I spoke with it and it is perfectly friendly.
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100 degrees Calcium posted:I'm NOT a druid! I'm a wizard. I can read! I eat meat! I have a wicked beard! My hat is bigger than my torso! I attend indoor councils and make calls from a crystal ball! Abnature even more so!
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Aug 20, 2021 00:58
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secular woods sex posted:Nature is red in tooth and claw. Tell that to the druids protesting outside my rabbit farm in the Forbidden Forest.
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Aug 20, 2021 01:06
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100 degrees Calcium posted:Tell that to the druids protesting outside my rabbit farm in the Forbidden Forest. Dude isn't even as hardcore as a Druid. I'm not big into gatekeeping the evil wizards thread, but COME ON.
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Aug 20, 2021 01:17
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oh a wizard thread  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ysA-C95StQ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrId6PlelOk https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KfsPsdemGOA
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Aug 20, 2021 01:42
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrId6PlelOk&t=226s See, Satanism is Libertarianism with more cosplay.
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Aug 20, 2021 01:58
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Automatic Slim posted:See, Satanism is Libertarianism with more cosplay.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1EXeurb4lI
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Aug 20, 2021 02:00
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I'm getting fed up with all these evil druids moving into the spooky forest on the outskirts of my dread keep. They keep summoning dire badgers that manage to sneak into my ossuary and defecate all over the place! I tried turning all the trees Into skeletons but it turns out that they don't have any bones that I can liberate from life. Should I just call my warlock buddy to rain hellfire upon the forest or is there a better solution?
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Aug 20, 2021 03:03
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dude. turd golems
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Stanley Tucheetos posted:I'm getting fed up with all these evil druids moving into the spooky forest on the outskirts of my dread keep. They keep summoning dire badgers that manage to sneak into my ossuary and defecate all over the place! I tried turning all the trees Into skeletons but it turns out that they don't have any bones that I can liberate from life. Should I just call my warlock buddy to rain hellfire upon the forest or is there a better solution? Why not get it rezoned for development? I know we all want to solve (and cause) problems with the arcane arts but there's no way a druid can navigate through zoning meetings or know how to bribe the right crooked politician (which you've already stacked with your own undead minions, right?). You really want to destroy a druid, turn their haunted glen into a strip mall. Fur20 posted:dude. turd golems
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Aug 20, 2021 06:09
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Offer a reward for ridding the woods of the evil druids and when some adventurers have done so, slay them when they are weakened from the fight. Those adventurers would probably have come after you eventually so look at it as a twofer.
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Aug 20, 2021 06:17
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When you kill a turd golem they break into a bunch of smaller turd golems called dingleberries
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Automatic Slim posted:Those things are only good for novelty. To get them sturdy and useful, they have to harden and you might as well just fabricate a clay golem. no no try using them like tarmen. if you get the consistency just right they'll suck up swords, fists, magic rings and capes, it's like a rust ooze but you get to keep the gooides afterwards. not that i know a lot about turd golems. ianad
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Aug 20, 2021 06:59
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You can't make a skeleton out of a tree but you drat well can make a zombie. They still only hunger for sun and water and don't move around so it might be easier to just leaf them around
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Undead poison sumac would be pretty cool, I will admit thatsecular woods sex posted:Tbh I think the thread title may be discouraging to Non-Evil magic users, and it is stifling discussion. The gently caress is this
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Undead poison sumac would be pretty cool, I will admit that I don't mind neutral wizards or something coming in and asking for tips, as most wizard boards don't let you discuss the best methods for dealing with things (dark magic). But you let good wizards in and suddenly you get people objecting to basic eldritch summonings or wiping out villages to get an army of skeletons.
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Undead poison sumac would be pretty cool, I will admit that It’s an attempt to open up the discussion, share knowledge, and broaden our horizons and maybe corrupt and trap some of the non-evil.
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Is anyone else having trouble coming up with elder graveweed root? All the sudden it's scarce or some idiot merchant wants thousands of gold for an ounce of it. I'm trying to come up with new potions to use on my flesh abominations that use angels as part of the component, and elder graveweed rpot is the only thing that keeps em stable. I've already enthralled a couple merchants or otherwise used my undead armies to ransack trade routes but I hate wasting time on that stuff
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Skypie posted:Is anyone else having trouble coming up with elder graveweed root? All the sudden it's scarce or some idiot merchant wants thousands of gold for an ounce of it. I'm trying to come up with new potions to use on my flesh abominations that use angels as part of the component, and elder graveweed rpot is the only thing that keeps em stable. just make some illusionary gold, duh
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Rutibex posted:just make some illusionary gold, duh You can even trick one of those tapdancing do-gooder wizards that goodrushed in here. "Oh no, this is really bad stuff, will someone help me get it off the streets so it doesn't fall into the wrong hands" and then BAM RIGHT INTO THE WRONG loving HANDS HAHAHAHA
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