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drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
Just as every group of friends has a Pat, every group has a Todd

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Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
I know him. I know Todd.

SacrificialGoat
Oct 8, 2003

Catjaw is a hero of the people
I don't think it's an accident that Onstad's middle name is Todd

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
If you think that there isn't a Pat or Todd in your circle of acquaintances then we have some bad news for you.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

withak posted:

If you think that there isn't a Pat or Todd in your circle of acquaintances then we have some bad news for you.

Tag Urself on the Continuum

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

withak posted:

If you think that there isn't a Pat or Todd in your circle of acquaintances then we have some bad news for you.

I know who I am and I have come to terms with that.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine
I'm pretty sure I'm basically what you'd get if you blended together the worst bits of Roast Beef, Ray, and Teodore with very little of their good traits remaining

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Ok Comboomer posted:

Tag Urself on the Continuum


I want to be a Podd but I'm pretty sure I'm a Tat.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

I want to be a Podd but I'm pretty sure I'm a Tat.


A Todd with strong Pat characteristics, oh dear

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

withak posted:

If you think that there isn't a Pat or Todd in your circle of acquaintances then we have some bad news for you.
I used to hang out with a lot of Pats and Todds, but I got tired of jerks. Maybe I change, maybe they change.

drrockso20 posted:

I'm pretty sure I'm basically what you'd get if you blended together the worst bits of Roast Beef, Ray, and Teodore with very little of their good traits remaining
Can you cook risotto?

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Pat and Todd are two distinct rear end in a top hat archetypes, but I feel Lyle is the one I've interacted with the most. Burned out and self-destructive but still attempting to be functional. And also signs his posts.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Halloween Jack posted:

I used to hang out with a lot of Pats and Todds, but I got tired of jerks. Maybe I change, maybe they change.

Can you cook risotto?

I've never tried actually

Pentaro posted:

Pat and Todd are two distinct rear end in a top hat archetypes, but I feel Lyle is the one I've interacted with the most. Burned out and self-destructive but still attempting to be functional. And also signs his posts.

The Lyle is the type that is probably the most tolerable of these three types of rear end in a top hat, at least long term, probably helps that unlike a Pat they can turn off their rear end in a top hat mode(indeed many Lyle types only rarely go rear end in a top hat mode), and unlike a Todd as you mentioned they do at least attempt to be productive(and sometimes can be quite productive when they've found their thing as well as the right balance between stone cold sober and being a human distillery)

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

I'll take any tangential excuse I can to post the strip where Lyle and Teodor write up a proposed course structure at the cooking school. I love it so much.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
Do you think this is the year the complete Achewood collection comes out?

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
Lyle is an rear end in a top hat in the “no ill intent, just doesn’t care” kind of way, whereas Pat is an rear end in a top hat in the “good causes, ill intents” kind of way. Todd is just a No Impulse Control Elemental.

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Calaveron posted:

Do you think this is the year the complete Achewood collection comes out?

Probably not if mostly from a lack of news on that front, though considering Achewood turns 20 in less than two months it's possible we could see some new news then

Tulip
Jun 3, 2008

yeah thats pretty good


I keep thinking about how Pat is like, a reasonably good friend during the Magreaux dog thing.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09072006

like it's just one strip but pat has some amount of humanity to him and it's really interesting that it basically only comes out here

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Tulip posted:

I keep thinking about how Pat is like, a reasonably good friend during the Magreaux dog thing.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09072006

like it's just one strip but pat has some amount of humanity to him and it's really interesting that it basically only comes out here

I imagine Pat has plenty of moments where he's not being a pretentious dick*, we just don't see them very often because there's more comedy potential from his moments of being a dick

*if for nothing else then the fact that him and Rod are still together and Nice Pete hasn't murdered him and used the remains for some sort of demented arts and crafts project

Libra
Jan 5, 2011

I think a Magreaux dog sighting is just so incredibly serious that even Pat can't be a dick about it. It tried to walk, man

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Libra posted:

It tried to walk, man

I don't like reading that any more than you liked posting it, but we have to think forward now.

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

drrockso20 posted:

I imagine Pat has plenty of moments where he's not being a pretentious dick*, we just don't see them very often because there's more comedy potential from his moments of being a dick

*if for nothing else then the fact that him and Rod are still together and Nice Pete hasn't murdered him and used the remains for some sort of demented arts and crafts project

the cookbook has one recipe where philippe tries to write about his childhood in france but then breaks down in tears and runs off, and pat comes by and finishes it for him. doesn't put any avant-garde vegan twists on it either

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas

Tulip posted:

I keep thinking about how Pat is like, a reasonably good friend during the Magreaux dog thing.

http://achewood.com/index.php?date=09072006

like it's just one strip but pat has some amount of humanity to him and it's really interesting that it basically only comes out here

There's this one bit in one of the zines where him and Rod go on a date and really like their waiter, it's a very nice Pat.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oxxidation posted:

the cookbook has one recipe where philippe tries to write about his childhood in france but then breaks down in tears and runs off, and pat comes by and finishes it for him. doesn't put any avant-garde vegan twists on it either

gently caress, I've never seen that one.

How Wonderful! posted:

There's this one bit in one of the zines where him and Rod go on a date and really like their waiter, it's a very nice Pat.

I absolutely love that one, Rod and Pat are very cute together in it :)

Happy Hippo
Aug 8, 2004

The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > BSS Derailed Thread: Spider-Island

I mean, Pat was tight with Ray and Beef since small times. There's clearly something in him worth liking.

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give

You know how every social group has that one charismatic rear end in a top hat who's great at parties but terrible to be friends with? Pat is the opposite of that guy: just loving awful if you interact with him casually, but a good friend and partner when things get serious. You just have to get close to him, by playing the Dozens since small times, or fleeing from Al Qaeda into his hotel room in a nearby town.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Antivehicular posted:

fleeing from Al Qaeda into his hotel room

That was one of the funniest things I have seen in any media, ever.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



You know, does that mean Rod's stronger than he looks, or were the walls in that motel especially flimsy?

Hypnobeard
Sep 15, 2004

Obey the Beard



Zereth posted:

You know, does that mean Rod's stronger than he looks, or were the walls in that motel especially flimsy?

Little from column A, little from column B.

How Wonderful!
Jul 18, 2006


I only have excellent ideas
Rod is mighty, from carrying picnic baskets

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Zereth posted:

You know, does that mean Rod's stronger than he looks, or were the walls in that motel especially flimsy?
My mental image is that the walls were paper-thin, but also Rod's definitely stronger than he looks (not that he needed to be for those walls).

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

Zereth posted:

You know, does that mean Rod's stronger than he looks, or were the walls in that motel especially flimsy?

WAIT A SECOND

Pat rented the hotel rooms on either side of him for his series of lectures in another town!

How did Ray get that hotel room on the corner if Pat had already paid for it??

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
Anything is possible with an eBay Platinum Reserve account.

Strange Cares
Nov 22, 2007




I thought about that too! I always figured that Rod busted through multiple walls. Once you've gone through one, why stop running? You're only gaining in momentum, like a beautiful husky man-train.

EDIT:
On closer inspection, I have been wrong in this assumption for years. It is a day of discoveries for me.

Zereth
Jul 9, 2003



The fake names Pat used to rent the other hotel rooms didn't show up so the guy at the desk rented one to to the porn shoot when they turned up.

A Single Sphink
Feb 10, 2004

COMICS CRIMINAL

Strange Cares posted:

beautiful husky man-train.

That was a different shoot.

Pentaro
May 5, 2013


Dancing baby turn 10 - hella poignant.

Oxxidation
Jul 22, 2007

Jerusalem posted:

gently caress, I've never seen that one.

it's on page 13 here

even though this was fairly early in the comic's life, everyone's personalities really come through strong here. ray is disgruntled about vegetables, teodor is disgruntled about having to write "simple" recipes, roast beef wakes up from his moping long enough to have opinions about potatoes, cornelius knocks out a classy smoked salmon hors-d'ouevre before his evening scotch

pat's probably the most out of character, because the food he's describing is actually edible

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!
The most out-of-character Pat recipe is the baked potato that's just "Bake the potato. Leave it alone." I've been baking potatoes this way ever since.

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

Happy Hippo posted:

I mean, Pat was tight with Ray and Beef since small times. There's clearly something in him worth liking.

yeah ppl are willing to go to his wedding, so he can’t be That bad alllll the time

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Oh man that's awesome, thanks!

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