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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Nigel



Zacket

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
https://talkinwhipapedia.fandom.com/wiki/The_Many_Names_of_LPC

Wonderful list of usernames here

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Mike Jones, The Slick Panther, The Lolipop of Love, Bart Hacker, Harley Racket, Bart Racket, Daniel Racket, Art Brakkitt, Stan Racket, Gordon Daniel, Dr. Lyle Nivit, Bart Conchord, Mr. McGovern, Paul, Dale E. Web, The Web Face Himself: Spiderman, Guy Gabriel, Pumpernickel Bracket, Dan Lyman, Elaine Jurgenson, Tanyo Lubbock, Mark Pastorelli, Gianelli, Nipper, Barbara, Bracket, Les, Candice, John, Tom, Jesse, Lesbian, Raymond, Dirk Funk, Mike, Desmond, Dan, Desmond Sanford, Brock, Todd, Alan, Gomez, Bernie, Douglas, Poncho Hererra, Hugh, Rusty Savage, Buddy Gripple, Bonecrusher Smith, DeFranco, Bert, Dudley, Bud, Brad, Glick, Brock Winthrope, Antonio, The Polish Stallion, Abraham, Brett, Simmons, Clint, Buddy, Rex, Wallace, Dr. Slap, Grover, Ben, Virtual Balboa, Wyatt, Levi Goulet, Luke, Randy, Don Savage, Levar, Bradley, Prick Baxter, Bernard, Curtis, Reginold Maplethorpe, Kermit Neville, Rasmussen Niassen, Red Brown, Nano Nacuno, Song, Dossen Niassen, Dick, Fagan, Ollie, Frickey, Bernard Fuddle, Fennel Cartwright, Brown, Bryce, Lindo, Bernard, Tommy Vee, Franklin Donovan, Ruben Norman, Willis, Carl, Kirk, Brian, Johnny, Frank Lynn, Bobo Tucci, Louise, Cooter, Sissy, Grover Knox, Sandyman, Holmes, Lars, Cocker, Billy, Kermit, McNuts, Remington, Vernon, Oliver, Archie, Ernie, Sergio, Herbie, Smitty, Dusty Staccato, Dewey, Benson, Smelly, Wallace Thrasher a.k.a. Stretchy, Herbert Prick, Axlerod, Spicy Lagatto, Eugene, Larry, Pierre Tanoy, Gianini, Jacques, Mr. Freebus, Mon Roe, Byron, Kirby, Snake, Enrique, Gavinaugh, Sheppler, Nuno Gloop, Troy Wolf, Castro, Travis, Starchild, Luther Manhole, Uno Sarkagian Garibaldian, Dirk, Kiplet Houston, Jackson, Monty, Hubbard, Stanley, Swanson, Alizar, Harvey, Cecil, Hunt, Ray Ray, Bry Bry, Sylvester, Malcolm, Spencer, Dustin, Francois, Sascha, Elmo Slaughter, Curtis, Benedict, Bjorn, Cane, Bert, Benny Liquid, Ewen Rump, Deiter, Skip a.k.a. Skippy, Flip Liquid, Duncan, Rick Slick a.k.a. Steadman, Gopher Bone, Hot Frog, Duncan Cocker, Duncan Whopper, Hooper, Fifi Nono, Troy, Sheik, Dick, Nuno, Leon, Schneider Web, Trinidad, Jack Maniacki, Ricky, Bill Murray, Detective Flanigan, Tyrone, Colt, Dominic, Dickie, Rocky, Quincy, Frankie, Tip, Goldie, Bobby, Woodrow a.k.a. Woody, Buck Pucker, Mike Shanahan, Dusty, Walker, Tripper, Hoyt Herringbone, Feeley, Sweeney Dixon, Frederick Frick, Marcus, Down and Dirty Rufus, Carl, Shlobo Nix, Emilio, Sterling, Heath, Lamont Norberto, Jorge, Mel, Bud Studdard, Camacho, Schwaab, Gerber, Stewie, Susan, Swift, Juan Friend, Brent, Wilder, Smiley Lynch, Horseshoe, Little Anthony, Leibowitz, Perez, Howard, Heath Rubbit, Hoffbrau, Herbie Rubbit, Bender, Ewan, Spencer, Tate, David Chandler, Brent Bump, Heywood, Buddy, Richie, Huey, Farney, Cindy, Carmello, Preston Windermere, Gilligan, Roscoe, Palmer, Bucko, Tucker, Frederico, Juan, Lyle Loudly, Perry, Bernie, Dudley, Buddy, Cedric McClusky, Keith, Reginald, Hucker, Doniel Oediv, Daeniel, Cornelius, Trit, Guy Person, Peter, Vinny, Buck a.k.a. Apeman, Vernon, Billy, Plax Thorx, Willie, Fank Stoyvesson, Tommy Stoyvesson, Kip, Kippy Wood, Vince, Phillip, Ned Strange, Barbara, Marsha, Paco, Orville, Grasidious Fike, Samuel, Trent Trip, Sammy, Buford Clifford, Buford Cornelius, Benny, Bernard, Thorogood, Mulligan Snicker, Lumbar Deniro, Amos Wacker, Wendell, Tad, Humphrey Finger a.k.a. Buford Finger, Percival, Gabrielle, Chester, Sebastian, Philippe, Shamus Blaha, Timmy, Brock Cox, Guy Cox, Tim Phillips, Brian, Beau, Bobo, Kip, Kippy, Buck, Tip, Dale, Rip, Trent, Golbriath, Henry, Seth, Dustin, Skippy, Tippy, Bobby, Devon, Peter, Duncan, Greggy, Dr. Strunk, Louie, Jebodiah, Benson, Lang, Shaquile Frick a.k.a. Mr. Frick, Ramone, Tate, Whip, a.k.a. Admiral Whip Babbit, Buster Cheeks, Ned Strange, Winchel, Samson, Elmer Blip, Dugan, Fabio, Max a.k.a. Maximilian, Doc, Elmer Whip, Trip, Flip Whitman, Stu, Rufus, Elmer, Kermit, Banjo, Skipper, Hooter, Webber, Teller.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


Welllll ... gently caress you, Bert!

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


I haven't heard that name in like 50 years

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
That list is missing my personal favorite, Cornelius Fiddlebone. Dirk Funk comes in hot at 2nd.

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

quote:

Hi I'm, um, I'm calling for Robert. Uh, he said he ran into Cornelius Fiddlebone. He gave Robert the elastic, and the helium is in the mailbox. That's the message I was supposed to give ya. Bye.

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Manny (Mayonnaise for short)

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011

Bouillon Rube posted:

Manny (Mayonnaise for short)

He loves it.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I’ve always been partial to Uno Sarkagian Garibaldian (aka The Desert Diva).

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Just wondering who is the most intimidating LPC? My vote is Tommy Vee, dark and mysterious and waiting at the Brighton Deeepot to whip y'rear end. Monroe at Tuff Sheds is TOUGH, but he was willing to work together with WW Jones on the motorcycle demonstration. Desmond Sandford sounds like he wouldn't take no double-talkin either...

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Mr Gomez wanting to know his phone activity.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

bagmonkey posted:

That list is missing my personal favorite, Cornelius Fiddlebone. Dirk Funk comes in hot at 2nd.

it has got "cornelius" with no surname.

i can't find artie yamamoto, a personal favorite of mine

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Kharnifex posted:

Mr Gomez wanting to know his phone activity.

Maybe it's just me but I wouldn't toy with a man that could have me tumbling through ointment. Plus he's got jewels

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



I think it’s Dirk Funk, bringer of pain to your FACE.

NO FUCK YOU DAD
Oct 23, 2008
Brent Bump. That guy can lift some frickin' weights.

parity
May 16, 2019

all things are nothing to me
I'm tryin' to find a way to cry more of my own natural tears, end of story! Why can't you help me out? It's the neighborly thing to do.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

parity posted:

I'm tryin' to find a way to cry more of my own natural tears, end of story! Why can't you help me out? It's the neighborly thing to do.

Okay, now what about liquid helium?

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Ralph Hurley posted:

I think it’s Dirk Funk, bringer of pain to your FACE.

Man, you're one bad motherfucker on the phone, ain't ya?

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Hey mister

Put that lady on the phone mister

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

NO gently caress YOU DAD posted:

Brent Bump. That guy can lift some frickin' weights.

My last name's Bump!

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I buried all my gold in the ground.

You better not be going after my gold.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Got a letter from my building management that United Site Services, aka 1-800-Toilets, is gonna put fourteen two portable toilets on my property tomorrow

They've got some construction crews at my building and they need to place them there, in my parking spot. About 45 square feet, right in front.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Ok man, you tell me, what color toilets do you want? Red, green, orange?

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Luther Manhole will knock two guys into each other

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Malcolm Excellent posted:

Luther Manhole will knock two guys into each other

I see you enjoy listening to LPC

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

A motel of clowns. Iron on floor tiles. $34.50 plus tax.... raw meat.

parity
May 16, 2019

all things are nothing to me

potee posted:

Got a letter from my building management that United Site Services, aka 1-800-Toilets, is gonna put fourteen two portable toilets on my property tomorrow

They've got some construction crews at my building and they need to place them there, in my parking spot. About 45 square feet, right in front.

Chrpno posted:

Ok man, you tell me, what color toilets do you want? Red, green, orange?

You’re gonna fall into an accident, I pray in my synagogue, I pray for you should drop dead. So you won’t have to go to jail, but you’ll drop dead, you know.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

parity posted:

You’re gonna fall into an accident, I pray in my synagogue, I pray for you should drop dead. So you won’t have to go to jail, but you’ll drop dead, you know.

Hey, guy, you gotta cut me a check on these frickin’ toilets here.

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Merch drop

http://noisetent.com/summershirtsuperstore.htm

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Yes!

Just bought 2 shirts with certified funds.
C.O.D. of course

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Well, our driver's been there and he says that you and he have had a scuffle..of some kind.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Who's the manager here me or you?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
You can appreciate my can-do approach to parcel delivery, can't ye?

wa27
Jan 15, 2007

Why are all his t-shirts expensive as poo poo? I ain't paying for that!

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

wa27 posted:

Why are all his t-shirts expensive as poo poo? I ain't paying for that!

Just cut me a check and we'll call it even

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



wa27 posted:

Why are all his t-shirts expensive as poo poo? I ain't paying for that!

But we already have your digital signature all over the purchase order. The driver will be there in ten to fifteen.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

I know all about hubcaps. Some of them are very expensive. I'm certainly on your side

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

wa27 posted:

Why are all his t-shirts expensive as poo poo? I ain't paying for that!

Sir, its COD. Ive worked here for at least 8 months.

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Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

Ralph Hurley posted:

But we already have your digital signature all over the purchase order. The driver will be there in ten to fifteen.

Hes Bangladeshi

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