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Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


That is a glorious bad pizza.

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fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
I do not see the horrors you guys are seeing. It looks good?

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



I'm not gonna say I definitely would but... I might.

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Nah, they’re loving with us, there’s no way it looks like that normally, they must have done something to it or ordered it weird on purpose

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

crazy eyes mustafa posted:

Nah, they’re loving with us, there’s no way it looks like that normally, they must have done something to it or ordered it weird on purpose

did you miss this, OP?

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Skulk Hogan posted:





Mother of God

There's a Little Caesar's near me and I have the house to myself this weekend. I know what I'm doing Sunday night.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
WOW, A PIZZA YOU CAN gently caress WITH THREE BUDDIES AT ONCE

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

steinrokkan posted:

WOW, A PIZZA YOU CAN gently caress WITH THREE BUDDIES AT ONCE

Little Caesar's Circle Jerk

Wizchine
Sep 17, 2007

Television is the retina
of the mind's eye.

AHH F/UGH posted:

You've seen CUM PIZZA

Now see PUKE PIZZA

I'm late, but:

You've cummed for Wallace,
now puke for me!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Mister Facetious posted:

Little Caesar's Circle Jerk

And a soggy biscuit at the same time! What a time to be alive

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Wizchine posted:

I'm late, but:

You've cummed for Wallace,
now puke for me!

Spent quite a while trying to place this The Office quote.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
all of these weird fast foods go through a design process and i want to see the official docs for that twisted amalgam of misbegotten pizza. i only wish to know.... "WHY?"

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

uber_stoat posted:

all of these weird fast foods go through a design process and i want to see the official docs for that twisted amalgam of misbegotten pizza. i only wish to know.... "WHY?"

https://www.theonion.com/taco-bells-five-ingredients-combined-in-totally-new-way-1819564909

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QIq7_WZqds

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

oh god. i hope he has a second on standby to resuscitate him if it proves too much for his constitution to bear.

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...

steinrokkan posted:

WOW, A PIZZA YOU CAN gently caress WITH THREE BUDDIES AT ONCE

It’s a little long for a thread title, but I like it.

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
Little Caesars marketing team has invaded the thread and wants us to all drown in garlic slop.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Aardvark! posted:

to get the new mestre de pizza tag you must quote this with a bad pizza that hasnt been posted here before yet. lets see some content goons

tags may take a couple days to arrive

I had this beaut yesterday, half shredded chicken with catupiry (to honor the Mestre), and half sliced calabrese with onions. No prizes for finding all the olives.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
*im allowed to post this because the first pizza place is actually in Gangnam district (I think)






this place is also in Seoul.. lol




never seen a pizza stencil before

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I really want to know more about this one, what constitutes Ohio Valley style? I know that's onions on top, but my brain keeps interpreting the whole thing as scalloped potatoes, which would be a pretty great faux :patriot: American :patriot: style pizza.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Ohio Valley style is actually that awful kind where they put cold cheese on after baking. i didn't see any of that in any of that places pics though

here's a fun one from Japan though

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Aardvark! posted:

Ohio Valley style is actually that awful kind where they put cold cheese on after baking. i didn't see any of that in any of that places pics though

here's a fun one from Japan though



Ewww the ketchup touched the pizza…

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


Aardvark! posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bZkp7q19f0
*im allowed to post this because the first pizza place is actually in Gangnam district (I think)






this place is also in Seoul.. lol




never seen a pizza stencil before



Those all appear somehow edible. You didn't post Mr. Pizza :colbert:

http://usmpk.mrpizza.co.kr/en/menu/new.asp

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


The real pizza crime at Mr. Pizza are their specialty crusts combined with their monthly and seasonal specials.

Eggtart crust with sweet custard shrimp blueberry was not good.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

You're in the back of a LC mechanically producing EMBs and your boss walks back

"OK we need to start making calzonys next week"

You light a cigarette and look him dead in the eye

"gently caress you, Brent."

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
the Calzony riots of 2021 were instigated when the tyrannical Pizza Caesars forced their serfs to stop baking hot n readies, instead demanding they devote all production towards that twisted and unholy new concoction.

"it springs from the devil's rear end in a top hat" said one marinara stained peasant.

Lascivious Sloth
Apr 26, 2008

by sebmojo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

:) :) ...... :barf:

Edit: just realised this video was the premise of the thread and is the first link in the first post, sorry!

Lascivious Sloth fucked around with this message at 16:35 on Aug 21, 2021

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Lascivious Sloth posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

:) :) ...... :barf:

Edit: just realised this video was the premise of the thread and is the first link in the first post, sorry!

welcome, you have the true knowledge now.

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


The Mestre welcomes all; we have much to learn

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

It's also a good video to rewatch and see what new details you can pick!

Like the olives just sink in that pizza when he throws them down

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Lascivious Sloth posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

:) :) ...... :barf:

Edit: just realised this video was the premise of the thread and is the first link in the first post, sorry!

my lord

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
what is that man doing to his pizza

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Mozi posted:

what is that man doing to his pizza

he literally tore a new one

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
You've tried the bestre, now try the Mestre!

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Lascivious Sloth posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-e5gTx1fVU4

:) :) ...... :barf:

Edit: just realised this video was the premise of the thread and is the first link in the first post, sorry!

This can be posted every page and even every post, like the pig balls in the pig balls thread.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Cartoon Man posted:

This can be posted every page and even every post, like the pig balls in the pig balls thread.

Every time I watch I notice something new :allears:

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Every time I watch I notice something new :allears:

For me, this time was the realization that the sauce base extends maybe halfway out from the center, and from that point on it's just straight crust and catupiry.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
catupiry, the name for a purgatorial dimension of pure cheese.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Porfiriato posted:

For me, this time was the realization that the sauce base extends maybe halfway out from the center, and from that point on it's just straight crust and catupiry.

The watery tomato sauce that is pink for some reason and also there's only a teaspoon of it on the whole pizza, that sauce may be my favorite lowkey disturbing part of the video

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