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El Generico
Feb 3, 2009

Birds revere you and consider you one of their own.

You are welcome in their holy places.

sticklefifer posted:

I have to think the Punk/Colt thing is going to be a kayfabed confrontation in the ring, or at the very least a backstage segment/interview. Punk's speech started with saying that he won't be able to get to all that he wants to address tonight, and a lot of people know that's looming. Punk also said he's been talking to TK for over a year about coming in, so he and Tony HAD to have addressed the issue of "hey, you have Colt Cabana on your roster" at some point.

I'm doing an Adam Wilbourn. It's a work. Wrestlers know there's money in this kind of thing.

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
https://twitter.com/sueshulo/status/1429109433246834693

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer

Endless Mike posted:

I honestly had no idea but I'm not surprised. That sucks.

Here is a relevant tweet that is worse than I remember:

https://twitter.com/TheAJMendez/status/1221273151809576965

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/LanceStorm/status/1429170226789187586?s=20
https://twitter.com/TheRock/status/1429174296081883137?s=20

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

Destroy My Sweater posted:

Domino cutting the head off a cardboard cutout of Batista in a YouTube video circa 2008 was way ahead of its time and he should have gotten a monster push for it

domino's hasn't been big on cutting heads lately

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
I always liked Lance, great all rounder and could work pretty much anywhere on the card and be good

need a workers hall of fame for all the dudes who did the thing every night and turned in good/great performances but never really had enough IT factor to be the top guy

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


His Canadian champion run in WCW was genuinely fun.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

El Gallinero Gros posted:

The WWE ice cream bars were actually pretty good

they were stupid delicious and the best thing on the good humor truck

smarxist posted:

it was the only ice cream bar with the cookie crunch

the cookie was a soft snickerdoodle

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Renaissance Spam posted:

His Canadian champion run in WCW was genuinely fun.

Lance told a story on Killing the Town where he was supposed to take the belt off of Cena by using Dawn Marie to keep his green card through marriage, then she'd help him beat Cena because she was too much of a ditz to know Storm was using her. Vince approved it, then my memory fails me of Lance's explanation why plans changed.

Shame, Lance is wildly underrated and probably would have been a great foil for Cena. He was absolutely good enough to be world champ.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

graph posted:

they were stupid delicious and the best thing on the good humor truck

the cookie was a soft snickerdoodle

I did not like them as a kid. I tried but I just didn't.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Renaissance Spam posted:

His Canadian champion run in WCW was genuinely fun.

Yeah it was the one bright spot of 2000 WCW

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Rarity posted:

Yeah it was the one bright spot of 2000 WCW

Because it was coherent and Lance could fuckin' go

You could build a nice main event scene around the guys Callis helped break in into the biz: Edge, Omega, Storm, Christian, Rhyno, Kurrgan

El Gallinero Gros fucked around with this message at 23:44 on Aug 21, 2021

Fentry
Mar 7, 2003



https://twitter.com/RealKevinNash/status/1429211937909395465

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....

smarxist posted:

I always liked Lance, great all rounder and could work pretty much anywhere on the card and be good

need a workers hall of fame for all the dudes who did the thing every night and turned in good/great performances but never really had enough IT factor to be the top guy

It's great every time on figure 4 that Lance talks about how he became someone the office could rely on to trim 6 minutes out of their 8 minute match on 30 seconds notice after the opening segment went long.

Logically they should punish the guys in the opening segment for loving talking forever, but instead WWE appreciated that the wrestling could just be cut down.

Related to the current talk: I'm glad that AEW always books the wrestling as more important, and even CM Punk returning wasn't the main event.

Selachian
Oct 9, 2012

https://twitter.com/HEELZiggler/status/1429135984747159554

Interesting choice of photo.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/RealRickyMorton/status/1429061057390202884?s=20

Wazzu posted:

It's great every time on figure 4 that Lance talks about how he became someone the office could rely on to trim 6 minutes out of their 8 minute match on 30 seconds notice after the opening segment went long.

Logically they should punish the guys in the opening segment for loving talking forever, but instead WWE appreciated that the wrestling could just be cut down.

Related to the current talk: I'm glad that AEW always books the wrestling as more important, and even CM Punk returning wasn't the main event.


I mentioned this in the AEW discussion thread:

Davros1 posted:

One little thing about AEW that I've noticed recently, in the past several weeks, they've postponed talking segments (the Tony S/QT "apology", the Dan Lambert promo). I can't help to think that if this had been WWE, they would've cancelled a match in favor of a talking segment without second thought, but in AEW, the matches take priority.

And think it's great AEW prioritizes the wrestling over the segements

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

It's weird but any time I've heard "Best Pure Athlete" is been a byword for Black.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Gonzo McFee posted:

It's weird but any time I've heard "Best Pure Athlete" is been a byword for Black.

Lance was a legit really good volleyball player at the college level before wrestling and I've seen him do some pretty wild poo poo

https://twitter.com/rohcary/status/1429229607660789761?s=20

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

FakePoet posted:

You obviously need both, but I'd say "talking" is a bit too limited. I'd lump it into everything that goes into someone's "character", and that's really the thing that's important. Because you can have a not great worker with a fantastic, fully realized character and bare minimum do something productive with that person.

The damning thing is this isn't, as Punk said, as difficult as some try to portray it. It's...kinda obvious, really.

On a similar note. Lance Storm tells a tale of how one day when he was working with WCW he bumped into Russo in the corridors and Russo was lamenting how he had to write so much dialogue for all the different storylines and how difficult it was to write all these different stories etc. Lance told him that if you give the wrestlers a little time and freedom, they could tell those stories in the ring.

I think this speaks to what you are saying about "character work". In so much as you can have a guy thats big and muscly and says all the cool things, but if he can't tell the story of a big muscly cool guy in the ring, then it doesn't work.

Davros1
Jul 19, 2007

You've got to admit, you are kind of implausible



https://twitter.com/Jtg1284/status/1429256993928220681?s=20

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


https://mobile.twitter.com/brandonthurston/status/1429258220955127818

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

https://twitter.com/maki_itoh/status/1429272103149207553

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


Coward Tony make it happen.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Gonzo McFee posted:

It's weird but any time I've heard "Best Pure Athlete" is been a byword for Black.

I’m sure :bahgawd: used it for Billy Gunn for a couple of years.

Zombie Lemur
Jul 6, 2009

Empyrean empties
I thought "natural athleticism" was the dog whistle.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


Gonzo McFee posted:

It's weird but any time I've heard "Best Pure Athlete" is been a byword for Black.

Billy Gunn used to get the best pure athlete line a lot

e: beaten


I think scott steiner got it too in the early 90s, but it's been so long I may be wrong

Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 05:03 on Aug 22, 2021

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Zombie Lemur posted:

I thought "natural athleticism" was the dog whistle.

That, and "very articulate".

smikey
May 22, 2004
It's not a hootenanny, it's an extravsganza!

Duke Pukem posted:

Billy Gunn used to get the best pure athlete line a lot

e: beaten


I think scott steiner got it too in the early 90s, but it's been so long I may be wrong

Scott hasn't been a "pure" athlete since like the early 80s where he was skinny and doing a 450 splash off the top as his finish. Juiced to the gills for decades.

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.

Gonzo McFee posted:

It's weird but any time I've heard "Best Pure Athlete" is been a byword for Black.

Well, he is Canadian.

Sanguinia
Jan 1, 2012

~Everybody wants to be a cat~
~Because a cat's the only cat~
~Who knows where its at~


JTG speaks for us all. I'm glad he picked up his phone.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
Undertaker was “the best pure striker in WWE” for god knows how long

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Roses are red
Bianca is black

Sigma
Aug 24, 2003

...
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/ReneePaquette/status/1429310610945105920

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/atebbel/status/1429297703754760195
https://twitter.com/WWE/status/1429285471704735748


lol, yeah put up weird scammy crypto bullshit between your fans and merch, that'll move the needle

Eat My Fuc
May 29, 2007

They just keep getting away with it

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


smikey posted:

Scott hasn't been a "pure" athlete since like the early 80s where he was skinny and doing a 450 splash off the top as his finish. Juiced to the gills for decades.

It's almost as if the announcers are working the audience

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.



https://twitter.com/ReneePaquette/status/1429311086596005892?t=ZWQLRrQvS06BEQUhTdWXrw&s=19

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Oh Renee

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
i had to google it too

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RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.
Going to be honest, the only reason I've come even close to guess what it is, was because Hasan Pike was talking about "Cussy" on Twitch a couple times (because the Cars Universe have to reproduce somehow)

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