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njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


FAUXTON posted:

soulja boy more like soulda bill of goods

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
More like Soju boy that must be what you drinking

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
man escorted from premises today after claiming that the wheelbarrow of chuckecheese tickets he had entitled him to sit on the board of directors

Shumagorath
Jun 6, 2001

FAUXTON posted:

soulja boy more like soulda bill of goods

Boxturret posted:

man escorted from premises today after claiming that the wheelbarrow of chuckecheese tickets he had entitled him to sit on the board of directors

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Shumagorath posted:



I unmatched before I thought of getting her to say "buttcoin"

lol reminds me of a date i went on years ago where she started going on about the gold standard and how much she admired wal-mart's business empire. i guess it was a simpler time

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
was her last name von mises by any chance?

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


i'm so fresh that i touched some butts, s-wag

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


our smart contracts are resolved by the marching rubes algorithm

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

infernal machines posted:

was her last name von mises by any chance?

bonerkill von missus

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

quote:

The DAO’s Mission: To blaze a new path in business organization for the betterment of its members, existing simultaneously nowhere and everywhere and operating solely with the steadfast iron will of unstoppable code.

the steadfast iron will of oh no oh heavens help help this is awful somebody do something

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I will stop the code.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

FAUXTON posted:

bonerkill von missus

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
lol
https://twitter.com/k8em0/status/1428120310310604806

Mercury_Storm
Jun 12, 2003

*chomp chomp chomp*
guy should just send that poo poo to a black hole address and call it a day

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

quote:

"It is important to reiterate that Poly Network has no intention of holding Mr White Hat legally responsible, as we are confident that Mr White Hat will promptly return full control of the assets to Poly Network and its users," the organization said.

we have no intention of doing anything at all against you, please give us the money back we're sorry

quote:

"While there were certain misunderstandings in the beginning due to poor communication channels, we now understand Mr White Hat’s vision for Defi and the crypto world, which is in line with Poly Network’s ambitions from the very beginning — to provide interoperability for ledgers in Web 3.0."

First, Poly Network offered him $500,000 in Ethereum as a bug bounty award. He said he wasn’t going to accept the money, though the reward was transferred to his wallet anyway. Now, the company has gone one step further and has offered him the position of Chief Security Advisor.

ahahaha

quote:

“We are counting on more experts like Mr White Hat to be involved in the future development of Poly Network since we believe that we share the vision to build a secure and robust distributed system,” it said in a statement.

oh i think you'll find there will be plenty more experts like him in the future

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
ah yes the bargaining phase

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
we are announcing that we have transferred ownership of Polynetwork completely to Mr. White Hat, he didn't request it but we think it's the best way forward to keep our vision for this company intact

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
mr. pink hat waits quietly in the wings

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
mr white hat fucks their wife as they watch while the poly network grows stronger

cool av
Mar 2, 2013

quote:

After Poly Network urged netizens, cryptoexchanges, and miners to reject transactions involving the thief's wallet addresses, the crook started giving the digital money back

What the gently caress. Reject transactions? This is CENTRALIZATION and SOCIALISM.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

Alan Smithee posted:

mr white hat fucks their wife as they watch while the poly network grows stronger

May I interest you in my non-cuckable tokens? Buy 1000, get a free chastity cage.

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
to satiate CEO Mr. White Hat we have been delivering him truck loads of money and virgins daily

we still haven't gotten a response from Mr. White Hat. we assume he's reading our messages and getting our offerings

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.
if they weren't as dumb as they obviously are i'd think that that's some god-tier planning for an exit scam

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/RealFulltimeApe/status/1429798181274009602

I'm waiting for the actual video/some kind of verification that this isn't made up, but it's extremely plausible.

distortion park
Apr 25, 2011


Luckily bitcoin is fully decentralised and cuts out the middleman, so this isn't a real problem.


(It probably isn't real anyway, because the guys just salty about losing money trading)

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


it’s basically obvious to everyone that the people with large crypto holdings juice the price whenever they want to sell anyway

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

njsykora posted:

it’s basically obvious to everyone that the people with large crypto holdings juice the price whenever they want to sell anyway

oh they absolutely are doing all kinds of shenanigans on the backend. the part of that dude's conspiracy theory that sounds like bullshit is that he or anyone else is important enough to be individually targeted

njsykora
Jan 23, 2012

Robots confuse squirrels.


if a physical thing is destroyed you don’t have it any more, but you can’t destroy a jpeg of the thing!
https://twitter.com/RealNatashaChe/status/1429576700346748938

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

njsykora posted:

if a physical thing is destroyed you don’t have it any more, but you can’t destroy a jpeg of the thing!
https://twitter.com/RealNatashaChe/status/1429576700346748938

wow like a car loan except with no insurance

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin
you know what makes a great comparison point for value being entirely divorced from utility? the diamond industry, of course!

it's like these people go out looking for bugs that they can spin into features

Grace Baiting
Jul 20, 2012

Audi famam illius;
Cucurrit quaeque
Tetigit destruens.



https://mobile.twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1429807702344151047

https://mobile.twitter.com/USCPSC/status/1429817308931923968

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

right, exactly, just like how if you buy shares in a company that goes bankrupt the shares retain all their value

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



njsykora posted:

if a physical thing is destroyed you don’t have it any more, but you can’t destroy a jpeg of the thing!
https://twitter.com/RealNatashaChe/status/1429576700346748938

what is that nft doing to its asset???

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

njsykora posted:

if a physical thing is destroyed you don’t have it any more, but you can’t destroy a jpeg of the thing!
https://twitter.com/RealNatashaChe/status/1429576700346748938
i have just created an nft for the set of all things that don't have an nft

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

what's stopping someone from making an nft of an nft

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
the nft derivatives market is just waiting for you to go and corner it, faux

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
nftt

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

FAUXTON posted:

what's stopping someone from making an nft of an nft

lol that reminds me of the guys who made a marketplace for shares of nfts, so you could funge them

SubG
Aug 19, 2004

It's a hard world for little things.

FAUXTON posted:

what's stopping someone from making an nft of an nft
my nft of all things without nfts clearly contains itself

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Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
someone make the wiki on the fungible non fungible token token coin

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