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- Drink-Mix Man
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You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.
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Bad news
It is time to gently caress
Dehumanize yourself and face to gently caress
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Aug 22, 2021 08:50
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- RavenousScoot
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do my fucks roll over, or can I like cash them out at the end of the year or do they expire...?
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Aug 22, 2021 16:30
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- Code Jockey
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No ticket, no gently caress. Tickets are only valid 7 days from point of acquisition. Check your time stamps, it says valid only during time to gently caress. So don't dilly dally.
scalping gently caress tickets outside the stadium
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Aug 22, 2021 18:43
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- Code Jockey
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the gently caress stadium
it's opening day at the gently caress stadium
i can't wait to see my favorite athletes gently caress
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Aug 22, 2021 19:18
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- Code Jockey
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Welcome to the Thunderfuck-Dome
two men enter
two men leave, smiling
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Aug 22, 2021 19:26
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- Escape From Noise
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Welcome to the Thunderfuck-Dome
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Aug 23, 2021 03:09
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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"Sex don't mean that much to me. I ain't--I ain't ever have no little white girl let me hold her hand, date her, take her to prom. Fitst time I did it, I was a pimp. It was about this pimpin'. So now when it's time to gently caress... I am like 'okay'. But nothing more, you know what I'm saying?"
-An actual pimp, ftom the documentary American Pimp (1999)
Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 12:15 on Aug 24, 2021
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Aug 23, 2021 15:24
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Is it, is it time?
*puts on spectacles and opens pocket watch*
*angles watch to show you it isn't set and needs you telling me the hour of loving so that I can set it*
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Aug 23, 2021 16:04
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- Code Jockey
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It is not time to gently caress.
*points defiantly at watch*
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Aug 23, 2021 20:56
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- Code Jockey
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Wind your watch, you're 48 minutes ahead.
That's ridiculous, this is the highest quality fuckwatch money can buy and it has never been incor-
*looks at watch face again*
Wait a minute, "Time to Fack"?
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Aug 24, 2021 01:00
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- Escape From Noise
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Wish.com frack watch
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Aug 24, 2021 04:41
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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Ya'll seen Booksmart and one of the protagonists tells the other main gal "Yeah your parents were oddly cool thinking we're hooking up. Which is surprising now that I think about it with their whole Jesus thing."
Time for Ivy League loving. Just like regular loving but surprisingly fewer condoms involved which is weird with their whole Ivy League deal.
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Aug 24, 2021 16:14
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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*Trembling while holding the mic*
I'd like to thank my mom, my dad, my coach. My sister. My best friend. And most of all my producer for helping me lose my virginity this winter. I know grandma looking down from up there proud of all of us. But really I couldn't have done it without the clock striking 3 AM aka the gently caress time on that early March Tuesday morning up at Metropolis dance club.
Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Aug 24, 2021
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Aug 24, 2021 16:18
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- pnac attack
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by Fluffdaddy
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It is not time.
i will find the sign and disobey it
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Aug 25, 2021 01:56
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- The Hello Machine
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I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
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Everyone is always mentioning about how it's time to gently caress... but has anyone ever talked about how it is that time fucks us all?
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Aug 25, 2021 03:47
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- Bright Bart
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False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped
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You can gently caress some things some of the time, but you can't gently caress all of the things all of the time.
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Aug 25, 2021 04:12
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Jun 5, 2024 07:54
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- Escape From Noise
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Okay, but just so you know, you're going to have to find someone to cover your shift and you're gonna have to cover one of theirs. If you know what I mean.
*As I joylessly pump my hips* It's a living!
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