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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

fosborb posted:

welp, 5 days after the funeral both kids spike a 100+ fever within an hour of each other. first antigen tests are negative. 3 days until school starts lmao

my son has been sick today

stuffy nose, temperature is stable, but silently screaming inside and not at all stressed out :)

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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

can we tell them that the horse paste is now being spiked with vaccine

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

The actual practical obstacle is that most of our police and a substantial number of troops are insane chuds who would refuse to repeat the 1900s programs. Also, we haven't even tried voluntary door-to-door vaccination coupled with guaranteed paid time off.

https://twitter.com/RVAwonk/status/1413661398484361222?s=20
https://twitter.com/LeonidasOfAZ/status/1412573166124339203?s=20

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/shannonrwatts/status/1413634679991803907?s=20
https://twitter.com/laurenboebert/status/1412496318438592512?s=20

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







have we talked about this anime?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_C1dLP3aNr4

ho fan
Oct 6, 2014

Horseshoe theory posted:

Little known fact: evilweasel is Nate's forums handle.

I wish it was vilerat

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

a competent executive would have already jailed these people

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔

it was a little bland. osmosis jones is better.

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

ho fan posted:

I wish it was vilerat

vilerat at least knew how to make accurate spreadsheets

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
WV chat: I can't be the only one who thinks this multi town tourism branding icon looks like a bear loving something doggy style right?

I don't want to tell them bc I don't like to poo poo on generally neat things happening in my state (I mean yeah doing a big tourism push during the plague is dubious I get it).

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Shitpostradomus posted:

around four days ago my boss (it's one of those situations where i can answer p much any question so i'm essentially his google as well as BizDev as well as IT; there are a lot of boundary issues is what i guess i'm saying) hits me up if i've ever used DuckDuckGo and i'm like, "nah. i'm not batshit crazy so the search results provided by Google are normally fine for me."

he didn't really get that but his next question was if i had ever heard of ivermectin. sure have. he wants to know if him and his buddy (they both own horses) have some of that like... how much would they need to take because obviously the bottle doesn't say how much to take and they can't ask the people at Rural King because there's a sign next to the horse paste saying "don't loving eat the horse paste."

'i mean, i... wouldn't?'

he says, "well yeah me neither it's just -- with (son's name) back in school and playing travel baseball and (daughter) back in school: we just don't want to catch this you know?" the whole office is unvaxed. 'just need some more data.' that type. anyhow, i just got a text from him asking if i'd go check on the horses since the whole family is over at the hospital since his chud friend apparently ate like a whole tube of horse paste and flopped into a coma / various degrees of Glasgow. i don't know if that was code for making sure there wasn't any ivermectin laying around but whatever: i said i'm really busy and hope his friend gets better.

so i assume he'll probably have it within the next five days since they don't really mask or anything.

maybe i'll just call in this week.

anyhow i'm not a doctor or anything and this is just anecdotal evidence but maybe eating horse paste you bought from Rural King is a subpar idea unless you're medically accredited to know how much horse paste that you bought at Rural King to eat. thanks for your attention to this matter.

Golden Bee
Dec 24, 2009

I came here to chew bubblegum and quote 'They Live', and I'm... at an impasse.

ho fan posted:

I wish it was vilerat

Blam!

Forseti
May 26, 2001
To the lovenasium!

Yet again, I wish the Democrats were actually cool enough to do all of that

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

it’s an excellent show

esp when they talk about naive t cells

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Schnorkles posted:

my son has been sick today

stuffy nose, temperature is stable, but silently screaming inside and not at all stressed out :)

Hope the little schnork is ok. hang in there

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/pollreport/status/1429575900345954307

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

there's a spin off season that takes place in a horribly unhealthy body and its excellent also tbh

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

remembering that ancient LF story about the bold conservative standing up to the demonic obama where the punchline is obama sinisterly informing him that he has now been vaccinated against rubella

Gio
Jun 20, 2005



lmao

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
duckduckgo is not bad if you need to find torrents, but lmao at it becoming the chud search engine

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

Mr Interweb posted:

my greatest fear is becoming a real thing: the anti-vaxxer poo poo has gone beyond their god emperor and has taken a life of its own

My greatest fear is those fish that swim up your dick

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

i used duckduckgo years ago before it became chud

the results arent great but i like the shortcut characters for searching on a specific site in the url bar

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

etalian posted:

It's called the "off brand" which is used for other types of medicines but depends on the BLA being approved.

off label as in "outside of original intended use"

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔
the duckduckgo browser plays youtube videos with no ads on my crappy old kindle fire tablet and it's a lot more stable than the firefox browser so I support them

Fireside Nut
Feb 10, 2010

turp


Judakel posted:

duckduckgo is not bad if you need to find torrents, but lmao at it becoming the chud search engine

oh poo poo it is? :( bummer. that’s ok, I’ll keep using that garbage

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

gently caress. During ebola outbreaks doctors and nurses have been threatened, assaulted, and sometimes killed in West Africa. When I first read that I thought "oh thank goodness nothing like that would ever happen here" lmao. So great that the campaigns that eliminated smallpox and polio are impossible now and we just have to "learn to live" with whatever new pandemics cause massive maiming and death here.

In fake vaccine card news, which one of you created this prank site?
https://finance.yahoo.com/news/its-way-too-easy-to-order-a-fake-covid-vaccine-card-193237644.html

quote:

Some fake vaccine cards have their own websites. One such card appears to be a prank, with a photo of a card with "Whiskey - Jack Daniels" written in the box where the type of vaccine and lot number would ordinarily go. In the column labeled "Healthcare Professional or Clinic Site," it says "Applebee's."

Sphyre
Jun 14, 2001

if i worked in early stage drug development and clinical trials i would simply create a molecule targeting the novel coronavirus and use that instead of repurposing existing molecules

Gorson
Aug 29, 2014


Honestly a little surprised that the "worst is yet to come" is higher, but loving lol at 17%. Nearly a 5th of our population doesn't think it's a problem and I'm going to give you a wild guess as to what social class these people belong to.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

cr0y posted:

Searching ivermectin on patriots.win is a fuckin trip



Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
https://twitter.com/apsmunro/status/1429449468261322759?s=21

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Google Butt posted:

maybe I should get nitrous instead

yes

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Lots of overlap in those confidence intervals.

i am harry
Oct 14, 2003

Google Butt posted:

maybe I should get nitrous instead

when I was a kid and an apprentice in I did a tattoo in exchange for a 5lb tank of nitrous it was an awesome few weeks

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
less infectious, not un infectious u idiots that's the point ffs why is everyone on every side arguing in such bad faith

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Sphyre posted:

if i worked in early stage drug development and clinical trials i would simply create a molecule targeting the novel coronavirus and use that instead of repurposing existing molecules

Nate Silver looked into it and realized that other successful drugs are all made from carbon with a statistical distribution of nitrogen, hydrogen, and oxygen. If only these idiot chemists would learn a little bit of baseball statistics they could have saved time by skipping right to the most likely combinations of atoms instead of brute forcing every combination of rhubidium, praseodymium and aluminum or whatever.

External Organs
Mar 3, 2006

One time i prank called a bear buildin workshop and said I wanted my mamaws ashes put in a teddy from where she loved them things so well... The woman on the phone did not skip a beat. She just said, "Brang her on down here. We've did it before."
I just realized my dumb rear end has been saying invermectin, not ivermectin, for a year. It's me. I'm the fool.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
I've got the Sunday evening anxiety

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Sphyre posted:

if i worked in early stage drug development and clinical trials i would simply create a molecule targeting the novel coronavirus and use that instead of repurposing existing molecules

it turns out its kinda hard to do that

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

Schnorkles posted:

less infectious, not un infectious u idiots that's the point ffs why is everyone on every side arguing in such bad faith

Everyone has brain defects

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Saltpowered
Apr 12, 2010

Chief Executive Officer
Awful Industries, LLC

Thoguh posted:

Lots of overlap in those confidence intervals.

Even without the overlap, those aren’t that far off… It’s like celebrating the fact that there is only a 60% the leopards will eat your face instead of a 90% chance. Just stay the gently caress out of the leopard pit.

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