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Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Just have a WWE channel that is constantly airing new* matches 24/7

*New matches may be exactly the same as old matches

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A talking coyote
Jan 14, 2020

Rarity posted:

Just have a WWE channel that is constantly airing new* matches 24/7

*New matches may be exactly the same as old matches

They can make Charlotte 20 time champ in one day!!!

Joey McChrist
Aug 8, 2005

Rarity posted:

Just have a WWE channel that is constantly airing new* matches 24/7

*New matches may be exactly the same as old matches

drat simpsons got it right again https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jxV2dUfif0

Mr. Squishy
Mar 22, 2010

A country where you can always get richer.
Colt's home

https://twitter.com/ColtCabana/status/1429556347427868674
https://twitter.com/ColtCabana/status/1429524864612847630
https://twitter.com/ColtCabana/status/1429509107954880513

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
I thought he was in jail

Pinche Rudo
Feb 8, 2005

Whoop whoop for the poop shoot

Huntman
Apr 22, 2010



the sicko in me would watch both of these at least once. they struggle with one hour. by hour seven they'll have Dolph doing improv comedy in the ring.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
ah Dolph, there's a guy that knows nothing about cream *chomps cigar*

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

wwe telethon

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


https://twitter.com/coltcabana/status/1429560344586903563?s=21

remusclaw
Dec 8, 2009

I legit think thats been their goal since the idea of the Network first took shape. They want your whole day, every waking hour of it. They want to ensure that there is WWE programming on that you can watch at all times, they want their only competition to be sleep, and when it is, they will sell you WWE branded caffeine.

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

https://twitter.com/jessithebuckeye/status/1429557308875583496?s=21

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 10 hours!

she’s right. WWE sucks poo poo

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument


This isn't crazy. This is 'imagine how much money we could make if all our employees worked 24/7' logic. Soullessly pragmatic pipedream, but not crazy.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


ChrisBTY posted:

This isn't crazy. This is 'imagine how much money we could make if all our employees worked 24/7' logic. Soullessly pragmatic pipedream, but not crazy.

It’s very much treating life like an algorithm that produces mathematically perfect results thinking.

CopywrightMMXI
Jun 1, 2011

One time a guy stole some downhill skis out of my jeep and I was so mad I punched a mailbox. I'm against crime, and I'm not ashamed to admit it.

ChrisBTY posted:

This isn't crazy. This is 'imagine how much money we could make if all our employees worked 24/7' logic. Soullessly pragmatic pipedream, but not crazy.

I feel that psychopathy qualifies as crazy.

DMorbid
Jan 6, 2011

With our special guest star, RUSH! YAYYYYYYYYY

Wait, RAW and Smackdown aren't already eight hours long? They certainly feel that way.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

All of AEW programming wouldn’t even be five hours a week.

Wazzu
Feb 28, 2008

Are you sure I'm winning the Rumble? That does'nt seem right.....
https://twitter.com/ArcherOfInfamy/status/1429553322684473356

I forget how astoundingly ugly the US Championship is

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Wazzu posted:

https://twitter.com/ArcherOfInfamy/status/1429553322684473356

I forget how astoundingly ugly the US Championship is

its a giant Challenge Coin

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
bring back belts like the bgb!

*monkey paw finger curls*

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Wazzu posted:

https://twitter.com/ArcherOfInfamy/status/1429553322684473356

I forget how astoundingly ugly the US Championship is

i like it.

Jonny Nox
Apr 26, 2008




It looks like an internet vanity belt some blogger would make for himself.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


Or the belt that a dollar store Famous Wrestler figure would have.

STING 64
Oct 20, 2006

Lumbermouth posted:

Or the belt that a dollar store Famous Wrestler figure would have.

i love those things

Alexander Hamilton
Dec 29, 2008
They all have such horrible, garish looks

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Jonny Nox posted:

It looks like an internet vanity belt some blogger would make for himself.

Preposterous, only a mark would do that

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/emisakura_gtmv/status/1429566785351680000?s=21

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Alexander Hamilton posted:

They all have such horrible, garish looks

Maybe because they're never intended to be worn as actual belts.

Renaissance Spam
Jun 5, 2010

Can it wait a for a bit? I'm in the middle of some *gyrations*


Dawgstar posted:

Maybe because they're never intended to be worn as actual belts.

This is something that really bothers me. Like I love the shoulder strap, but that's for casual times. You're in ring gear? You wear that motherfucker like the world's biggest belt buckle.

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD
https://twitter.com/MickieJames/status/1429601233845858306

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/__AKUMA/status/1429607302978494470?s=20

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

ChrisBTY posted:

This isn't crazy. This is 'imagine how much money we could make if all our employees worked 24/7' logic. Soullessly pragmatic pipedream, but not crazy.

Employees? I thought they were independent contractors.

but yes that is the "well if 3 hours pays us X, then six hours would pay us 2X and that's better!" MBA math being abused.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

big fan of mickie just going full scorched earth on the fed

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007


gently caress yeah Mickie tear him up

Also get 'em Bix I'm glad you're out there calling them out on their bullshit regularly

Orange Carlisle fucked around with this message at 02:19 on Aug 23, 2021

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

kidcoelacanth posted:

big fan of mickie just going full scorched earth on the fed

What are they gonna do, fire her again?

I mean, she's not Patrice O'Neal.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Renaissance Spam posted:

This is something that really bothers me. Like I love the shoulder strap, but that's for casual times. You're in ring gear? You wear that motherfucker like the world's biggest belt buckle.

Like some of that... *nostrils flaring* southern wrasslin'?

Open Marriage Night
Sep 18, 2009

"Do you want to talk to a spider, Peter?"



Oh, hey, I was there. Sammy and Charlie were absolutely awesome. Very friendly and personable. Tay was super sweet, and amazing with kids. Got the feeling she’s never seen Ghostbusters.


edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Wazzu posted:

https://twitter.com/ArcherOfInfamy/status/1429553322684473356

I forget how astoundingly ugly the US Championship is

Quick question: what the gently caress does "archer of infamy" even mean?

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Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Imagine there was an archer at the Olympics that shot a judge, or someone in the stands with an arrow. They get DQ'd and four years later they return to the Olympics and do it again.

They'd be pretty infamous

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