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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:40 |
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Lmao
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:41 |
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Serf posted:i started doing all this poo poo and fasting and i've lost 70 pounds since january. my only real motivation is i don't want covid to kill me lol I found out the reason I can't lose weight is because my thyroid is like 50% as it should be. Havent been losing weight but I hope covid is afraid of the amount of muscle I've put on under my fat during covid 😎
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:42 |
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Why is this slapped on the barrel containing the tarman?
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:42 |
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FizFashizzle posted:coworkers kid's teacher just got covid Vaccination status?
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:43 |
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Business Gorillas posted:
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:44 |
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RoboChrist 9000 posted:Made this post a while back in the dead of last night, but seems to have gotten a bit lost in the early morning post-a-thon. policies for boosters are still very new and getting worked out and are inconsistently followed, you may have to try a few places to find a pharmacist willing to give you a booster at my outfit we've done a few boosters... our first one was for a 17 year old with a double lung and heart transplant, the patient has to sign an attestation stating they're immunocompromised and the pharmacists ask about relevant conditions and therapies
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:44 |
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RoboChrist 9000 posted:Made this post a while back in the dead of last night, but seems to have gotten a bit lost in the early morning post-a-thon. I did Walgreens. doctor-patient privilege doesn't apply because pharmacists aren't doctors. that's also why you should feel bad lying to them - as for your doctor? I mean I don't plan on mentioning it unless it becomes very relevant. I'm a bad liar too so if they ask about my back, I'll just show my card with 2x or something pick a lie, and commit. you left your ID at home, you don't have insurance and are still trying to get paperwork together for your state's medicaid, etc
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:44 |
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:45 |
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that's the ivermectin killing the codependent brainworms
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:47 |
Dewormer meds make you poo poo like crazy, like for two or three days straight. Or at least mebendazole does when given to a human, I'm guessing ivermectin is similar? The free medicine you have to give away to help people living with parasites in Africa that they all hate because they know it's diarrhea city is now the secret cool dude american covid cure. This world is so loving stupid.
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:50 |
ugh. on the one hand this is how most vaccines work, the spread out dosing schedule in childhood causes your body to say "oh gently caress I keep running into this, better always have a lot of antibodies circulating" when you get a shot several months after the first. on the other hand Fauci is saying it...
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:50 |
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FizFashizzle posted:this is a bougie elementary school. full vaccine and mask mandates for all staff, faculty, and students God drat that's fast spread, I'm holding out hope the high vax+mask schools can stay in session but we don't start til tomorrow
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:52 |
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He's probably been masturbating
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:52 |
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Give him a big beard and long hair and yeah that's me
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:56 |
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2020 was watching america go insane in slow motion 2021 is going much faster, and it's speeding up
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:56 |
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Christ those Facebook posts are grim
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:58 |
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https://twitter.com/JenniferJJacobs/status/1430144293033943041?s=20
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 13:58 |
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This is becoming a pattern
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:00 |
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Well poo poo, I was hoping this could be the case but if Fauci is saying it it's definitely wrong
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:01 |
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HiHo ChiRho posted:Just replace phenazepam with ivermectin and post this to the group: That thread was amazing
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:02 |
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i missed the horse dewormer origin story and i'm sure it is very funny, so why did the chuds latch onto this of all things as a covid cure?
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:02 |
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Joementum posted:i missed the horse dewormer origin story and i'm sure it is very funny, so why did the chuds latch onto this of all things as a covid cure? iirc it's somewhat organic. some chud took it and interpreted making GBS threads out their intestinal lining as "removing the toxins" and it spread from there
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:05 |
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Joementum posted:i missed the horse dewormer origin story and i'm sure it is very funny, so why did the chuds latch onto this of all things as a covid cure? Facebook memes and YouTube car screamers said it was a miracle.
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:05 |
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lol all these dumb as poo poo people taking veterinary medicines because they have no science knowledge also have no math knowledge so they're overdosing themselves until their nervous systems and livers give up
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:05 |
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[COVID-19] Headaches and horse paste
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:05 |
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i come with great news! we're now hiring in NJ & PA!!! Are YOU a C-SPAMMER who has had their job hosed by COVID or is being forced to go back to a plague pit so your boss can see your smile? Do YOU or someone you know have a knot in their stomach because they have to roll the dice with death every day for a pitiful paycheck? Do YOU have a stable internet connection for 40 hours a week and are able to read words, talk without throwing up, and not be a total shithead on the phone? Do YOU live in Ohio, Delaware, Utah Arizona, Illinois, NEW JERSEY, PITTSBURGH, OR THE PITTSBURGH AREA KNOWN AS PENNSYLVANIA? GOOD NEWS! WE'RE HIRING! Hi! My name is Business Gorillas and I want to do BUSINESS with YOU!!! My company is currently hiring for phone jockeys in a couple different departments. These are entry-level customer service positions with the following benefits: - COMPLETELY WORK FROM HOME, WE'LL EVEN MAIL YOU A COMPUTER - $16.00/hour starting and guaranteed full time - A signing bonus of up to $2,000 if you stay for one year. - Full benefits including health insurance, dental, vision, ~20 days of PTO, no-excuse sick time, and education assistance totaling a maximum of $10,000 a year. I'm not going to lie, the jobs I have are dull and unrewarding, but I bet your current job is too! Tell those petty tyrants you debase yourself for tips to or that retail manager who keeps hitting on the 17 year olds to work with to GO TO HELL and join a company that won't ask you to risk your lungs for your pay. Hell, as long as you're not awful, there's plenty of room for promotions as soon as there's spots available! "All I have on my resume is that I was a worker at the Dick Sucking Factory for 3 years and a Grease Trap at McDonald's..." I DON'T CARE. I'm not here to make commissions or get money for what I'm doing, I'm here to keep you alive. NOBODY SHOULD HAVE TO RISK THEIR LIFE FOR A PAYCHECK, AND THAT INCLUDES YOU. Send me a DM and we'll work on your resume! I'm a bullshit artist by trade, so let me help YOU get a job where you can dodge Delta. "I'm not in one of those states you talked about..." SEND ME A DM ANYWAYS! If I can't find you a job, I'm working with other goons that also have positions at their own companies. If they're a good fit, I'll connect you two! "I want a WFH job, but I have skills and $16.00 doesn't work for me..." STILL TALK TO ME! The goons I'm working with have other jobs available. Hell, if I think you're overqualified for my jobs, I'll connect you to them anyways! I want you to make as much money for as little work as possible! WE LOSE ENOUGH OF OUR LIVES TO OUR WORK, GOON. THERE'S NO REASON TO LOSE YOUR LIFE BECAUSE OF IT. Inquire Within or send me an email at wfhjobsforgoons at gmail dot com
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:06 |
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Joementum posted:i missed the horse dewormer origin story and i'm sure it is very funny, so why did the chuds latch onto this of all things as a covid cure? One weird trick the deep state doesn't want you to know!
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:07 |
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is blindness a concern? because that’s one hell of an own goal
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:08 |
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Joementum posted:i missed the horse dewormer origin story and i'm sure it is very funny, so why did the chuds latch onto this of all things as a covid cure? there were a couple of trials very early on in the pandemic that kinda sorta showed that ivermectin MIGHT improve your odds at recovering from covid if you squinted at the results a little people then started gassing themselves up on this, including boosting the idea that because follow-up studies were being done, that obviously this means there's something to it there was at least one study that tried to assert conclusively that this was the case, but it was soon found out that they were working with bogus data any study that actually tried to prod into ivermectin any further found that it didn't work (obviously) at least here in the Philippines, it was promoted by people who had monetary interests in selling ivermectin. I have no doubt that it's the case in the US, though I haven't looked into it far enough to provide a name as well, (civil) libertarians and anti-establishmentarians have taken up the cause of ivermectin for reasons of "free speech", which is why you had Matt Taibbi and Glenn Greenwald and most recently Jimmy Dore bringing it up - they want to Stick It To The Man maybe not so much because they believe in ivermectin but because the government and the liberal mainstream media is saying that you shouldn't
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:11 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:This is becoming a pattern FB will shut down any group with Palestinian in its name in no time flat but is allowing a group called The People's Medicine: Ivermectin
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:15 |
Joementum posted:i missed the horse dewormer origin story and i'm sure it is very funny, so why did the chuds latch onto this of all things as a covid cure? very early in the pandemic when scientists were trying everything someone put a duck load of ivermectin in a Petri dish with Covid and human cells and noticed that the Covid didn't reproduce. they published a paper on it. the paper noted that the concentrations of ivermectin required would be lethal. cranks (both online and at Fox News) latched onto it as a way to say that Covid isn't a big deal. desperate people have glommed onto it in hope of it allowing them to do something to fight Covid without having to completely rewrite their identities by taking the vaccine. seriously, not getting vaccinated is approaching being anti-abortion as a core tenant of conservative nutjobism. Shifty Pony fucked around with this message at 14:21 on Aug 24, 2021 |
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:15 |
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Ahaha reminds me of this: Rhesus Pieces posted:https://twitter.com/nbcconnecticut/status/1413320798803271688?s=21 That's when it became crystal clear we definitely needed boosters. Note the date, early July.
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:16 |
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Shifty Pony posted:very early in the pandemic when scientists were trying everything someone put a duck load of ivermectin in a Petri dish with Covid and human cells and noticed that the Covid didn't reproduce. oh ffs it's even stupider than i thought
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:17 |
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gradenko_2000 posted:at least here in the Philippines, it was promoted by people who had monetary interests in selling ivermectin. I have no doubt that it's the case in the US, though I haven't looked into it far enough to provide a name A quick pass through medrxiv showed many of the recent studies that found positive results were paid for by companies hawking ivermectin Also lmfao at Matt Taibbi going full chud and becoming an ivermectin truther
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:17 |
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Cumirnaty I hardly know em!
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:18 |
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Shifty Pony posted:seriously, not getting vaccinated is approaching being anti-abortion as a code tenant of conservative nutjobism. Unsurprisingly this is starting to apply to every vaccine, not just the covid vax.
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:19 |
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gradenko_2000 posted:oh ffs it's even stupider than i thought Occam's pool noodle: With all things being equal, the dumbest answer is usually the correct one.
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:19 |
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there's a whole bizarre movement of people who think they should have the right to try any kind of medication they want and that the FDA is oppressing them or some poo poo they're even like just figuring out vaccines in their garage or whatever This fucker was a CEO for some bullshit company and injected himself with a homebrew vaccine at a press conference and i dont mean to judge or anything but maybe don't tell the world you have herpes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPiOWgD8sLI
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# ? Aug 24, 2021 14:21 |
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"the FDA is trampling on your rights" is mostly just because corporations want to get rid of the FDA so that food production gets deregulated you just also end up having to manufacture propaganda to gas up people into opposing the FDA on every single issue, including vaccines, because that's just good politics from a mobilization standpoint and then you do the thing long enough and you end up with people who just oppose the FDA on principle and forgot the underlying reason
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