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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/ggooooddddoogg/status/1430222963521904645?s=20

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U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007





:sickos:

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Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Woke up with my arm pretty sore which didn't happen with my first two shots.

Mood right now:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4dOsbsuhYGQ

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

My therapist after I tell her my poo poo: lol owns

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE


drat, PFC's got such a good butt technique they named an enema after him

Metrodextrous
Aug 6, 2007

alright dude whatever

i hope ur asshole grows shut

Metrodextrous fucked around with this message at 18:59 on Aug 24, 2021

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
If the NYT is to be believe we had over 266k new cases yesterday.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/us/covid-cases.html

:confuoot:

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
https://twitter.com/RexChapman/status/1430178718979432452

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Zurtilik posted:

If the NYT is to be believe we had over 266k new cases yesterday.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/us/covid-cases.html

:confuoot:

That's good, the quicker everyone gets Covid the quicker this can all be over

Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V



Science diagrams that look like a poo poo post

a few DRUNK BONERS
Mar 25, 2016

so you can just sit in a tub of pfcs and breathe through your butt if you wanted to?

McNugget Buddy
Aug 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

mod sassinator posted:

yep that's my read of it too. we probably would have been perfectly fine if we kept it masked up and close er down all through spring and summer instead of letting delta get a foothold and grow wild :/

I wonder if Hochul implements an indoor mask mandate statewide or mandatory vaccinations for state workers

Or will she try to placate the chuds by being the anti-Cuomo and not having restrictions?

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

mod sassinator posted:

buried in there too is an assumption by fauci that restaurants, theaters, etc. will close down again and then be ready to open again in spring

LMAO

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

so you can just sit in a tub of pfcs and breathe through your butt if you wanted to?

Making plans

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Jon Irenicus posted:

drat, PFC's got such a good butt technique they named an enema after him

Glad to finally get the recognition I deserve.

Rauros
Aug 25, 2004

wanna go grub thumping?

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

so you can just sit in a tub of pfcs and breathe through your butt if you wanted to?

for your butt, just take it in!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_XS9_KwGVg

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...
Can someone explain why there are 1,000+ posts since 7pm yesterday? What did I miss?

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

err posted:

Can someone explain why there are 1,000+ posts since 7pm yesterday? What did I miss?

Open Biden

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

err posted:

Can someone explain why there are 1,000+ posts since 7pm yesterday? What did I miss?

253-266k new cases yesterday with weekend backlog catchup

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

err posted:

Can someone explain why there are 1,000+ posts since 7pm yesterday? What did I miss?

America and some other minor English speaking colonies are ignoring a pandemic to help out capital

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Iron Crowned posted:

Well gently caress. One of the interns found my lunch spot. There I am sitting there enjoying my solitude by the lake and I see someone approaching. Thankfully he complied when I asked him to not come any closer (about 30 feet at that point).

He asked me about the fish and left. I don't want to have to take a mask with me for lunch. This is the exact thing I have nightmares about :negative:

Kill them and throw them in the lake.

Bing bong.

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

err posted:

Can someone explain why there are 1,000+ posts since 7pm yesterday? What did I miss?

we just posted that tree picture again over and over

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

Business Gorillas posted:

Starting to believe the goons that have been screaming about the ruling class wanting a cull

"Covid is here forever, so stop wearing masks and embrace the sickness" is some real Nurgle cultist poo poo

they fear a another lockdown and round of checks to everyone more than they want a cull.

the sooner that COVID is normal the sooner they can start evictions again.

yeah, there are elements in the capitalist class and other more privilidged sectors like the petty bourgeoise or pmc that support some of the COVID induced policy shifts over the past year. in general though, there is need to get this crisis behind them. normalizing the situation is the quickest way to do that.

Norton
Feb 18, 2006

err posted:

Can someone explain why there are 1,000+ posts since 7pm yesterday? What did I miss?

the bad situation keeps getting worse

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





mod sassinator posted:

253-266k new cases yesterday with weekend backlog catchup

this +

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
gimme the cheese lungs,
covid is over
I want oxygen in my butthole
as I slip away

Stevie Lee
Oct 8, 2007

somewhere out there

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Dixon Chisholm posted:

Kill them and throw them in the lake.

Bing bong.

This is a good plan.

Buffer
May 6, 2007
I sometimes turn down sex and blowjobs from my girlfriend because I'm too busy posting in D&D. PS: She used my credit card to pay for this.

mastershakeman posted:

any idea how they did the 3 foot zone? shared tables where the kids at the table go home, desks 3.01' apart so no one goes home, something else?

they have the desks spaced that far apart, they just quarantined everyone in the desks immediately around the positive kid

it's hard to get good details out of a 10 year old

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

so you can just sit in a tub of pfcs and breathe through your butt if you wanted to?

PFC is LCL

Shinji was breathing through his butt the whole time

call_of_qthulhu
Nov 21, 2003


Fun Shoe
hello thread, long time no see

got my 3rd shot ~20 minutes ago, the county my office is in is doing a vaccine drive and just said "booster? sure thing, when's good for you?"

anyway support your local health department

Harry Potter on Ice
Nov 4, 2006


IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

err posted:

Can someone explain why there are 1,000+ posts since 7pm yesterday? What did I miss?

All the joke posts earlier aside, the nat guard has been deployed, shot or get shot

Dixon Chisholm
Jan 2, 2020

Bruce Hussein Daddy posted:

Today


Yesterday


Since Jul 26
https://imgur.com/a/j5Ag7mG

covidactnow.org

YES
TENNESSEE IS BURNING
SHELBY COUNTY FALLS AT LAST

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
what do they even have to gain?

Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V


err posted:

Can someone explain why there are 1,000+ posts since 7pm yesterday? What did I miss?

I'm not so great at this whole 'scream inside your heart' thing

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Just listen to "Viper Manor" and the "Suspiria" theme on loop until the disease finally takes me.

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

err posted:

Can someone explain why there are 1,000+ posts since 7pm yesterday? What did I miss?

we're doing 1 post for every 250 positive cases in the US

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


err posted:

Can someone explain why there are 1,000+ posts since 7pm yesterday? What did I miss?

We're experiencing a surge akin to the one last year going into the winter in the middle of high summer when the heat and sunlight is supposed to be rendering the virus impotent. lol!

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JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


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