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Chrs posted:I've had kopi luwak before which is the one made from cat poo poo. It was alright but when its brewed the whole room starts to smell like warm poo poo Turn your coffee pot on
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Chrs posted:I've had kopi luwak before which is the one made from cat poo poo. It was alright but when its brewed the whole room starts to smell like warm poo poo I’ve also had it and imho the cat poo poo coffee tastes like watery poo poo water I’m sure there’s a metaphor in there somewhere
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We loved him, we fed him, and we never left him.
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Garf down, youthful age That's the way we entergage!
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Aug 4, 2021 13:36
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Big Beef City posted:Turn your coffee pot on
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Aug 4, 2021 19:57
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Haha check this out. I found a website about Nathen that was clearly totally not written by Nathen. It contains 10 facts about Nathen Mazri. It also has some sort of script running that won't let you copy text from the page (and just replaces it with "Please do not copy text"). https://heightzone.com/nathen-mazri/
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28 years old? Yeah, you keep telling yourself that.
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Yaldabaoth posted:28 years old? Yeah, you keep telling yourself that. He's absolutely gonna end up like those two dudes obsessed with their grotesque cosmetic surgery. That's how this is gonna play out, isn't it?
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Big Beef City posted:He's absolutely gonna end up like those two dudes obsessed with their grotesque cosmetic surgery. That's how this is gonna play out, isn't it? He's going to get more cosmetic surgery than the two of them combined.
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Big Beef City posted:He's absolutely gonna end up like those two dudes obsessed with their grotesque cosmetic surgery. That's how this is gonna play out, isn't it? Yes except he's going to slowly turn into some horrifying Garfield/Scooby Doo hybrid like that movie where Kevin Smith turned Justin Long into a walrus.
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Aug 23, 2021 15:18
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What the hell is Height Zone
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Elephant Ambush posted:What the hell is Height Zone I think it's one of those websites created by an algorithm to grab web traffic.
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Beats me. It was in the google results for "Nathen Mazri". The phrase "Nathen Mazri girlfriend" caught my eye because 
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Frank Frank posted:Beats me. It was in the google results for "Nathen Mazri". The phrase "Nathen Mazri girlfriend" caught my eye because "Sooner or later, the man will find his soulmate."
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Pastry of the Year posted:"Sooner or later, the man will find his soulmate." Yeah see, that's the thing. It absolutely does look like one of those clickbait sites but the answers are 100% pure Nathen.
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Aug 23, 2021 16:40
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I think this is the first I've heard of The Brand Guru
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Aug 23, 2021 17:04
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What are the odds Nathen found/hired one of those clickbait sites to put that out there? That seems very on-brand for him.
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He doesn't have any presence on any of the Brand Guru stuff I can find which seems weird for him.
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Let brand gurus be brand monsters
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Yaldabaoth posted:28 years old? Yeah, you keep telling yourself that. I think I've had two birthdays since knowing about Nathen and I want to know what Dorian Grey poo poo he's on
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:Let brand gurus be brand monsters Talk like that will land you in fork jail. The other possibility is that the whole thing was written by some sort of AI bot that has a writing style more or less indistinguishable from Nathen's which would be equally hilarious.
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Frank Frank posted:The other possibility is that the whole thing was written by some sort of AI bot that has a writing style more or less indistinguishable from Nathen's which would be equally hilarious. I think it's this.
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Aug 23, 2021 17:29
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Nathen's soul mate is garfield though?
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It's amazing that this is still going! Also you can screen cap. Plz enjoy Garfse 
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Y'know, Nathen could've just made a licensed Garfield face pizzamaker dohickey and sold it to the people who make all the other As Seen On TV products and been another weird but successful dude. Thank God for all of us he didn't do that.
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"This is the guy who made a pizza out of my face" is how I got introduced at the adult video awards.
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Xaintrailles posted:"This is the guy who made a pizza out of my face" -an angry Proactiv testimonial directed at Puff Daddy
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Xaintrailles posted:"This is the guy who made a pizza out of my face" is how I got introduced at the adult video awards.
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Man I just changed my AV a few months ago
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The sentence is stating that the lasagna and garficcino are also Garfield shaped (false) or that he made the world’s first lasagna and garficcino (half true). A real jikes moment for me.
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He’s smiling way too hard at a statement like that. It’s perfect for Nathen!
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pseudanonymous posted:I think it's this. https://heightzone.com/bachelor-in-paradise-is-david-spade-gay/
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Aug 24, 2021 19:07
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This is the guy who put me in lasagna fork jail
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yr new gurlfrand! posted:This is the guy who put me in lasagna fork jail Probably some landmonster
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crazy eyes mustafa posted:This whole affair is a statement against art
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