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Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Cavauro posted:

i heard it's a new picture, and brock lesnar accidentally flew to orlando, and he's going to sue if they don't pay him in full

loving laughing so much at this. Wanted to tell my friend why I was laughing but no way would he understand.

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Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
https://twitter.com/luchablog/status/1428867239827189767

Hell yeah

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Not gonna lie the airport pictures fooling people gets me every time

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

https://twitter.com/WrestlingInc/status/1428879080183803906

Kayla Rossi got FAST-TRACKED.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

she appears to be at the stage of competently and smoothly doing each spot and judging by the way the highlights are chopped up on social media, probably needs a lot of seasoning when it comes to transitions. could be, any way. don't know for sure or anything more. if you hear anything more from me, it's bull spit

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

https://twitter.com/kaylarossi_/status/1428069935096418313

she can do a corkscrew moonsault and looks like that while tossing around 200lbs people

yeah they're fine

Memnaelar
Feb 21, 2013

WHO is the goodest girl?

Lid posted:

https://twitter.com/kaylarossi_/status/1428069935096418313

she can do a corkscrew moonsault and looks like that while tossing around 200lbs people

yeah they're fine

I'm personally a fan of the way she does the swinging backbreaker (?) and then tosses the guy off her knee like he's garbage. Nice attitude. Very Brock.

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
her thirst tweets went viral. joey is like always online so he saw them and knew he needed something for people to talk about besides his heel turn

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


NXT

Million Dollar Celebration with Ted DiBiase and Cameron Grimes. Ted’s proud to mentor him. Grimes shoots fake money with his own face on it into the crowd
Ridge Holland defeats Timothy Thatcher. Post match Holland, Pete Dunne, Oney Lorcan and Danny Burch beat up Thatcher and Tommaso Ciampa
Indi Hartwell marries Dexter Lumis 9/14
Kacy Catanzaro and Kayden Carter defeat Gigi Dolin and Jacy Jayne
Franky Monet challenges Raquel Gonzalez
Kay Lee Ray defeats Valentina Feroz
Samoa Joe and Ciampa brawl with Dunne, Holland and LA Knight
Carmelo Hayes defeats Odyssey Jones to win the Breakout Tournament
Xyon Quinn defeats Boa after distraction by Mei Ying
Legado del Fantasma defeat Hit Row

No Dakota Kai, WALTER, Kross or Scarlett Bourdeaux. Called up? Fired? Who knows

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Kross was on Raw, I think?

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
he was, in some of the worst gear I've ever seen

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
I had to google Xyon Quinn



It's a The Rock variant.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

son of the Rock and the Juice

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008

Chris James 2 posted:

NXT
Samoa Joe and Ciampa brawl with Dunne, Holland and LA Knight

Xyon Quinn defeats Boa after distraction by Mei Ying


Kyle O'Reilly was also in that brawl with the faces.

Daniel Vidot/Xyon Quinn has been in NXT for awhile now, that spoiler reads like Mei Ying turning on Boa?

Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


I like the idea of Rossi being Joey’s female enforcer like Chyna.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

lmao @ jobbing Timothy Thatcher out to Cliff Lincoln, he really is The Future Of NXT

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Also Gigi Dolin's push lasted one week a new record.

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

So no one interrupted the InDex wedding? Did dexter actually speak?

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
it didnt happen yet but gargano was also trying to get regal to cancel the wedding for some reason

Venomous
Nov 7, 2011





it's probably gonna happen live lmao

DEAR RICHARD
Feb 5, 2009

IT'S TIME FOR MY TOOLS
what does the set look like?

KungFu Grip
Jun 18, 2008
same set, nothings changed yet

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
https://twitter.com/OnAirJosh/status/1430714660676907013

Broheim
Jan 8, 2009
https://twitter.com/comicgeekelly/status/1430667476317184000?t=PCMCts74iF2jZlCjvHxtZA&s=19

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Heel Lulu is real

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

𝅘𝅥𝅮 I wanna go home with the armadillo
Good country music from Amarillo and Abilene
Friendliest people and the prettiest women you've ever seen
𝅘𝅥𝅮
Rampage spoilers:

-Lucha Brothers over Jurassic Express
-The Bunny over Tay Conti - Penelope Ford is now an ally of the Bunny
-Christian Cage and Frankie Kazarian over Kenny Omega and Bandon Cutler (I think I know who gets pinned)

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

I can see people getting upset at that second result, but I think it's good to set up some direction going into the Casino Battle Royale.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

The Bunny is cool and I like to see her win things.

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

This is loving rad.

Nea
Feb 28, 2014

Funny Little Guy Aficionado.
I hope the Jurassic Express match was better than the Varsity Blondes one.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Nea posted:

I hope the Jurassic Express match was better than the Varsity Blondes one.

Dave said on WOR this morning that it’s a 4.5 star match and everyone who was there is raving about it.

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


Surprised about the tag result, the whole cage stipulation seemed built for a JE rematch but I'm not going to complain about another Bucks-Lucha Bros match

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Nah, as soon as they lost on Dynamite I knew it wasn't the PPV match. The cage is for 2 things: keep the Elite out and give Fenix a way to kill himself live on PPV

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I need the Luchas to go over. The Bucks have had a great run but let's wrap this up.

harperdc
Jul 24, 2007

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I need the Luchas to go over. The Bucks have had a great run but let's wrap this up.

It’s time. And All Out needs at least one major title change, and this is the only one that makes booking sense (Hangman isn’t there, Britt won’t drop it this quickly, Miro isn’t confirmed for a All Out defense yet but probably shouldn’t drop).

CVagts
Oct 19, 2009
All three of those results make great sense to me. Lucha Bros haven't had a title shot in a while (and the Bucks are prime to drop the belts), Penelope Ford needs something to do (and pairing her with HFO gives her a tag partner for women's tags), and Omega eating a loss but not eating a pin helps build the All Out match.

MorningMoon
Dec 29, 2013

He's been tapping into Aunt May's bank account!
Didn't I kill him with a HELICOPTER?
I can't help but wonder how the sudden pull of The Acclaimed affected the tag tournament. I feel like they would've gone over the Varsity Blonds a week or two before the announcement and taken their spot, kinda literally putting the Blonds in their place at the bottom of the top ranks.

JE vs LB is probably too good a match to miss out on, but it'd probably make a bit more sense if Acclaimed beat Jurassic Express (via cheating), LB beat Private Party, and then LB beat The Acclaimed. So the Bros go through the top tag heels on their way to Young Bucks.

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




sportsgenius86 posted:

Dave said on WOR this morning that it’s a 4.5 star match and everyone who was there is raving about it.

It was loving rad and I really wish it got the main event slot. Not that Frankie/Christian vs. Kenny/Cutler was bad, but it was way more of a comedy match than I'd expect to see headline an AEW show.

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Infidel Castro posted:

It was loving rad and I really wish it got the main event slot. Not that Frankie/Christian vs. Kenny/Cutler was bad, but it was way more of a comedy match than I'd expect to see headline an AEW show.

Keep in mind, Rampage is basically gonna be booked backwards because it's on so late.

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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

CVagts posted:

All three of those results make great sense to me. Lucha Bros haven't had a title shot in a while (and the Bucks are prime to drop the belts), Penelope Ford needs something to do (and pairing her with HFO gives her a tag partner for women's tags), and Omega eating a loss but not eating a pin helps build the All Out match.

Plus the Lucha Bros have beaten the Bucks before. So it's not like we're rooting for the Wingmen to win the straps and Sammartino reign the tag belts.

(I do love the Wingmen, though).

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