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Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

It's a real colorful bunch of stuff here. It's viewable online

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Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


wa27 posted:

Why are all his t-shirts expensive as poo poo? I ain't paying for that!

True or false: You're full of excuses

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Hey these aren't goon sizes hahaha.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Ingmar terdman posted:

It's a real colorful bunch of stuff here. It's viewable online

dipsticks dot com

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I'm interested in entering into a gentlemen's agreement with 'ye.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
What are ya, wacky?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
I'm gonna WHUP ya

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

You try to come up to my puffin parlor im comin out whoopin'

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Just got into this very good channel that had an LPC takeover episode

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xj9MGE00FI

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
it's not even a joke per se but alex jones' voicemail outgoing playing in the middle of the rudy call is so funny

Kharnifex
Sep 11, 2001

The Banter is better in AusGBS
Cactus cactus

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
"I'm interested in double action cocking."

"uhhhhh...."

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Okay, and just remember, the top of the guacamole is by far the creamiest. You go digging around any deeper than that, things get a lot chunkier and much, much chewier down there.

A For Effort
Apr 29, 2017

by Azathoth
a liter of salad

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Our sale price is firm.... REAL FIRM

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Chrpno posted:

Our sale price is firm.... REAL FIRM

Oh, uh, another thing, check out our insert in Hustler magazine this month, for our seven, eight and nine inch fingerling potatoes, okay? This promotion is just heating up back here. So peel 'em back, load 'em up and just lick your lips, alright? Grip hold of our goodies like there's no tomorrow.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Chrpno posted:

Our sale price is firm.... REAL FIRM

(LSD echo) awwwwrrrighggggghtttt

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I wanna drape giant sheets of magnets over my lasers.

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FZAwZRBs6rE&t=923s

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I want you to put your dog away. I want you to turn your stereo off. And I want you to sit tight.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

a whole lot of gnashing

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Hey pardner I finally got my parcel! A little disappointed that it didn’t come from a UPS truck with a Bangladeshi driver but it fits great.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ralph Hurley posted:

Hey pardner I finally got my parcel! A little disappointed that it didn’t come from a UPS truck with a Bangladeshi driver but it fits great.


You're buck wild. You're buck wild is what you are. And it's far out.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
You're gonna see double, after I'm done pummelin' ya. I'm gonna bring a tour de force of martial arts in there.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I'm Bernard Fuddle

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I'll just meet you at your office and then you and I will dance. Spin around a little bit. I'm gonna spin you around a few times, how's that frickin' sound?

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



This popped up in my YT recommendations today. I didn’t know LPC ever just trolled people in the street, lol. Hare Krishna dude gets mad real quick. It kind of adds to my illusion that maybe LPC really does drive a UPS truck and whoops peoples rear end for real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYnCvpKeEWw

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

Ralph Hurley posted:

This popped up in my YT recommendations today. I didn’t know LPC ever just trolled people in the street, lol. Hare Krishna dude gets mad real quick. It kind of adds to my illusion that maybe LPC really does drive a UPS truck and whoops peoples rear end for real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYnCvpKeEWw

Doesn't he work at a dmv or another similar customer-facing situation

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



My favorite thing about that video is the Krishna guy says “you look like a rock star”. I wonder if LPC just has a general longhair rocker look or if he’s literally in some KISS getup or something.

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
Having seen him both as a kiss guy, and a grocery store employee I gotta say... He'll whoopyaintheass

Zeniel
Oct 18, 2013

Ralph Hurley posted:

My favorite thing about that video is the Krishna guy says “you look like a rock star”. I wonder if LPC just has a general longhair rocker look or if he’s literally in some KISS getup or something.

Theres a short skit thing on YouTube that has LPC in it in the flesh.

He looks like a metal head. Big dude, long hair.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
I don't want to see how he looks. I have a picture of Frederick Frick from Wallet Size Wildfaar in my mind and it is not the same picture as Heywood from Food & Friends.

Ingmar terdman
Jul 24, 2006

He's just a nondescript hesher but who wouldn't be able to deduce that from the corpus

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

I don't want to see how he looks. I have a picture of Frederick Frick from Wallet Size Wildfaar in my mind and it is not the same picture as Heywood from Food & Friends.

What about Luther Manhole?

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Ingmar terdman posted:

He's just a nondescript hesher but who wouldn't be able to deduce that from the corpus

He's a columnist.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"


Just sell me some rubber boots, that's all I need.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Gonz posted:


Just sell me some rubber boots, that's all I need.

I don't know what ya neeeeeeed

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Archdiocese

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Im glad this thread is still a kickin and if youre confused by the title i encourage ye ta read from the stayyyaart.

Big up Gonz also

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Riptor
Apr 13, 2003

here's to feelin' good all the time

Gonz posted:



Just sell me some rubber boots, that's all I need.

rubber puppets

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