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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

The Bloop posted:

very true

I also really love the original Muppet Movie and Great Muppet Caper. Kermit singing Rainbow Connection gets me right *there* every time

I would also like to add Gonzo's song that he sings when the muppets are all out in the desert as a HUGE emotional beat for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gsQ9PZDgG0
When I lived in Fuzhou, China, I once cried in public watching this on the TV in an expat bar. I was 36 years old at the time. I regret nothing.

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Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"
https://twitter.com/OnlyFans/status/1430499277302816773

"Whoops, our bad!"

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

BrigadierSensible posted:

I would also like to add Gonzo's song that he sings when the muppets are all out in the desert as a HUGE emotional beat for me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_gsQ9PZDgG0
When I lived in Fuzhou, China, I once cried in public watching this on the TV in an expat bar. I was 36 years old at the time. I regret nothing.

I only heard this recently for the first time and it's incredible. Dave Goelz sang it at Henson's funeral.

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!



I clicked into the comments and this guy

https://twitter.com/Rosswayan/status/1430569875752341512?s=19

What even is his point

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Len posted:

I clicked into the comments and this guy

https://twitter.com/Rosswayan/status/1430569875752341512?s=19

What even is his point

That the Olympics loving suck.

jjack229
Feb 14, 2008
Articulate your needs. I'm here to listen.

Len posted:

I clicked into the comments and this guy

https://twitter.com/Rosswayan/status/1430569875752341512?s=19

What even is his point

I don't know, but it does make me think of the line from Catch 22:

Joseph Heller posted:

Like Olympic medals and tennis trophies, all they signified was that the owner had done something of no benefit to anyone more capably than everyone else.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Len posted:

I clicked into the comments and this guy

https://twitter.com/Rosswayan/status/1430569875752341512?s=19

What even is his point

That he badly misunderstood the Clean and Jerk?

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Len posted:

I clicked into the comments and this guy

https://twitter.com/Rosswayan/status/1430569875752341512?s=19

What even is his point

Reminds me of this:

https://twitter.com/fazesway/status/1428450077274673154?lang=en

https://twitter.com/jtylerconway/status/1428463919174148102

https://twitter.com/itsTHEbigfella/status/1428498665677770754

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Guy's got a point, tho. If sports are stupid, how come they're in the olympics?

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW


flavor.flv posted:

Guy's got a point, tho. If sports are stupid, how come they're in the olympics?

Wait a minute, are the Olympics stupid too???

Crust First
May 1, 2013

Wrong lads.
Didn't the original Olympics have oily naked muscle man wrestling? I think OnlyFans is closer to that spirit than the modern "Olympics".

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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I think if he's in to fingering he may want to check out wrestling.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Atticus_1354 posted:

I think if he's in to fingering he may want to check out wrestling.

It's called an oil check

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PTbhJ-zXf0I

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



I hope the OnlyFans Olympics now becomes a thing.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
competive horny/lewd stuff is an interesting thought experiment.

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014


Len posted:

I clicked into the comments and this guy

https://twitter.com/Rosswayan/status/1430569875752341512?s=19

What even is his point

Britannica sez posted:


The first step in the process of becoming an Olympic sport is recognition as a sport from the International Olympic Committee (IOC). The IOC requires that the activity have administration by an international nongovernmental organization that oversees at least one sport. Once a sport is recognized, it then moves to International Sports Federation (IF) status. At that point, the international organization administering the sport must enforce the Olympic Movement Anti-Doping Code, including conducting effective out-of-competition tests on the sport’s competitors while maintaining rules set forth by the Olympic Charter.

There are a few organizational obstacles, including the lack of a scoring system and widely accepted rules, and the fact that while there is a lot of amatuer participation it's not generally competitive - it's more "merry sport" than "a sport".

Britannica also sez posted:

The Olympic Charter indicates that in order to be accepted, a sport must be widely practiced by men in at least 75 countries and on four continents and by women in no fewer than 40 countries and on three continents. The sport must also increase the ‘‘value and appeal’’ of the Olympic Games and retain and reflect its modern traditions. There are numerous other rules, including bans on purely ‘‘mind sports’’ and sports dependent on mechanical propulsion.

Once past that hurdle, however, it looks like it fulfils all the requirements (at least for the classic version- prosthetics are going to be a debating point, I'm sure).

(https://www.britannica.com/story/how-are-sports-chosen-for-the-olympics if you want to learn more).

Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

PhazonLink posted:

competive horny/lewd stuff is an interesting thought experiment.

olympic level wet t-shirt contests

e: two girls, one medal

CellBlock
Oct 6, 2005

It just don't stop.



EL BROMANCE posted:

I hope the OnlyFans Olympics now becomes a thing.

PhazonLink posted:

competive horny/lewd stuff is an interesting thought experiment.

That's called Ultimate Surrender.

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


Phanatic posted:

That the Olympics gently caressing suck.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

thepopmonster posted:

There are a few organizational obstacles, including the lack of a scoring system and widely accepted rules, and the fact that while there is a lot of amatuer participation it's not generally competitive - it's more "merry sport" than "a sport".

Once past that hurdle, however, it looks like it fulfils all the requirements (at least for the classic version- prosthetics are going to be a debating point, I'm sure).

(https://www.britannica.com/story/how-are-sports-chosen-for-the-olympics if you want to learn more).
Shouldn't be too hard to put together a scoring system for figure loving. Missionary at one end and the helicockter at the other.

Anyone got any investors to start an international loving circuit? I can't think of anyone who would be against a few exhibitions here and there.

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

How bad is the deduction for a premature dismount?

Read After Burning
Feb 19, 2013

"All this, for me? 💃Ah, you didn't have to! 🥰"

Marcade posted:

How bad is the deduction for a premature dismount?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTap6KDG9Z0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaH8J61KcSU

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Though, the first person to pull off a triple putz would win the gold for sure

HerStuddMuffin
Aug 10, 2014

YOSPOS
He is expressing his disappointment that masturbation is not an Olympic event. Only shot that wanker had at ever getting a gold medal, or even recognition for anything he’ll ever do.

Xlorp
Jan 23, 2008


HerStuddMuffin posted:

He is expressing his disappointment that masturbation is not an Olympic event. Only shot that wanker had at ever getting a gold medal, or even recognition for anything he’ll ever do.
He'd take All The Steroids as a performance enhancer. Which, uhhhh, sure why not.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Olympic distance jisming shocked by celery scandal.

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/TIME/status/1430897729786368000

https://twitter.com/JakeSucky/status/1430923329167192069

Maybe this person was on to something...

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

I can’t figure out how to take a picture and not make it look like poo poo but is the digital cover of NHL 22 “X-Factor Edition” a dude on the sidelines popping painkillers? Is that what’s happening? Is the X-Factor drugs?

CordlessPen
Jan 8, 2004

I told you so...
Pretty sure he's taping the end of a stick.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



CordlessPen posted:

Pretty sure he's taping the end of a stick.

That he'd just untaped to get at the delicious drugs he'd hidden inside :colbert:

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

That's a lot clearer, on the digital storefront it's vignetted really hard to accommodate the title and the stick itself is basically invisible as a result, all you can see is the white cylinder.

Still belongs here regardless because what a totally rear end photo.

CordlessPen
Jan 8, 2004

I told you so...

Captain Hygiene posted:

That he'd just untaped to get at the delicious drugs he'd hidden inside :colbert:

Ah! You know your hockey!

Ryanbomber
Sep 27, 2004


https://twitter.com/Campster/status/1430912369606238214

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
On one hand it's really dumb but on the other forcing some gamers to watch MLK speaking isn't the worst thing in the world.

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Captain Hygiene posted:

That he'd just untaped to get at the delicious drugs he'd hidden inside :colbert:

Who needs drugs when everyone in hockey is addicted to smelling salts

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpqVIRE9dGw

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

On one hand it's really dumb but on the other forcing some gamers to watch MLK speaking isn't the worst thing in the world.

Yeah. I see it as being the cable cutter generator of the PSA episodes of Saturday morning cartoons from back in the day. But I also feel like if there's ever a possibility of that "aim for the head" juxtaposition, it might be the wrong vehicle.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Oh no, Instagram bots have became smarter (by following joining in on a dumb meme).


Meanwhile, on Facebook.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/dcted/status/1431593436004569090?s=21

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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Please tell me the replies are nothing but pig balls? Or peni.

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