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Here's one I came across that is incredibly uncanny valley. There's also some... other stuff that's a bit worrying https://store.steampowered.com/app/1637070/My_New_Memories/ Note: NSFW image on the steam page slideshow  quote:I can't believe I wasted 4 hours of my life on this game. I keep seeing all these reviews about how good the game is and how great the story is and I was thinking who did they pay to get that. Look I like enjoy a game with a good story but this isn't it. its just rambling dialog that doesn't really drive the story even the sex scenes are boring. The few decisions you make don't seem to make any difference in the game, you spend the entire game learning about yourself. I still can't wrap my head around you having these daughters who are supposed to be 18 - 20 years old and they appear to be about 10 in the game. I mean they are half the size of all the other characters I'm guessing that in later releases there is going to be some kind of sex thing and didn't want to get called out for underage girls. There are so many more games that are better then this.
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I'm sorry but that's the reviewer's fault. How can you take one look at the screenshots and go "Nahhh, I don't think there will be any underage content in this game!". Edit: oh god it gets so much worse    
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I feel like they're avoiding the pertinent questions which is if these are grown women despite looking like little girls in every way then why are they basically half as tall as the actual adults? People generally don't grow to double their height after turning 20. Also they 100% look like little girls, except for the sexualizing, womanly clothing...  
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Yeah there is no way in hell those models are meant to be of people over the age of 18. Going to report that poo poo to steam.
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Yeah they’re trying to cover themselves but it seems pretty obvious at a glance what they’re trying to do here; I’ve made my peace with steam becoming a hentai game dumping ground but that’s going a little far imo. Send it back to the darkweb
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Play posted:I feel like they're avoiding the pertinent questions which is if these are grown women despite looking like little girls in every way then why are they basically half as tall as the actual adults? People generally don't grow to double their height after turning 20. Well, you see, Edit: methinks he doth protest too much  It's ok that this character looks 12, she's actually a 1000 year old dragon Also note that even though he states "ALL THE GIRLS ARE OF AGE, IT'S OK," he's STILL not going to "lewd" (read: make a sex scene with) the youngest looking one, Olivia. Maybe just... Don't make her look that young, then? Rotten Red Rod fucked around with this message at 18:44 on Aug 23, 2021 |
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Aug 23, 2021 18:36
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 Between this and the constant stream of gross rear end visual novels I'm increasingly convinced just having a Steam account is going to get me on a watchlist someday.
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Aug 23, 2021 18:56
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Grondoth posted:Kill Hitler: Cool Countdown to Hilter Suicide Simulator being made and becoming a Steam #1
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Radio Paranoia posted:Countdown to Hilter Suicide Simulator being made and becoming a Steam #1 Would kinda be funny actually if it was one of those awkward simulators like that one about dicks or octodad or job simulator or something, you're trying to kill yourself in different ways but finding the controls very challenging, total victory only comes when you completely wreck your poo poo with all ten of the possible methods
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Bionic Commando
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Aug 23, 2021 22:41
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All this talk of killing Hitler and no one brings up Sniper Elite, arguably the best Hitler killing sims on the market. And, like many of the terrible games itt, you can even see his balls!
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OutOfPrint posted:And, like many of the terrible games itt, you can even see his ball!
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Commander Keene posted:Persona 2. What are you talking about, that's not Hitler, that's the Fuhrer.  
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FirstAidKite posted:What are you talking about, that's not Hitler, that's the Fuhrer.
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OutOfPrint posted:All this talk of killing Hitler and no one brings up Sniper Elite, arguably the best Hitler killing sims on the market. They clearly modeled him as having only one testicle for historical accuracy. Did you even play?
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Commander Keene posted:Oh, sorry, my mistake. It must have been the sunglasses that threw me off. It's okay, it happens. You'd think he'd be in Wolfenstein RPG too like other Wolfenstein games but Wolfenstein RPG had this guy. 
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FirstAidKite posted:It's okay, it happens. You'd think he'd be in Wolfenstein RPG too like other Wolfenstein games but Wolfenstein RPG had this guy. Just in awe at that 
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FirstAidKite posted:It's okay, it happens. You'd think he'd be in Wolfenstein RPG too like other Wolfenstein games but Wolfenstein RPG had this guy.
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Aug 24, 2021 07:16
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Nah it's just Howie Mandel in a toupee
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FirstAidKite posted:It's okay, it happens. You'd think he'd be in Wolfenstein RPG too like other Wolfenstein games but Wolfenstein RPG had this guy. The rare honest attempt at a Hitlenin. Also, now that Lodin ate a permaban, how will this thread survive without somebody to unironically stan rape games?  I call "not it."
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Rotten Red Rod posted:Also note that even though he states "ALL THE GIRLS ARE OF AGE, IT'S OK," he's STILL not going to "lewd" (read: make a sex scene with) the youngest looking one, Olivia. Maybe just... Don't make her look that young, then? Looks like they just picked whatever DAZ models they fancied and called it a day. There’s a Discord where the dev is apparently very active in answering questions and discussing development but… lol, I ain’t going there. I can already tell what I’d find. The dev is deliberately coy about the most blatantly underage character, not necessarily because of Steam’s policies (which suck and Valve rarely bothers enforcing) but because they are pulling down OVER 10 THOUSAND DOLLARS A MONTH through Patreon. If they lose that it’s game over.
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kirbysuperstar posted:The first Golgo 13 game on NES ended with you sniping Hitler's brain in a jar Hitman needs to steal this idea. Commander Keene posted:Ah, I see it's Hitler's alternate universe twin, Reltih. You can tell because in that universe, Charlie Chaplain regrets his choice of beard. As opposed to Captain Planet Hitler who the big moustache.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Hitman needs to steal this idea. Well it kind of does with the Hokkaido mission.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Hitman needs to steal this idea. IIRC You already killed blond Hitler in Blood Money, his alias was Henrik Schmutz.
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https://store.steampowered.com/app/1603200/Hitler_On_The_Moon/ Another Hitler/hentai game, this is becoming a proper genre 
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Play posted:Another Hitler/hentai game Genre: Hentler
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Play posted:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1603200/Hitler_On_The_Moon/ giant steps aarree what you take hitler on the moon gonna shoot him in his face hitler on the moon
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ErrEff posted:Looks like they just picked whatever DAZ models they fancied and called it a day. This guy gets 10k/month to shittily pose someone else's 3d models into sex scenes? why dont these patreon nerds give their money to actual porn artists or is the money only because of the lucrative pedophile sector
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RPATDO_LAMD posted:or is the money only because of the lucrative pedophile sector I feel like there's a good thread title in here
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Play posted:https://store.steampowered.com/app/1603200/Hitler_On_The_Moon/ Features of the game - Funny enemies  - Boss Hitler - Varieties of weapons - Girl with big breasts
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ErrEff posted:Looks like they just picked whatever DAZ models they fancied and called it a day. drat the coomers and pedos really have some serious buying power huh Light Gun Man posted:Features of the game Frankly, I've seen worse feature lists
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At least it's not obviously about dating the zombies. e: gently caress you, Steam. 
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Play posted:drat the coomers and pedos really have some serious buying power huh what the gently caress is a coomer
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ultrafilter posted:At least it's not obviously about dating the zombies. Yeah how do you think I found it. Steam's queue algorithm is cursed
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hexwren posted:what the gently caress is a coomer I think it means cum-brained porn-addict.
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i'm the content warning for "male character with large sexual organ" also wow the ui looks extremely left4dead 
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