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Alton Brown was one of the first "DO YOU'RE OWN RESEARCH" cooking celebrities when it comes to food science. He implied he was basing his tutelage on scientific method when he was really just pulling poo poo out of his rear end. At least in the beginning of his career. I stopped paying attention to him when he claimed flambee is only for show and does nothing to the dish (totally wrong), explained about making a box hot smoker by using glue and plywood and did not warn against using any galvanized hardware. gently caress that guy.
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Aug 26, 2021 12:32
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Tip posted:I wasn't sure what this was about so I googled "alton brown bad person" and got the headline "Food Network Host Alton Brown Comes Out as Republican, Makes Tasteless Holocaust Tweets" say what you will, the man understands how to drive a brand.
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Aug 26, 2021 12:35
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PinheadSlim posted:Blow her mind out her tongues rear end in a top hat. Um, what?
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Aug 26, 2021 12:35
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alton brown must have had a late-in-life hard right turn, like christopher hitchens or dennis miller. it's hard to imagine the guy who hosted a cooking show full of sock puppets and dancing pa's in molecule costumes being a maga. it's like if mister wizard joined the proud boys or something.
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Aug 26, 2021 12:39
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Prof. Crocodile posted:alton brown must have had a late-in-life hard right turn, like christopher hitchens or dennis miller. it's hard to imagine the guy who hosted a cooking show full of sock puppets and dancing pa's in molecule costumes being a maga. Beakman is a hydroxychloroquine salesman now this is a lie. Paul Zaloom is a left leaning liberal
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Aug 26, 2021 13:15
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ilovebeersooomuch posted:Um, what? Think of it this way: "Blow her mind out using your tongue and her rear end in a top hat"
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Aug 26, 2021 13:21
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Eat. All. That. rear end.
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Aug 26, 2021 13:21
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Sorry everyone, he had to go (in the trash) He was like the bill nye of cookery in my youth and my family and I used to watch him quite a lot. Seeing him irl was a thrill even. He was on American iron chef for pity’s sake! Much like Ellen degeneres he is a “personality“ I used to admire that I now cannot stand.
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Aug 26, 2021 13:27
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Waterbed Wendy posted:the bill nye of cookery in my youth That's exactly what he was designed to be. A "Why does food work this way" kind of guy, and that's it and it's ok to have enjoyed that.
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Aug 26, 2021 13:56
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Aug 26, 2021 17:18
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MMP sometimes the things you manage to post here make me tremble at the things you DON'T manage to post here, and I worry for you.
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Aug 26, 2021 17:35
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Big Beef City posted:That's exactly what he was designed to be. Thanks, bbc 
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Aug 26, 2021 17:37
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Big Beef City posted:MMP sometimes the things you manage to post here make me tremble at the things you DON'T manage to post here, and I worry for you. I appreciate the concern but I believe you are overthinking it, friend! As the saying goes, sometimes a jpeg is just a jpeg.
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Aug 26, 2021 18:02
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Speaking of 'sometimes a thing is just a thing', another caused me to go down a worm hole of old 'Will Ferrell Is Harry Carey skits' on SNL and, well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTY13Ea314A&t=1s It starts off goofily enough, and then...
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Aug 26, 2021 18:08
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Big Beef City posted:Speaking of 'sometimes a thing is just a thing', another caused me to go down a worm hole of old 'Will Ferrell Is Harry Carey skits' on SNL and, well Yikes
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Aug 26, 2021 18:40
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I've come to realize that pretty much anytime you rewatch stuff from the 90's (especially comedy material), there's gonna be some things are a big yikes by today's standards but would hardly raise an eyebrow at the time. It's crazy how fast and far we've come on this stuff.
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Aug 26, 2021 19:22
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"Here is a physical catalog of scalps I've collected and want to sell you because the government won't buy them anymore" that falls flat as a joke on a national comedy program seems like it should might have been a bigger 'yikes' even at the time. I'm old enough to have known better while watching that at the time as a young teenager and even then it'd been more than an 'eeesh' moment I dunno what they were going for there. I'm not trying to argue with you or anything, so please don't think that. just basically repeating that that was outrageous.
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Aug 26, 2021 20:48
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Big Beef City posted:I'm not trying to argue with you or anything, so please don't think that. just basically repeating that that was outrageous. lol Beef I love how you're known for being so aggro everywhere else but you are so polite in here! Truly The 1000 Page Thread is a place of friends.
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Aug 26, 2021 21:28
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Meme Poker Party posted:lol Beef I love how you're known for being so aggro everywhere else but you are so polite in here! gently caress you.
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Aug 26, 2021 21:31
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I kid, I kid.
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Aug 26, 2021 21:32
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His new av has really mellowed him out
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Aug 26, 2021 21:34
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Zil posted:gently caress you. Is that an offer, or a threat? I realize you are just goofing around.
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Aug 26, 2021 21:35
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I love BBC
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Aug 26, 2021 21:42
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i love his wimpy little noodle arms and the distinct taintly smell of his breath
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Aug 26, 2021 21:44
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Zil posted:gently caress you. 
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Aug 26, 2021 21:45
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i lobr yhe squishing sound it makes when he walks by. i love the way the sun catches the blueberry tint off his colloidal silver-ridden skin. i love each and every termite that infests his various peg limbs
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Aug 26, 2021 21:47
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I love BBC
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Aug 26, 2021 21:54
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I am also the age of empires 2 GBS champion guys can I get some accolades ???
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Aug 26, 2021 21:55
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Derpies posted:I am also the age of empires 2 GBS champion guys can I get some accolades ??? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tBqdKGiqnI&t=5s
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Aug 26, 2021 22:03
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:I love BBC You must be one of these PAWGs I’ve been hearing about.
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Aug 26, 2021 22:54
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Derpies posted:I am also the age of empires 2 GBS champion guys can I get some accolades ??? 
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Aug 26, 2021 23:16
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Derpies posted:I am also the age of empires 2 GBS champion guys can I get some accolades ??? :woot:
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Aug 26, 2021 23:35
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hey
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Aug 27, 2021 00:39
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what movie shall we watch tonight?
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Aug 27, 2021 00:39
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southland tales was last friday and it kicked rear end, it's so 2021 it's ridiculous
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Aug 27, 2021 00:40
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so far barbarella is on the table, giv e me some options 1kpt i love you don't let me down please (it's ok if you do tho it's that kind of love)
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Aug 27, 2021 00:41
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Blue Ruin
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Aug 27, 2021 00:57
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beautiful
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Aug 27, 2021 02:08
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AKZ posted:Blue Ruin that looks really good! maybe mandy too? is that a good film?
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Aug 27, 2021 03:22
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I watched the green knight recently and really enjoyed it now I'm considering watching these old medieval fantasies: Conquest Dragonslayer Excalibur
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Aug 27, 2021 03:31
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