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DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






Full morgues and empty pantries - where most people see two problems, I (an entrepreneur and visionary) see a supply and a demand :smug:

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Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
Lmao what's gonna happen when the federal unemployment benefit ends?

razorscooter
Nov 5, 2008


Ruggan posted:

only fans?


Shitpostradomus posted:

Show yr titers.

Stereotype
Apr 24, 2010

College Slice

but it's okay, because the governor man said "SEND IN MORE MORGUES"

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

https://twitter.com/JohnFugelsang/status/1430188284752318468?s=20
???

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

Zisky posted:

Lmao what's gonna happen when the federal unemployment benefit ends?

for me personally, probably an MLM lol

McNugget Buddy
Aug 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Zisky posted:

Lmao what's gonna happen when the federal unemployment benefit ends?

People will rush back to in-person jobs among record-breaking cases and deaths

Any minute now

Here they come

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





death sentenis

ram dass in hell
Dec 29, 2019



:420::toot::420:

I want heard immunity because i can't take hearing any more o this shite

Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V



A local zoo uses roadkill to feed some of their carnivores. They should just chop 'em up and donate the meat chunks to the gator farms. Alternatively the ocean is right there, put them on a raft and set it alight.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


lol it’s only August

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

McNugget Buddy posted:

I wonder when Moderna is going to drop some titer data on their booster dose

moderna's gonna come in last minute and post some insane numbers and drop the mic like obama did, which will be epic, and for the win.

McNugget Buddy
Aug 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

TIL the most handsomest VJ on VH1 25 years ago is a shitlib

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

https://twitter.com/allyrand1/status/1430198379192201217?s=19

ÀAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Covok posted:

Why Florida? Do they really need to slurp the cum of Mickey Mouse that badly?

Disney fans are a death cult who's decision making processes are indistinguishable from people who've had lobotomies. every sing one of them need to be locked up in an asylum for their own protection

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

euphronius posted:

lol it’s only August

covid ended in july as biden promised, america is back

its about to be a hot vaxx summer

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010


libs LOVE talking about the hypothetical hillary response because it's entirely fictional and made up in their head so it can be as perfect as they imagine

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/annamerlan/status/1430989399651545093

elaboration
Feb 21, 2020

i cant figure out what theyre even going for here

ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

WampaLord posted:

libs LOVE talking about the hypothetical hillary response because it's entirely fictional and made up in their head so it can be as perfect as they imagine

what would have really kept these chuds in line is hillary giving the orders... or a black lady. yep

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

euphronius posted:

lol it’s only August

just another flu




season that lasts all year

TotalHell
Feb 22, 2005

Roman Reigns fights CM Punk in fantasy warld. Lotsa violins, so littl kids cant red it.


really stoked for FL’s death numbers to rocket into the stratosphere over the next two weeks

McNugget Buddy
Aug 14, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Judge Dredd Scott posted:

i cant figure out what theyre even going for here

maybe because she got all the Georgians registered to vote

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

Zisky posted:

Lmao what's gonna happen when the federal unemployment benefit ends?

yea i work for CA ui branch and every day its just calls asking that question

the answer is literally dwi
the entire state gov is acting like covid is over

meanwhile my skeleton-crewed report office has been shut down 3 times in the last 4 weeks due to a worker there testing positive

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
is this the covid thread or the succ zone

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
it's fun looking back to late April when India was literally on fire thinking "ah so this is what's gonna happen to the US in a few months"

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


TotalHell posted:

really stoked for FL’s death numbers to rocket into the stratosphere over the next two weeks

they'll just keep doing the same thing--suppressing the numbers and then releasing big dumps of backdated corrections so no single day looks that bad when it's first reported

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

why are red states reporting anything at all

Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V


SpaceX says 'quit hogging all the oxygen, we need that to send more poo poo into space!'

https://twitter.com/Reweth/status/1430984275445223426?s=20

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Ammanas posted:

yea i work for CA ui branch and every day its just calls asking that question

the answer is literally dwi
the entire state gov is acting like covid is over

meanwhile my skeleton-crewed report office has been shut down 3 times in the last 4 weeks due to a worker there testing positive

Are you the guy I complain to about missing disbursements?

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Der Meister posted:

why are red states reporting anything at all

ah, the governor of Nebraska posts here

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Lacrosse posted:

SpaceX says 'quit hogging all the oxygen, we need that to send more poo poo into space!'

https://twitter.com/Reweth/status/1430984275445223426?s=20

can’t wait for Elon to head to space in a rocket filled with home brew lox

Peter Daou Zen
Apr 6, 2021

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ammanas posted:

yea i work for CA ui branch and every day its just calls asking that question

the answer is literally dwi
the entire state gov is acting like covid is over

meanwhile my skeleton-crewed report office has been shut down 3 times in the last 4 weeks due to a worker there testing positive

are you saying the answer is drive while intoxicated or deal with it

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Tzen posted:

Neither Lisa nor Ron had been vaccinated. After going through this, Lisa plans to have the shot.

lol of course

There has to be a term for this poo poo wherein a thing isn't real unless it happens directly to them.

nexous
Jan 14, 2003

I just want to be pure

Peter Daou Zen posted:

are you saying the answer is drive while intoxicated or deal with it

both of those are dealing with it. free room and board in jail

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





they are sending refrigerated boxcars

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

There has to be a term for this poo poo wherein a thing isn't real unless it happens directly to them.

LionArcher
Mar 29, 2010


Zisky posted:

Lmao what's gonna happen when the federal unemployment benefit ends?

they basically already have. Even the friends I know who have been clever about it couldn’t get August because Oregon started requiring you to apply for poo poo jobs again and they refused.

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sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate

Impkins Patootie posted:

they are sending refrigerated boxcars

no I need them for our cargo

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