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Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1431023309534244868

conservatives are getting better at comedy and it's making the left nervous

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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Qurnah posted:

his schtick became stale a while back imho

he should use this time to write some new material

he's been doing it for 2 or 3 years now. should forum ban him so a whiny QCS thread gets started and more people show up to "well, actually it's ephebophelia" and get banned

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

tacodaemon posted:

nooooooo don't throw me back in that briar patch




slippery slope argument lamo

Jesus that is pathetic even for them

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





i feel attacked and also i cant stop laughing

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Filthy Hans posted:

Breyer will die early '24, Trump will replace him in '25 with Supreme Court Justice Raphael "Ted" Cruz

I honestly don't know that Cruz has much left in the tank
he seems poised to die on a toilet in the next 5 years

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Lastgirl posted:

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1431023309534244868

conservatives are getting better at comedy and it's making the left nervous

Stop being horny ben

Chard
Aug 24, 2010





death lol

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

Lastgirl posted:

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1431023309534244868

conservatives are getting better at comedy and it's making the left nervous

Oh man I could go for a burger
I've given up red meat but impossible burgers or a nice veggie burger are still fine

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

I honestly don't know that Cruz has much left in the tank
he seems poised to die on a toilet in the next 5 years

also everyone in the Senate hates him and would never confirm him

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Lastgirl posted:

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1431023309534244868

conservatives are getting better at comedy and it's making the left nervous

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1430884196604600321?s=20

they knew what they signed up for

Zokari
Jul 23, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

nooooooo don't throw me back in that briar patch




holy poo poo can you imagine what a nightmare world we'd be living in if this was true?

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Zokari posted:

holy poo poo can you imagine what a nightmare world we'd be living in if this was true?

:thunk:

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

both sides

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
Lol

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Oh man I could go for a burger
I've given up red meat but impossible burgers or a nice veggie burger are still fine

Chipotle black bean burgs from Costco own

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
trump thinks they are “ISIS - X” lmao

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
homer simpason, famous for his love of donuts bacon ham porkchops 64 slices of american cheese khlav khalash hamburgers

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
Ben Shapiro seems to think American Weakness tastes like Hamburger??

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
isis-x lmao I’m dying

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

tacodaemon posted:

nooooooo don't throw me back in that briar patch




Lol

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
https://mobile.twitter.com/Acyn/status/1431067492206530568

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Lastgirl posted:

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1431023309534244868

conservatives are getting better at comedy and it's making the left nervous

Homer doesn't really drool over hamburgers.

Donuts would have been a more apt comparison.

Ben Shapiro is an embarrassment to millennials.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

cumshitter posted:

he ends hte letter by quoting an entire page of treasure isladn but makes it unreadable by leaving it in paragraph form

lmao what in the world

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





i can't see

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Lastgirl posted:

https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1431023309534244868

conservatives are getting better at comedy and it's making the left nervous

aww he learned similes

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003



With the current state of American labor, truckers can't afford to put their pregnant wives in a dress like that solely on a trucking salary

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
trump: “so now they have a new ISIS called ISIS-X”

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/BadFoxGraphics/status/1431063718138466314

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


and they've teamed up with Chynah, Triple H, and sleepy Rick Rude

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

I hope China wins

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





but it's a hot night

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

what tragedy !!!

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

he wasn't wearing glasses and couldn't tell the k from an x

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

With the current state of American labor, truckers can't afford to put their pregnant wives in a dress like that solely on a trucking salary

duh, you work nights loving

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
the new k variant of ISIS is fuckin brutal

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

Plinkey posted:

he wasn't wearing glasses and couldn't tell the k from an x

I think it just sounds better in his smooth brain, and tbh, he’s correct

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

The x games of terrorists

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



That should be good for 3 to 4 people, or 1 girl drink drunk

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Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010

I'm getting word that ISIS has found a new level beyond that of ISIS called ISIS X, their true form
we are no match

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