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PhantomOfTheCopier
Aug 13, 2008

Pikabooze!
How does a capybara cause an automobile accident? (I swear it's like the start of a bad joke.) I guess people just slam on the brakes so they can pet capybarae?

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Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
The headline and picture match so perfectly well. I can't stop laughing at the look on that capybara's face; she knows is exactly what she's doing, and is challenging anyone to dare to try and stop her.

Barry Bluejeans
Feb 2, 2017

ATTENTHUN THITIZENTH

capys really are the chillest animal

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
How are fish doing all that damage?

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

only way I can imagine a capybara biting a dog is fighting back if a dog attacked it

https://twitter.com/Sato56827184/status/1422851248504532993
https://twitter.com/englandhill_zoo/status/1425394679894319104
https://twitter.com/kawaii_zooland/status/1424294439032217600

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Baron von Eevl posted:

How are fish doing all that damage?

Yeah it seems transubstantial

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Maybe the capybaras are just nibbling on the dogs to see what they are, the way toddlers explore the world by shoving everything in their mouths.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Ah, that explains

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Antigravitas posted:

Ah, that explains


Yeah have been seeing a few comrade capybara memes popping up. Makes more sense now.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

More carpinchos memes (in spanish)

https://www.milenio.com/internacional/latinoamerica/argentina-carpinchos-invaden-exclusivo-barrio-aires

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

PhantomOfTheCopier posted:

How does a capybara cause an automobile accident? (I swear it's like the start of a bad joke.) I guess people just slam on the brakes so they can pet capybarae?

Same way deer do, presumably. "AAAAH there's an animal in the road" *swerves into tree*

goldenninjawarrior
Jul 21, 2017

Ninja is supreme and you have double-crossed it!
Why did you do that?
Grimey Drawer
Maybe capybaras are just bad drivers.

Such Fun
May 6, 2013
 

I choose to read ‘infiltrated’ as capybaras living among rich Argentinians, perfectly disguised and undetected, ready to strike

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Such Fun posted:

I choose to read ‘infiltrated’ as capybaras living among rich Argentinians, perfectly disguised and undetected, ready to strike

"Carlos, we simply must have you over for dinner again soon! It's been an age! And this new look of yours, I like!"
"Oh, it's nothing. Just a new tailor."
"No no, don't be so modest! This whole giant, snub-nosed-rodent thing you've got going is really working for you!"

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
My, what big teeth you have, Carlos.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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My understanding is wealthy Argentines are a lot more likely to be named Karl than Carlos.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I'm not an expert on Argentina, but that doesn't seem right. German-Argentines are presumably represented among all social classes, and they've been there for so long that I'd wager a lot more of them are called Carlos than Karl.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Phlegmish posted:

I'm not an expert on Argentina, but that doesn't seem right. German-Argentines are presumably represented among all social classes, and they've been there for so long that I'd wager a lot more of them are called Carlos than Karl.

Karlos. There, now everyone can be happy.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

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German-Argentines being represented among all social classes doesn't mean that they aren't also over-represented in the Argentine aristocracy.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



The Daily Mail living its best life

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I don't like the looks of Deez Nuts, was a medical official consulted?

Turpitude II
Nov 10, 2014

By popular demand posted:

I don't like the looks of Deez Nuts, was a medical official consulted?

sorry, just to clarify

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


:lol:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Fossil Insect Hid By Carrying a Basket of Trash

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




:same:

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
It evolved into that trash lady from Labyrinth.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/wsbtv/status/1430790162326376453

Lady Disdain
Jan 14, 2013


are you yet living?
Oh, poo poo, they did it on purpose ? Nice.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/guardianweekend/status/1428644236384083969

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Hell, I've watched enough Three Stooges to have predicted that outcome

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

That’s loving adorable :3:

I want to hear the audio or read the texts where they coordinate their outfits

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/guardiannews/status/1430890245268992003

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Look sometimes snakes are just lonely

thepopmonster
Feb 18, 2014



There's nae rule in the book that says that a wee dug canna play football, ye ken.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/PlayStation/status/1430893176953327619

https://twitter.com/Campster/status/1430910664223072258

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

https://twitter.com/Campster/status/1430912369606238214?s=20

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/ap_oddities/status/1431296718533009421?s=21

Redczar
Nov 9, 2011

https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1431109492679319553?s=21

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




hopefully they threw it out in the woods

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