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Android Apocalypse posted:IIRC that was the whole premise of Logan. Yes and no. Due to time fuckery Old Man Logan has appeared in mainstream Marvel continuity during a recent period where the original Logan was dead and X-23 had rebranded as the new Wolverine. So it's possible to both have a 60 year old Jackman play the part and respect the X-Men movie continuity.
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There's no way Jackman is coming back to do Old Man Logan again. He was extremely satisfied with how Logan ended up and he's not gonna risk ruining it. And he's still getting regular work as a leading man so I can't imagine he'll be desperate for money any time soon.
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If Reynolds couldn't get him to play Logan by throwing bags of money at him, I doubt anyone else can. The studio would have went apeshit and agreed to pretty much anything if he said "I'll wear the claws again" because it's the equivalent of a money printing machine.
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I thought their justification for how the memories were in third person was kind of stupid.
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In Superman II from 1980 Superman gives up his powers to be with Lois but it is never actually explained or motivated. It makes absolutely no sense what so ever, his space computer mom just says "If you're gonna be with a mortal you gotta be mortal" and completely ignoring the fact that she fell in love with Superman as well as Clark Kent he just ditches who he was because some hologram tells him to, no questions asked.
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muscles like this! posted:I thought their justification for how the memories were in third person was kind of stupid. Yeah, Strange Days did it better as it was all 1st person (which made a lot more sense). There was that pretty cool moment where Mae sends a message to Nick by "talking" to him via Cyrus. Man with Hat posted:In Superman II from 1980 Superman gives up his powers to be with Lois but it is never actually explained or motivated. It makes absolutely no sense what so ever, his space computer mom just says "If you're gonna be with a mortal you gotta be mortal" and completely ignoring the fact that she fell in love with Superman as well as Clark Kent he just ditches who he was because some hologram tells him to, no questions asked. Superman would've literally blown out Lois' back walls if they boned. Never underestimate the stupid poo poo people do when they're horny, even Kryptonians.
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She could have pegged him.
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OwlFancier posted:She could have pegged him. What would the dildo need to be made of for when his super sphincter bears down? Because if he is constantly sheering those off inside himself, that would defeat any flared base.
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jjack229 posted:What would the dildo need to be made of for when his super sphincter bears down? Because if he is constantly sheering those off inside himself, that would defeat any flared base. Kryptonite.
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Surely it doesn't matter, since he can poop with strength enough to fire that thing back out again like a harpoon.
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Clark def needs some Kryptonian muscle relaxers, lest his Starro The Conqueror will be clenched up so tight nothing would get thru.
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Android Apocalypse posted:
http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html
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Van Helsing would be a lot more fun if Hugh Jackman was interested in the role even a little.
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Android Apocalypse posted:Wolverine wasn't in X-Men: Apocalypse either. He was in that in his weapon x gear
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Man with Hat posted:In Superman II from 1980 Superman gives up his powers to be with Lois but it is never actually explained or motivated. It makes absolutely no sense what so ever, his space computer mom just says "If you're gonna be with a mortal you gotta be mortal" and completely ignoring the fact that she fell in love with Superman as well as Clark Kent he just ditches who he was because some hologram tells him to, no questions asked. To be fair, that depiction of the character is iirc mostly based on Silver Age Superman, for whom there was never any plot device too contrived, and his secret identity was sacrosanct to completely ridiculous degrees like the point where Superman keeps it secret from her while they're married (in 'imaginary stories', that is).
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Something else that annoyed me about Reminisence is how a big part of the setting is that climate change caused the oceans to rise and how the daytime is too hot in Miami so everybody does stuff at night but this isn't reflected in the clothing at all. Nobody dresses like it is hot out, in fact Hugh Jackman spends like the entire movie in a suit.
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muscles like this! posted:Something else that annoyed me about Reminisence is how a big part of the setting is that climate change caused the oceans to rise and how the daytime is too hot in Miami so everybody does stuff at night but this isn't reflected in the clothing at all. Nobody dresses like it is hot out, in fact Hugh Jackman spends like the entire movie in a suit. I figured Jackman's character Nick just got used to the heat. Or it was set during the winter. The power move would've been to have him wear a linen suit.
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muscles like this! posted:Something else that annoyed me about Reminisence is how a big part of the setting is that climate change caused the oceans to rise and how the daytime is too hot in Miami so everybody does stuff at night but this isn't reflected in the clothing at all. Nobody dresses like it is hot out, in fact Hugh Jackman spends like the entire movie in a suit. Everyone needed to be sweaty
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Knock Knock: Keanu Reeves' character is raped and the footage is spread on social medias. Which is played for laughs.
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What kind of loving joke was that?
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Pope Corky the IX posted:What kind of loving joke was that? He tries to delete the footage and accidentally hit the like button instead
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You're terrible at knock-knock jokes.
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I think people are a bit too closed-minded when they meet Pinhead and the cenobite crew. It is a bit of a hard sell, but they aren't unfriendly really, they genuinely want to show you the sights that they enjoy. Maybe give them and their lifestyle a chance before freaking out and screaming.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I think people are a bit too closed-minded when they meet Pinhead and the cenobite crew. It is a bit of a hard sell, but they aren't unfriendly really, they genuinely want to show you the sights that they enjoy. Maybe give them and their lifestyle a chance before freaking out and screaming. Yeah they can come on a bit strong but they're just very passionate.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I think people are a bit too closed-minded when they meet Pinhead and the cenobite crew. It is a bit of a hard sell, but they aren't unfriendly really, they genuinely want to show you the sights that they enjoy. Maybe give them and their lifestyle a chance before freaking out and screaming. 
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Everyone who joins them seems to want to recruit others. Can't be that bad!
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Armacham posted:Everyone who joins them seems to want to recruit others. Can't be that bad! nah every ARG is like that, lots of super excited participants but it always ends up the same way- solving boring puzzles and being a big pain
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Tunicate posted:nah every ARG is like that, lots of super excited participants but it always ends up the same way- solving boring puzzles and being a big pain It's more of an AAAARRGG, but I get your point.
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Jedit posted:It's more of an AAAARRGG, but I get your point. jesus wept
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Memento posted:jesus wept I appreciate this reference.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:I think people are a bit too closed-minded when they meet Pinhead and the cenobite crew. It is a bit of a hard sell, but they aren't unfriendly really, they genuinely want to show you the sights that they enjoy. Maybe give them and their lifestyle a chance before freaking out and screaming. Yeah I'm sure in 50 years we will look back at how close-minded we were and this exact post will appear in the "Media that hasn't aged well" thread.
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HopperUK posted:Surely it doesn't matter, since he can poop with strength enough to fire that thing back out again like a harpoon.
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There are actual people running for US political office in 2022 who are openly worse than any cenobite.
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The movie Debug is a pretty ho-hum and predicable sci-fi “thriller” about a rogue AI iiiinnnn spaaaaaaaaace. The IMM comes from the AI accidentally killing itself by ramming a manipulator arm into its core while killing a passenger. Has this ultra-smart and overtly murderous AI unable to figure out ”gee, if I stick this sharp thing into my own heart, maybe that’ll end poorly for me.” The film would have been a forgettable watch-it-on-my-lunch-break flick but for that stupid, stupid deus ex machina.
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I love pretty much any movie where there's humans against some Wild Dangerous Animal and the entire plot could have been avoided if the loving people hadn't gone into the haunted woods/maze in the center of the forest/loving beach called Shark Attack Cove. Always ends with the animals dead and the humans, usually down by half, celebrate their survival. Next time stay out of the loving woods/beach!
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FreshFeesh posted:The movie Debug is a pretty ho-hum and predicable sci-fi “thriller” about a rogue AI iiiinnnn spaaaaaaaaace. It’s just the robot version of when someone tries to cut an avocado and slices their hand wide open. Look at it that way.
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I could totally believe an evil supercomputer with a total blindness to it's own spacial existence. It would be aware of where its claws or blades or whatever the gently caress it's attacking with are, but that's it.
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I've never understood how anyone is dumb enough to cut an avocado while holding it. Lay it down on a cutting board or at least a counter or something and go to town. Stabbing directly towards something you're holding in the palm of your hand us a recipe for asymmetrical amateur stigmata.
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I mean you do one long cut across the poles, twist the two halves apart, do the badass knife in the pit trick and then you put the dang knife down 'cause it's spoon time.
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I just tear apart the avocado at a molecular level using my psychic abilities, works every time.
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