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Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?



If your wood has discharge like that, see a doctor.

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DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Marcade posted:

If your wood has discharge like that, see a doctor.

My wife has never been in the presence of such wet rear end pine, and is better for it!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




can I get that accompanied by serge gainsbourg or Barry white? Tia

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Taken from the meme thread:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Makes me wonder about the exhaust port.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

MrUnderbridge posted:

Does it likpa?

It likpates.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



fartknocker posted:

Taken from the meme thread:

There are laws that have to be followed when concrete evidence of Cupid butts appears

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


let Jesus enter you

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
when you see only one set of footprints, it was then that I wheelbarrowed you

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I can never find the zipper on these things

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Zil posted:

Makes me wonder about the exhaust port.

It's a small thermal exhaust port, right below the main port.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.

The little man in the Coach.

AlmightyBob
Sep 8, 2003

https://twitter.com/schrodingerskit/status/1431216249489526784?s=21

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

bike tory posted:

let Jesus enter you

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Nah that was a mistake long before he pulled his sleeve down

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
XXX-Wing

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Giant Vibrator Used for Medical Research

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUKpCYqXy5k

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Buttchocks posted:

Giant Vibrator Used for Medical Research

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUKpCYqXy5k

Someone's having fun.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



drat I picked the wrong career

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



Is that a tart?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Zil posted:

Is that a tart?

Oh it is tart alright

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zil posted:

Is that a tart?

i mean




but the real answer if you don't know is this:


Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Man, I wish they still had the "I'd hit it" slogan.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I'm a dollar menu pie

DandyLion
Jun 24, 2010
disrespectul Deciever

Milo and POTUS posted:

I'm a dollar menu pie

There are only a few places you can get 1$ cream pies, and you aren't going to like any of them....

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

Now, now. Don't judge. They might just like it.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ikZVUPX.gifv

:stare:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


That's for cutting hard boiled eggs. I've literally seen them in the workplace.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

bike tory posted:

That's for cutting hard boiled eggs. I've literally seen them in the workplace.

It's way too small for that.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Circumcision / calamari knife

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



It makes me wonder how I would cook dick chips, deep fried and crispy or sautéed with garlic

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

bike tory posted:

That's for cutting hard boiled eggs. I've literally seen them in the workplace.

banana slicer


https://smile.amazon.com/dp/B01CVGAQ18/

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Butthole-in-one

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DPM
Feb 23, 2015

TAKE ME HOME
I'LL CHECK YA BUM FOR GRUBS

Well, the lord giveth, the lord taketh.

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