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uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

stump collector posted:

Alright I got boosted up at Walmart. The guy at cvs gave me poo poo

when you want someone who doesn't give a poo poo, there's always Walmart.

in other news hahahahahahahaahahahaha

https://twitter.com/EricClapton/status/1431243455133405185?s=20

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Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Salt Fish posted:

Filled out a 100% honest form at CVS and got my booster.

3/22
4/19
8/27

Go get em

Tried this at lunch and they said I couldn't have one within 8 months of the last one. Lol this chud county will absolutely not take those vaccines so they'll just be thrown in the trash.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

uber_stoat posted:

when you want someone who doesn't give a poo poo, there's always Walmart.

in other news hahahahahahahaahahahaha

https://twitter.com/EricClapton/status/1431243455133405185?s=20

In comrade Xi's world people like this get the special apartment welding treatment.

Thesaurus
Oct 3, 2004


stump collector posted:

Alright I got boosted up at Walmart. The guy at cvs gave me poo poo

Goongrats

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Chamale posted:

Never has been. 15th century Europeans would boil people in big pots to make a vaseline-like ointment from human lard. They were very offended by the Aztecs because sacrificing someone to a god is paganism, killing a useless person for vaseline is just resourcefulness.

From the late 19th century, human fat was produced and offered under the trade name Humanol as a sterile, liquified preparation for injections in Germany.


:stonkhat:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_fat

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I think I’ve crack pinged more this week than any other

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Thunder God Biden posted:

This was the opening sentence of the email from my kid's highschool today:



lmao

cr0y
Mar 24, 2005



Alright you dopes if you want the third you can't just be like "can I have it?". You have to lie in some way to give the shot-giver plausible deniability as the 3rd shots aren't open for everyone.

Ruggan
Feb 20, 2007
WHAT THAT SMELL LIKE?!



lmao

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

euphronius posted:

I think I’ve crack pinged more this week than any other

the roller coaster is still going up

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



uber_stoat posted:

when you want someone who doesn't give a poo poo, there's always Walmart.

in other news hahahahahahahaahahahaha

https://twitter.com/EricClapton/status/1431243455133405185?s=20

Lol how's your kid clapon

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

cr0y posted:

Alright you dopes if you want the third you can't just be like "can I have it?". You have to lie in some way to give the shot-giver plausible deniability as the 3rd shots aren't open for everyone.

Yeah saying it's the first shot is the most full proof approach, even more if you went to a different place.

I'm pretty sure places like Walgreens or CVS don't share customer records.

Kassad
Nov 12, 2005

It's about time.

Chamale posted:

Never has been. 15th century Europeans would boil people in big pots to make a vaseline-like ointment from human lard. They were very offended by the Aztecs because sacrificing someone to a god is paganism, killing a useless person for vaseline is just resourcefulness.

Did they? I thought it was "just" European aristocrats getting a higher body count in wars and so on.

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/MarquardtA/status/1431340074432598017

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
AFP cut through the uncertainty and just posted up this instead:
https://twitter.com/AFP/status/1431343224615055364

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009


the only conclusion I can draw from this is that it originated in the USA

Mokelumne Trekka
Nov 22, 2015

Soon.

lol hundreds dozens of kids are going to die each day but 13 soldiers dying in Afghanistan will get 99% of attention for years

edit: putting in a less sensational figure

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

so USA origin confirmed :911: o7

Kunabomber
Oct 1, 2002


Pillbug

Kassad posted:

Did they? I thought it was "just" European aristocrats getting a higher body count in wars and so on.

lol we still harvest human bodies for parts like ligaments and dental grafts, one of the biggest exporters of cadavers is kingston jamaica

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat
huh.

Texas travel nurse bounty is $10K/week

but you’re gonna be working 72 hour weeks

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/6996700080812215557

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
lol slack message from one of my fellow leadership co-workers who lives in Utah:

"got a call from the school and need to pick up my kid, I'll be back"
"(her teacher tested positive for Covid last week, so it's been an eventful time in that class)"

just lmao at everything

papersack
Jul 27, 2003

uber_stoat posted:

when you want someone who doesn't give a poo poo, there's always Walmart.

in other news hahahahahahahaahahahaha

https://twitter.com/EricClapton/status/1431243455133405185?s=20

Clapton's music sucks rear end when he can't steal it. That song is terrible up and down. Beat, style, lyrics. Surprised his voice still sounds that good for being so old.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

euphronius posted:

so USA origin confirmed :911: o7

Naw, they're still blaming China

https://twitter.com/MarquardtA/status/1431341830633893891

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

WampaLord posted:

watching this and cackling like a madman

someone just needs to put biden's head on theoden and a bunch of coronaviruses over the rohan

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

the CIA is obviously the one agency who would say lab-leak is even moderately possible

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1431345705554165762

did those hospitals that were gonna run out of oxygen in 48 hours ever get more oxygen?

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





etalian posted:

In comrade Xi's world people like this get the special apartment welding treatment.

its a little late

Sudden Loud Noise
Feb 18, 2007

King County delaying their daily COVID numbers because they are too busy celebrating COVID being over.

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

someone just needs to put biden's head on theoden and a bunch of coronaviruses over the rohan

you know, i just realized, with all of those horses, they must have needed to keep some delicious apple paste on set

:horsedrugs:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

mod sassinator posted:

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1431345705554165762

did those hospitals that were gonna run out of oxygen in 48 hours ever get more oxygen?

ur just jealous that we have a treatment now lib

i may be making GBS threads myself but i'm covid free

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

WampaLord posted:

you know, i just realized, with all of those horses, they must have needed to keep some delicious apple paste on set

:horsedrugs:

the country is falling apart, people are piling up in morgues and the chuds are making GBS threads themselves to death with :horsedrugs:

and I thought 2020 was insane

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
lmao georgia throwing down 11k cases on worldometer too

gonna be a big case day today folks. maybe we crack 200k on a non-backlog day

fosborb
Dec 15, 2006



Chronic Good Poster

Schnorkles posted:

the country is falling apart, people are piling up in morgues and the chuds are making GBS threads themselves to death with :horsedrugs:

and I thought 2020 was insane

it rules. im buying gin

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



mod sassinator posted:

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1431345705554165762

did those hospitals that were gonna run out of oxygen in 48 hours ever get more oxygen?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vx7-4j_TMx8

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Schnorkles posted:

the country is falling apart, people are piling up in morgues and the chuds are making GBS threads themselves to death with :horsedrugs:

and I thought 2020 was insane

if they take enough apple flavor horse paste since it is a neurotoxin to get both the pants making GBS threads and blindness.

Imagine the smell!

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
This Has Got To Stop (My Kid)

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
oh and Matthew Yglesias is suggesting on twitter that people should take an SSRI to treat their covid

WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Schnorkles posted:

the country is falling apart, people are piling up in morgues and the chuds are making GBS threads themselves to death with :horsedrugs:

and I thought 2020 was insane

*raises up sword*

DEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rauros
Aug 25, 2004

wanna go grub thumping?

mod sassinator posted:

https://twitter.com/BNODesk/status/1431345705554165762

did those hospitals that were gonna run out of oxygen in 48 hours ever get more oxygen?

ha, remember desantis last week saying, it's cool guys, cases are coming down

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