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Well, that’s Tony Abbott’s Christmas gift taken care of.
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Aug 27, 2021 18:34
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I'll be honest, this made me think about replacing caramelized onions on a dish with cooked apples.
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Aug 27, 2021 18:46
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Caramelized (aka cooked in butter and a bit of sugar) apples are fabulous with pork roast.
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Aug 27, 2021 19:10
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That is also not what caramelizing is. There's no sugar involved
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flavor.flv posted:That is also not what caramelizing is. There's no sugar involved My man am I gonna blow your mind. When you caramelize onions the sugar in the onions caramelizes, which is why it is called caramelized onion. What did you think it meant?
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flavor.flv posted:That is also not what caramelizing is. There's no sugar involved 
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flavor.flv posted:That is also not what caramelizing is. There's no sugar involved Tell it to the fricking caramel I made in the pan before adding the apples.
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Aug 27, 2021 19:23
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Fine, you sick freaks can pour sugar over your pan of diced onions all you want but I'll have none of it
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flavor.flv posted:That is also not what caramelizing is. There's no sugar involved Didn't someone just post a Tumblr screenshot about you?
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Onions already have sugars in them, that's the sugar involved when you caramelize onions
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Knormal posted:I thought it was when things evolved to look like crabs?
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Aug 27, 2021 20:24
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They meant no added sugar.
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sassassin posted:"Using the rhythms of comedy with no punchline" is that guys whole routine. I thought it was just me who thought this. He seems like a good dude and his videos are well-produced but somehow he always finds a way to thread the needle between any actual jokes.
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Lmao Reposting this in the meme thread
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Skwirl posted:They meant no added sugar. It's the same word. If you added sugar you would be incredibly wrong, but you would still be making caramelized whatever.
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Jesus christ, y'all saw this bit on futurama https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hou0lU8WMgo and didn't realize it was a joke.
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FFT posted:You're thinking of catheterization. I loved her in Mask of Zorro
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Lunatic Sledge posted:I loved her in Mask of Zorro 
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I share the rage in this thread. https://twitter.com/monkeyspawgames/status/1430913702346297348
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Blessed.
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"Ahh, Ashen One. The days of kindling are long past, and the kingdom of Althrec grows cold. Find the first Bonfire, and cast souls forth to fuel the sacred flame"
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That was a signed, first edition of Debbie does Dallas!
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Quote from the judge to the parents: "Leave him alone, he's Werking hard".
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SimonChris posted:https://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/2021/08/how-much-was-sons-porn-collection-worth-that-parents-destroyed-judge-decides-value.html Geology. It’s just a lonely field
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BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:Geology. It’s just a lonely field Gotta get your rocks off somehow
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SimonChris posted:https://www.mlive.com/news/muskegon/2021/08/how-much-was-sons-porn-collection-worth-that-parents-destroyed-judge-decides-value.html I'm astonished you can get a PhD in Pornography Finance
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