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Who is the Ace of Choco Pro?
Akki
Mei-chan
Sakura-san
Anton
Chris Brookes until literally anyone on this show beats him
Yunamon
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forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/baliyanxakki/status/1431379809343475713?s=19

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Didn't see the last post so instead:
https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1431379618603352071

fez_machine fucked around with this message at 23:40 on Aug 27, 2021

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
ChocoPro will not know how to handle a new, improved, 5G-microchip-powered Lulu.

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

CHOCOPRO #148: CELEBRATING TWO YEARS OF THE 4th GENERATION
WATCH LIVE ON YOUTUBE HERE
Time: 10am (JST) / 2am (BST) / 6pm (PDT) / 9pm (EDT)

Below is Super Fan Dogglesnake's match guide for tonight from Reddit. Found HERE

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Best Bros against...Tropical Snacks!?

Best Bros (Mei Suruga & Baliyan Akki) VS Yuna “Yunamon” Mizumori & Kuishinbo Kamen

The Best Bros are here! Wait a minute, none of the Fourth Generation are in this match...but we have snacks, and according to the Big Apple, Mei Suruga, that is all that matters! This pin and submission expert might believe she is both the cutest and the cockiest in the world, but she has a right to be so cocky! She's impossibly good for her short career thus far, showing prowess for pro-wrestling far beyond the usual for only three years of experience. She will be backed up (of course) by her Best Bro Baliyan Akki, the Ace of ChocoPro! Akki has started getting out there again, showing the Japanese Independent scene why he is the Winds of Change, the Zephyr of Ichigaya! The Ace just oozes cool, all the while delivering breezy feats of agility and precision that show just how far Akki will go. I wonder if known ChocoPro watcher Naomichi Marufuji enjoys Akki's striking combos as much as I do?

They will be taking on the cheerful pairing of Tropical Fairy, Yunamon and Bringer of Snacks, Kuishinbo Kamen! Given this rare combination, expect a lot of shocking powerhouse moments coupled with some hilarious gags. Yuna Mizumori can sing, she can dance (and teach you how!), and she can take your head clean off! Yunamon's lariats and spinning back kick are no joke, so the deadly Idol will leave that sort of thing to her partner! KK might bring a ton of delicious sweet treats with him, but he can go when he needs to. (A staple of the Chocolate Square, all of the comedy wrestlers tend to also be great wrestlers overall!) Just expect him to try to turn the match into a fun sideshow challenge, or a comedic interlude! It is hard to describe, but after your first time you will get him a lot more. Kuishinbo Kamen's matches are all entertaining and memorable, so this should be a fun way to kick off the show!

Dragon Ninja Collides!

”Crimson Kunoichi” Sayuri VS ”Dragon of Ichigaya” Chon Shiryu

Dragon Ninja against one another! Can the Pupil overcome the Master? Season 9 seems to be giving us lots of Dragon Ninja action, to the merriment of the fans! While these two are usually on the same side, this singles bout should be a great test for the Crimson Kunoichi (female ninja) of the Fourth Generation, Sayuri! She will be battling her partner and mentor, the Kung Fu Specialist, Chon Shiryu. This fight will definitely be a flashy one! Sayuri is able to perform ancient mystical techniques, vanishing, seizing control of fox spirits, and even running across the wall! Her kicks and knee drops are stellar. She has finally hit her legendary bodyslam, she's got a positively beautiful crucifix pin, and plenty of ways to seal the deal. The unlimited potential of this red clad ninja is clear pretty quickly! Meanwhile, Chon's artful offense is both beautiful and deadly. Sayuri has seen it up close several times, but will she be able to counter it? Chon moves like his idol (Jackie Chan) in an action movie scene! He flows around combat and delivers explosively quick and powerful blows. Sayuri must tap into all the knowledge Chon has passed on (as well as the teachings of the Oni!) in order to bring down her Master. Let's Bodyslam!

Comaneci Drunken Kings? Otoki's Rage!

”Supermodel Six-Pack” Tokiko “Otoki” Kirihara VS ”Drunken Brawler” Masa Takanashi

Another Otoki singles bout! (While Tokiko Kirihara is also great in Tag Combinations, her singles matches frequently reach fantastic levels!) The Showa Era Dancer, Super Rookie, Comaneci Enthusiast, and Golden Six-Pack bearing member of the Fourth Generation is probably the most realistic fighter ChocoPro has easy access to! This kickboxing & judo throwing absolute beast brutalizes her foes...even those far above her in status! One of the great things about Otoki is that she seems like a legitimate threat to everyone she fights. She even gave the Cold Killer a run for his money! She'll be taking on Masa, one half of CDK and the President of Gatoh Move. His swaying counter based style and cruel comedic antics sometimes belies the brilliant technician he truly is. Masa has been in rare form since his return, putting on match after match of intense action and must see wrestling clinics! How will the recently returned veteran handle the raw rage of Otoki?

Striking Battle! The Fourth Generation Rises!

”Too Much Energy” Chie Koishikawa VS ”Beautiful Cosplayer” Sayaka

Say Helloooooooo! Chie Koishikawa is an endlessly energetic former fencer who also happens to have a limitless supply of natural charisma! While her “Too Much Energy” ways might lead her into some rather difficult battles (and occasionally send her crashing into a wall), this time she will have an opponent on her level. Chie has been impressing a lot lately with her reversals, arm drags, and especially those transitions into the Stretch Muffler! Her diving Cross Slash has scored victories in the past, but she might need to reach a new level with her unique strikes (Chie utilizes lightning quick backhanded knuckle chops) in order to bring down this more traditionally striking foe. Chie will most definitely have the advantage in the speed category, as the Frantic Fencer of the Fourth Generation outpaces opponents often. Can she apply what she has learned in her many battles with the heavy hitters of Ichigaya in order to secure a win to close out the Fourth Generation celebration?

“I'm gonna kill you! Yayyyyy!” While she might not have won the best quote last season, Sayaka certainly has a way with words! The Beautiful Cosplayer has been proving herself against intimidating opponents (much like her nimble adversary this time), most recently against Makoto! That battle was like glimpsing into Sayaka's future, as Makoto is similar in many categories to her junior. Sayaka brings the power advantage for this fight, those gunshot like forearms staggering even the most stalwart foe in the Chocolate Square. Add in her pin point dropkicking ability and her journey into pin and submission specialization, and Chie could find that the avid gamer & model might just be too much for her to handle! Sayaka has an edge that many of the Fourth Generation lack: she is able to maintain the same unflinching emotional state that PSYCHO and Hagane Shinno can! Only Sayaka's is even more frightening, given she simply stays cool & cheery no matter the danger level of the bout she is in. That unattached joy might eventually be the stuff of legends! Don't forget, Sayaka hangs out around Minoru Suzuki and lives to tell the tale! Who will win the battle of speed versus power? This is kind of a rematch of EGG TART vs Mi Sayaka!

The Fourth Generation of Gatoh Move is on the rise. Who will emerge as the top of the class? Who will claim the prized status of MVP for this Season?


Watch live on Youtube for free HERE

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Hurry Lulu!

https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1431406865263566848

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i wanna eat snacks too mei

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

As great as masa is on commentary, I do wish Akki would do it a bit more. Him live translating some of the jokes and banter in the matches adds a lot

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Penguin Patrol posted:

i wanna eat snacks too mei

with Emi gone I wonder who's job it is to prevent Mei from spending the entire budget on snacks.

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

What’s a zephyr?

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Chie looks so beaten up

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Mei wins Janken


Chocopro without Emi is bizzaro world

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
This has been really sweet

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004

CHOCOPRO #149: CHOCOPRO'S SUMMER OF STIPS. THIS SHOULD BE A FUN ONE
WATCH LIVE ON YOUTUBE HERE
Time: 10am (JST) / 2am (BST) / 6pm (PDT) / 9pm (EDT)

Below is Super Fan Dogglesnake's match guide for tonight from Reddit. Found HERE

quote:

Watermelon Splitting Special Rules Match

The Big Apple (and Red Devil), Mei Suruga VS Rina “Amiin” Amikura of AWG Colors

Mei Suruga is arguably the Ace of Gatoh Move. She is in charge of training now that Emi Sakura is in America for AEW! Mei is also one half of the Asia Dream Tag Champions. She's charismatic, brilliant, and immensely skilled at wrestling. She's got incredibly complex pins (she considers herself a Pin Specialist, a rare thing in the modern wrestling landscape!), a collection of nasty submissions (each of which having their own variants!), and a personality that does not accept failure. While the last time these two met, she came out on top, the special rules throws a wrench into the plans of the Genius. Can this wonderful wrestler (and wretched goblin) figure out a way to win?...Also, what are the rules of this Match?

Amiin is back, finally! It has been a while since we have seen a representative of AWG Colors. Rina Amikura, or Amiin, is a delightful body press specialist that has as a big fascination with Oranges...which makes her fit in with the other fruit based characters in ChocoPro! Speaking of food, her last major feud in ChocoPro was about Mayo! This time she'll be taking part in a Watermelon Splitting Rules Match...so I'm noticing a pattern! Apart from her powerhouse capabilities, Her singing talent makes her fit in with the many Idols that call ChocoPro home, and her penchant for comedy is also a prominent feature of the promotion. She won over support quickly in her last few visits with her fantastic singing...but Mei won their last encounter. Can the special rules (and the time in between) mean we will see a different result this time?

Summer in India Rules Match

Baliyan Akki, the Ace of ChocoPro VS Drunken Brawler, Masa Takanashi VS Kagura of the 666 Promotion

The Enigmatic Oni Masked Wrestler has arrived! The first representative of 666 to wrestle on ChocoPro (Though he has actually appeared for Gatoh Move under a different look!), Kagura (also known as Taro Yamada) is a fourteen year veteran and a wildly different look than Ichigaya is used to! His haunting presence has been known in many promotions across Japan, under many names, but one thing is certain: he is not one to be taken lightly! What sort of style will he utilize in Ichigaya this time? I hope this appearance is the first of many! He'll be taking on two staples of ChocoPro, Baliyan Akki & Masa Takanashi. Akki is the Ace, a highly skilled all-arounder that moves like a cool breeze across the Chocolate Square! He is great in multi-man matches, so the Ace will definitely be showing off for the new arrival! Masa on the other hand is fresh off a battle with Otoki, so he might still be a bit sore. The Counter Style Fighter doesn't ever seem like he is in over his head, though...Takanashi will be out to prove why he was left in charge of ChocoPro while the other Oni is away! But what is an Indian Summer Rules Match!? I suppose we'll find out live, much like the other wild stipulations you'll encounter in ChocoPro!

Summer Vacation Battle Royale

Participants: Rina Amikura, Mei Suruga, Chie Koishikawa, Yuna Mizumori, Sayuri, Otoki, Baliyan Akki

Summer Vacation Battle Royale!? If you're unfamiliar with the Battle Royale system in ChocoPro, it works just like you would imagine! Total Chaos and lots of Window Spots! Do your best not to be tossed out, while trying to survive the myriad of bizarre situations that Ichigaya can bring about. Who will come out on top? Will it be one of those that are pulling double duty: Amiin, Mei, or Akki? How about “Too Much Energy” Chie Koishikawa, the Frantic Fencer who is riding high off a Main Event victory yesterday? Watch out for those back-handed knuckle chops! How about Yunamon, the Tropical Fairy who basically represents Summer as is? This Sing Song Lariat Machine is a Powerhouse on par with Amiin! Can the Crimson Kunoichi, Sayuri steal this victory with one of her many ancient jutsu's and trickery? Or will the Super Rookie of the Fourth Generation, Otoki, pull off a brutal win and seize the momentum for Season 9? Let's find out together!

These Special Episodes tend to be some of the most memorable. It is hot out and ChocoPro is an ocean of fun and excitement. If you're free tonight, why not finally take the plunge?

Watch live on Youtube for free HERE

fez_machine fucked around with this message at 01:16 on Aug 29, 2021

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
First clear look at heel stooge Lulu

https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1431777106120388617

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.




Emi must have had a typo. Here's the updated version:

https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1431778220223995904?s=19

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1431783089026605056

love the "we just moved in" energy of putting the TV on the box it came in and using it as the entertainment center while sitting on the floor

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


https://twitter.com/tde_gif/status/1431785355620065283

oh my god is this basically that 'don't break the light tube" match that VENY did in DDT?

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Bikram ChocoPro!

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

This seems like a terrible, terrible idea

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Watemeilon

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i think i got too high

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

BREAKING NEWS THIS VENUE IS IN INDIA NOW

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


What an amazing, absurd match.

Penguin Patrol
Mar 3, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
ahahahahaha i'm loving this

The Taxman
Jan 2, 2007

greetings sweeties, let me give you a back massage. for i am a whiz!


The Taxman posted:

What an amazing, absurd match.

Not emptyquoting, I swear. These lunatics are the best.

delfin
Dec 5, 2003

SNATTER'S ALIVE?!?!
Only ChocoPro could make a previous episode involving demonic fox spirit possession seem comparatively normal

fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
If they don't get on to it. ChocoPro's going to be Mold Pro Wrestling.

Duke Pukem
Oct 23, 2010

Three cheers for dark beer!


That was probably the most insane chocopro yet. And emi must not be very happy about the potential water damage

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Duke Pukem posted:

That was probably the most insane chocopro yet. And emi must not be very happy about the potential water damage

https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1431793976051437571

https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1431804138602516480

lmao at Emi and Lulu going to their sticom in America only for the denizens of Ichigaya to immediately start trashing the place.

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011
https://twitter.com/EmiSakura_gtmv/status/1431809702241964033

Numero6
Oct 10, 2012

ここは地の果て 流されて俺
今日もさすらい 涙も涸れる
ブルーゲイル
https://twitter.com/Mei_gtmv/status/1431851214749069315

Mei's gonna win booker of the year.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


God I’m gonna be amazed if chocolate square is still standing when Emi gets back lol

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



Mei in front of Chocolate Square on Emi's return:

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

They are going to destroy Ichigaya in order to force Emi to come back.

Sticky Nate
Jan 9, 2012

it's a cry for help

Lamuella
Jun 26, 2003

It's like goldy or bronzy, but made of iron.


The universe extends further. https://twitter.com/GarciaWrestling/status/1432113204210110468?s=19

Insertnamehere31
Jan 23, 2012

This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty-foot tall mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory isn't what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.

One step closer to Chocopro USA :getin:

karmicknight
Aug 21, 2011

Insertnamehere31 posted:

One step closer to Chocopro USA :getin:

Seriously. :sickos:

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
Somebody's down

https://twitter.com/baliyanxakki/status/1432129870528593922?s=19

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fez_machine
Nov 27, 2004
Emi Sakura is AEW's best rated women's wrestler according to this spreadsheet by AEW VP Chris Harrington made:
https://twitter.com/mookieghana/status/1432087135968968714

fez_machine fucked around with this message at 03:19 on Aug 30, 2021

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