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Lacrosse
Jun 16, 2010

>:V


Steve Yun posted:

in order to get more teens vaccinated, get a free comic with your shots:





sounds kinda dorky

Dang I should've shopped around for the best vaxx bonus for my booster shot, all I got was this stupid 20% off coupon

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sonatinas
Apr 15, 2003

Seattle Karate Vs. L.A. Karate
you see COVID is like annihilus we are just pushing into the covidverse and COVID is pissed

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔

ricecult posted:

I don't see how anyone could doubt at this point that government, on various levels, is trying to kill as many people through willful negligence as they can get away with. This is because the government and our entire economy is a house of hards, and in the face of climate change, it knows it can't actually handle a large population, only a small one that either doesn't question it, or is frightened into submission.

they aren't that smart. as dumb as it sounds, they want the stock market to stay up. bro I know it makes no loving sense but that's all they want. That's it.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Kiwis still on the homemade mask part of covid life


https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7001011686106795265

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

The gently caress? What?

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Steve Yun posted:

in order to get more teens vaccinated, get a free comic with your shots:





sounds kinda dorky

why do the free comics always have the worst fuckin art.

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004


https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1431391560449527812 :thunk:

Casey Finnigan
Apr 30, 2009

Dumb ✔
So goddamn crazy ✔

Zeroisanumber posted:

The gently caress? What?

we're just having a nationwide psychotic break where we can no longer acknowledge that danger is dangerous

ricecult
Oct 2, 2012




Casey Finnigan posted:

they aren't that smart. as dumb as it sounds, they want the stock market to stay up. bro I know it makes no loving sense but that's all they want. That's it.

It's not an either or at this point, I think. They ARE Number. They also think for some reason that they are untouchable and will weather every single problem that comes with an entire empire collapsing.

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

Any semblance of functional government has disappeared lol

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

silicone thrills posted:

So uh a category 4 hurricane is going to ream new orleans this weekend and hospitals in the whole region are already maxed out.

This is it right? like the ultimate fuckin nightmare?
lol yeah



just picturing this as a giant covid cloud washing over america

https://i.imgur.com/3kdzsle.mp4

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





soooooo im starting to wonder if the US govt is just trying to thin the herd

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Stereotype posted:

no they didn't. they topped out at like 250k deaths a day. they are reporting a tiny fraction of the number of deaths.

https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsa...the-official-co

if you renormalize india's deaths graph on worldometers so that the total integrated deaths is 4m you get a peak of 250k a day. india is only 4x the size of the USA

a big yikes that grows ever larger until it consumes us all

Lenin Stimpy
Sep 9, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ricecult posted:

It's not an either or at this point, I think. They ARE Number. They also think for some reason that they are untouchable and will weather every single problem that comes with an entire empire collapsing.

replace government with business owners and i think you're right. the US government is totally irrelevant in the US, it virtually doesn't exist unless you live outside of the US

skewetoo
Mar 30, 2003

The WHO has just declared the pandemic is now a cull

Tzen
Sep 11, 2001

Lacrosse posted:

Hey check it out I found someone elsewhere that's just as crack-pinged as us. This is just a snip because it's a huge effort-post but here's a preview.

https://www.reddit.com/r/collapse/comments/pcqx23/im_really_discouraged_by_the_lack_of_accurate_and
lol get this guy an account

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Reading that Katrina hit as a Cat3 and Ida is currently predicted to hit as a Cat4. During a pandemic. With full ICUs and hospitals on diversion.



Probably fine.

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

literally "we must learn to live with the hurricane"

slinkimalinki
Jan 17, 2010
the d and d covid thread title is funnier than anything cspam has come up with and gets funnier every day

Raivin
Jan 9, 2002
Pillbug

This pandemic has been so hellish for POC that even the Honorary ones feel it.

Dammerung
Oct 17, 2008

"Dang, that's hot."


mastershakeman posted:

Katrina was only cat 4 when it hit Nola right

Worse, it was only a Category 3.

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
learn to live with doom, safely

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

That's hosed up. In Quebec teens raced up to the middle of the leaderboard, took a month to go from 4% first shots to 74% in that age group.

It's the 18-34 age groups trailing the rest of us. Yeehaw.

https://vaccintrackerqc.ca/en/#by-age-group-1





Unrelated, I received my first ever twitter timeout. Is there a way to find out why? I assume it's the MRAs I called misogynists, but I wonder if instead it's Blue Maga upset that I disparaged Oster & co.

Mr. Pizza
Oct 5, 2009


lmao

Vishass
Feb 1, 2004



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSeS7vTEkHE

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
Joe Biden when he decides to do Katrina and Benghazi... at the same time?????

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7oD_oX-Gio

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




the only way for the country to survive moving forward is to either tax the rich or kill 50 million americans

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

skewetoo posted:

Beginning to think we have a bunch of quitters and losers in positions of authority

Anyone who has ever tried to do something has at some point had something not work out immediately and at that point was driven out. We are ruled by the people who have never tried.

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy
is your government & supreme court committing genocide lmao?

Ham Cheeks
Nov 18, 2012

Feeling hammy

Durf posted:

the only way for the country to survive moving forward is to either tax the rich or kill 50 million americans

cmerepaul
Nov 28, 2005
That's not chapstick!

lil poopendorfer posted:

why is this father of three wearing a hat with a picture of a condom that says "come and take it"

Shouldn't it be "cum and take it?" :v:

But for real I think it's actually a tube of horse paste.

spiritual bypass
Feb 19, 2008

Grimey Drawer

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

ricecult posted:

I don't see how anyone could doubt at this point that government, on various levels, is trying to kill as many people through willful negligence as they can get away with. This is because the government and our entire economy is a house of hards, and in the face of climate change, it knows it can't actually handle a large population, only a small one that either doesn't question it, or is frightened into submission.

You'd think so but then you'd read the other COVID threads, or check Reddit or twitter, and not be so sure.

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Lacrosse posted:

Open Biden and kiss a raccoon on the lips!

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
covid is when socialism is when capitalism

bowser
Apr 7, 2007

Five Days at Memorial is one of the most harrowing books I've ever read. Not looking forward to the sequel!!

https://twitter.com/rexchapman/status/1431395313391181830?s=21

Are the levees less likely to fail this time?

Edit:
https://twitter.com/jacksillin/status/1431259559595843586?s=21

so uh... maybe!

bowser fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Aug 28, 2021

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
naked exterminationism? don't mind if i do!

Zurtilik
Oct 23, 2015

The Biggest Brain in Guardia
Drove my Chevy to the Levee
But the Levee Was Gone!

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kazmeyer
Jul 26, 2001

'Cause we're the good guys.


The Lord replied, "The times when you see only one set of footprints is when I was helping out one of the other nine billion people on the planet, you selfish prick."

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