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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Shear Modulus posted:

how did the bus get from scotland to ireland

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Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Swiss Air Rescue is insane. You break your leg skiing and there's a helicopter landing right on the slope next to you within minutes.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Zisky posted:

Was it one of those whiskey tours?

nah, it was a bit of everything, we did get to see the edinburgh tattoo which was cool, but i drank too much all day

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer
https://www.nydailynews.com/snyde/n...1~6~7~art%20yes

quote:

Most of Kid Rock’s band has COVID

Singer Kid Rock says he canceled his weekend shows in Fort Worth, Texas, venue Billy Bob’s because his bandmates have COVID.

“I am pissed,” he wrote on his website Friday. “Over half the band has f---ng covid (not me), and before u s--t for brains bloggers and media trolls run your mouths, many of them, like me, have been vaccinated.”

The “Only God Knows Why” singer said he was hoping to try and entertain fans anyway, but couldn’t make it work.

“I am beyond upset and you real ones know I would never cancel if I absolutely didn’t have to,” he added. “For this, I am sorry.”
Kid Rock’s Honky Tonk steakhouse rejects mayor’s request to close despite coronavirus spread »

Rock and his band performed at the Sturgis Bike Rally in South Dakota on Aug. 8, which was labeled a “super spreader” event due to its huge crowds and cavalier nature.

Several fans tweeted at the 50-year-old Michigan native, born Robert James Ritchie, lamenting the fact that the last-minute cancellation put a wrinkle in their travel plans. Others wished the band a speedy recovery. Their next show is a biker event booked for Sept. 18 in Ocean City, Md.

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Taco Duck posted:

maybe its the beer talkin marge but you got a butt that won't Quit. 8 dollars for a hot dog just because . get outta here...

TheMightyBoops
Nov 1, 2016

lol at “many of them,” having Ben vaccinated.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Zisky posted:

Swiss Air Rescue is insane. You break your leg skiing and there's a helicopter landing right on the slope next to you within minutes.



sending that many helicopters one right after the other seems a bit excessive

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




lol

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://i.imgur.com/BMItS4B.mp4

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011

Taco Duck posted:

I had my first encounter with a "gourmet" hot dog today. 8 dollars for a hot dog just because it has mayonnaise mixed with Sriracha on it and some crispy fried onions and like 4 slices of jalapeño. WTF America.

What the gently caress? The fancy bacon wrapped hotdogs with a whole poo poo load of toppings from my favorite Mexican place is $4

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE


lmao

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




didnt Kid Rock's Big rear end Honky Tonk & Steakhouse have an earlier appearance in trump thread lore

goth smoking cloves
Feb 28, 2011


Hey authority *COUGH*

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
biden is going to gently caress up Ida response can we just reinstate trump already

Jon Irenicus
Apr 23, 2008


YO ASSHOLE

if it's a nice ballpark frank you know I'm gonna want mustard, kraut and onions

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life

I'm pretty sure I could take that old lady out no matter what kind of magic knife you give her.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

you know, bullet do this from like many yards away?

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Shear Modulus posted:

didnt Kid Rock's Big rear end Honky Tonk & Steakhouse have an earlier appearance in trump thread lore

I couldn't say but the phrase "Big rear end Honky Tonk & Steakhouse" is the most unappetizing phrase I've ever heard.

E: I'm sure there is a comical answer to this but I'm way to odrunk atm to come up with it. Forgive me.

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Plinkey posted:

you know, bullet do this from like many yards away?

Gonna be pretty fun when she's sleeping in a nursing home with one of these under her pillow.

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

The worst thing I ever bought was the triumph the insult comic dog cd that I regretted within seconds of listening to anyway tump

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Zisky posted:

Gonna be pretty fun when she's sleeping in a nursing home with one of these under her pillow.

80s slash horror but all its elderly in a nursing home.

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life

Zisky posted:

Gonna be pretty fun when she's sleeping in a nursing home with one of these under her pillow.

Under her MyPillow

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Uncle Wemus posted:

The worst thing I ever bought was the triumph the insult comic dog cd that I regretted within seconds of listening to anyway tump

"That's a great deal...


..for me to Groupon!"

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




Zisky posted:

Swiss Air Rescue is insane. You break your leg skiing and there's a helicopter landing right on the slope next to you within minutes.



the doc Art of Flight has pretty cool snowboarding AND piloting



https://i.imgur.com/3EXIbo1.mp4

my fave is when they do inverted vertical dives off the mountaintops, i assume to negate updrafts or something

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits

Durf posted:

the doc Art of Flight has pretty cool snowboarding AND piloting



https://i.imgur.com/3EXIbo1.mp4

This doc rules, them outboarding an avalanche in Southeast Asia is like peak extreme sports.

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

loving spoiled kids expecting to get fed

to the mines i say!!!

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Do the st Bernard's fly the choppers

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/mefbama/status/1431406694890983424

Zisky
May 6, 2003

PM me and I will show you my tits
I loving miss snowboarding, it was my only excuse to get outside.

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/johncardillo/status/1431374602081640450

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

https://youtu.be/NeQM1c-XCDc

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice

I mean good for meemaw getting in on the grift action but I'd prefer my stab victims not to blow their internal organs all over my face when I stab them

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life

This is dumb as hell, but I will also make the personal sacrifice and drink 13 beers for the troops. :patriot:

Substandard has issued a correction as of 02:02 on Aug 28, 2021

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
My wife always called my lips, “pillow lips” so I’m glad more and more people are noticing them

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
that 11 year old girl drum prodigy got to rock out the Everlong encore at a Foo Fighters show and she loving killed it

https://twitter.com/Nandi_Bushell/status/1431303207934783494

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
don jr is live

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A3X0HQoSF0

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007


starvation may not build bones but it builds character

A Buffer Gay Dude
Oct 25, 2020

Plinkey posted:

go to scotland

they don’t speak English there

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