Weatherdammerung 2024: I didn't expect it to get this weird and bad this soon

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Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

https://www.ndbc.noaa.gov/radial_search.php?storm=at4
Bouy data for you sickos who like watching numbers slowly change

# ? Aug 29, 2021 00:35

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# ? May 31, 2024 00:22

Bip Roberts: Mar 29, 2005

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

buddy you just showed your whole rear end

I mean ever single strip mall in greater Phoenix

# ? Aug 29, 2021 00:35

Pooky: Aug 29, 2004; I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

https://i.imgur.com/CBqGNxp.mp4
https://i.imgur.com/4qvyKTz.mp4

# ? Aug 29, 2021 00:36

hifi: Jul 25, 2012

Bip Roberts posted:

I mean besides north of flagstaff maybe where in Arizona is there stuff to burn

you hit pine trees fairly fast out of phoenix and before that there's a decent amount of bushes and poo poo. the telegraph fire was almost 200k acres in that "blasted hellscape" area of the state.

# ? Aug 29, 2021 00:39

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Bip Roberts posted:

ignatius reilly was a challenge

Comparing Ignatius Reilly and Nathan J. Robinson is very unfair. Reilly tried to start a union!

# ? Aug 29, 2021 00:42

a few DRUNK BONERS: Mar 25, 2016

Bip Roberts posted:

I mean besides north of flagstaff maybe where in Arizona is there stuff to burn

pictured, southern arizona, date, august 28 2021

as you can see in this blasted hellscape there is absolutely nothing that could catch on fire

# ? Aug 29, 2021 00:49

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

there's no drought in arizona, california seems hosed tho

Lol, lmao

# ? Aug 29, 2021 00:52

tater_salad: Sep 15, 2007

This is gunna be fun one, you know with the surprise of it all and no time to evacuate

# ? Aug 29, 2021 01:01

Telsa Cola: Aug 19, 2011; No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Fun fact, cactus do reaaaal bad with fire.

# ? Aug 29, 2021 01:01

atriptothebeach: Oct 27, 2020

a few DRUNK BONERS posted:

pictured, southern arizona, date, august 28 2021

# ? Aug 29, 2021 01:08

SirPablo: May 1, 2004; Pillbug

https://twitter.com/NWSPhoenix/status/1429432483410444293?s=20

# ? Aug 29, 2021 01:14

Koirhor: Jan 14, 2008; by Fluffdaddy

Drive North you fools!

# ? Aug 29, 2021 01:19

BIG HEADLINE: Jun 13, 2006; "Stand back, Ottawan ruffian, or face my lumens!"

Koirhor posted:

Drive North you fools!

Yeah, this seriously isn't helping my suspicion that COVID somehow affects the brain's self-preservation instinct:

# ? Aug 29, 2021 01:32

Harry Potter on Ice: Nov 4, 2006; IF IM NOT BITCHING ABOUT HOW SHITTY MY LIFE IS, REPORT ME FOR MY ACCOUNT HAS BEEN HIJACKED

Koirhor posted:

Drive North you fools!

I looked this morning and couldn't figure it out having never been there. What's the reason?

# ? Aug 29, 2021 01:37

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

I looked this morning and couldn't figure it out having never been there. What's the reason?

My first thought is they're going where they have family/know someone with a place to stay

# ? Aug 29, 2021 01:39

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

I looked this morning and couldn't figure it out having never been there. What's the reason?

Houston. If you go North it's a ways before you get to a place that will have spare hotel rooms.

# ? Aug 29, 2021 01:40

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

Houston. If you go North it's a ways before you get to a place that will have spare hotel rooms.

Yeah, you'll probably end up in Memphis if you go north. Gulfport-New Orleans-Houston is reasonably built up and has high capacity highways.

# ? Aug 29, 2021 01:43

Chuka Umana: Apr 30, 2019; by sebmojo

shame on an IGA posted:

In the 1900s St. Louis was a city rivalling New York in importance on the world stage

Everyone forgetting that Galveston was more prosperous than Houston before the 1900 hurricane and after that Houston switched to being the powerhouse it is now.

# ? Aug 29, 2021 01:44

Lord of Pie: Mar 2, 2007

Koirhor posted:

Drive North you fools!

death is preferable to Shreveport

# ? Aug 29, 2021 01:45

i am harry: Oct 14, 2003

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

I looked this morning and couldn't figure it out having never been there. What's the reason?

That's the causeway maybe it's closed?
I'd definitely go north since the things stop being hurricanes by that point.

# ? Aug 29, 2021 01:48

Gunshow Poophole: Sep 14, 2008; OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069; Clapping Larry

Lord of Pie posted:

death is preferable to Shreveport

To Houston, Gulfport and... Little Rock too

# ? Aug 29, 2021 01:49

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

i am harry posted:

That's the causeway maybe it's closed?
I'd definitely go north since the things stop being hurricanes by that point.

I'm actually kinda confused, theres light traffic on the causeway which doesn't seem to be consistent with it being closed but it sure doesn't look like a hurricane evacuation is occurring either
https://www.thecauseway.us/traffic-cams/mid-bridge-cams/

not sure how this will work:

# ? Aug 29, 2021 01:52

Notorious R.I.M.: Jan 27, 2004; up to my ass in alligators

Here is a good slider to watch ida go super saiyan https://weather.cod.edu/satrad/?parms=meso-meso1-14-200-0-100-1&checked=map-glm_flash&colorbar=undefined

# ? Aug 29, 2021 02:01

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

Ida give a fuuuuck

# ? Aug 29, 2021 02:03

UnknownTarget: Sep 5, 2019

This is gonna be a huge dick-punch for Louisiana. That storm is heading right for them.

# ? Aug 29, 2021 02:05

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

Harry Potter on Ice posted:

I looked this morning and couldn't figure it out having never been there. What's the reason?

There's not much north.

A friend of mine evac'd to Shreveport and I've been getting a steady stream of "oh my god this place is garbage" text since yesterday

# ? Aug 29, 2021 02:06

PostNouveau: Sep 3, 2011; VY till I die; Grimey Drawer

https://twitter.com/AylaCroft/status/1431578336686391296

# ? Aug 29, 2021 02:13

Chuka Umana: Apr 30, 2019; by sebmojo

Has it started raining in New Orleans yet?

# ? Aug 29, 2021 02:13

hobbesmaster: Jan 28, 2008

Chuka Umana posted:

Has it started raining in New Orleans yet?

nope but they�re forecasting 5 days of rain.

quote:

Tonight
Tropical storm conditions possible, with hurricane conditions also possible. A 50 percent chance of showers and thunderstorms, mainly after midnight. Mostly cloudy, with a low around 78. New rainfall amounts between a tenth and quarter of an inch, except higher amounts possible in thunderstorms.
Sunday
Tropical storm conditions expected, with hurricane conditions possible. Showers and possibly a thunderstorm, mainly before 2pm, then showers and thunderstorms after 2pm. Some of the storms could produce heavy rainfall. High near 83. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New rainfall amounts in excess of 4 inches possible.
Sunday Night
Tropical storm conditions expected, with hurricane conditions possible. Showers and thunderstorms before 11pm, then showers and possibly a thunderstorm after 11pm. Some of the storms could produce heavy rainfall. Steady temperature around 79. Chance of precipitation is 100%. New rainfall amounts in excess of 4 inches possible.
Monday
Showers and possibly a thunderstorm before 2pm, then showers and thunderstorms after 2pm. Some of the storms could produce heavy rain. High near 85. Windy, with a south wind 25 to 30 mph, with gusts as high as 45 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%.
Monday Night
Showers and thunderstorms before 11pm, then showers and possibly a thunderstorm after 11pm. Some of the storms could produce heavy rain. Low around 77. Breezy, with a south wind 15 to 20 mph. Chance of precipitation is 100%.
Tuesday
Showers and possibly a thunderstorm before 2pm, then showers and thunderstorms between 2pm and 5pm, then showers and possibly a thunderstorm after 5pm. Some of the storms could produce heavy rain. High near 87. Breezy, with a southwest wind 15 to 20 mph. Chance of precipitation is 80%.
Tuesday Night
Showers and possibly a thunderstorm before 8pm, then a chance of showers and thunderstorms between 8pm and 2am, then showers likely and possibly a thunderstorm after 2am. Low around 77. Southwest wind 10 to 15 mph. Chance of precipitation is 80%.
Wednesday
Showers and possibly a thunderstorm. High near 89. West wind 10 to 15 mph. Chance of precipitation is 80%.
Wednesday Night
Showers and possibly a thunderstorm before 8pm, then a chance of showers and thunderstorms, mainly after 2am. Partly cloudy, with a low around 76. Southwest wind 5 to 10 mph.

# ? Aug 29, 2021 02:15

big trivia FAIL: May 9, 2003; "Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

gonna be a cat 2, maaaybe 3 turd of nothing

# ? Aug 29, 2021 02:21

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Lord of Pie posted:

death is preferable to Shreveport

# ? Aug 29, 2021 02:22

Zil: Jun 4, 2011; Satanically Summoned Citrus

big trivia FAIL posted:

gonna be a cat 2, maaaybe 3 turd of nothing

Quoting just in case you are wrong.

# ? Aug 29, 2021 02:24

big trivia FAIL: May 9, 2003; "Jorge wants to be hardcore,
but his mom won't let him"

Zil posted:

Quoting just in case you are wrong.

I'm always wrong but all these fuckers hoarding bc of Katrina PTSD is infuriating (I've been through every major 'cane in central/south Mississippi for 40 years).

it's not even moving fast like Camille did, just cutting islands in half

big trivia FAIL has issued a correction as of 02:28 on Aug 29, 2021

# ? Aug 29, 2021 02:26