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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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you have to say this in kind of a weird voice it's hard to explain but: my wife
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Aug 26, 2021 19:30
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A weird VHS tape from somewhere in Eastern Europe who title approximates to "now you see it now you don't" where off at the side of the frame or glimpsed through an open door, strange "things" seem to appear.
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Aug 27, 2021 11:45
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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The guy in Neo's gang who never took the red pill but just pretended he did and doesn't actually know what's going on.
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Aug 27, 2021 18:57
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Agent Mulder, meet your new partner, Agent Murder.
Camera pans revealing an axolotl in trenchcoat and fedora.
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Aug 28, 2021 14:58
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- krampster2
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The thoughtful beefcake.
He is a man with large muscles and many thoughts, he is one of a kind, he is the thoughtful beefcake.
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Aug 28, 2021 15:32
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The thoughtful beefcake.
He is a man with large muscles and many thoughts, he is one of a kind, he is the thoughtful beefcake.
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Aug 28, 2021 16:08
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The thoughtful beefcake.
He is a man with large muscles and many thoughts, he is one of a kind, he is the thoughtful beefcake.
I think Rodin did this joke first. :p
Everywhere, everyone is red and green
I gotta lust for glory and a tape machine
I'm living out Frank Coppola's dreams
Outta my mind, I'm feelin' mean
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Aug 28, 2021 17:49
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a fake taxi spinoff called fake ambulance where patients attemtpt to gently caress their ems tech with like a dislocated knee or shattered pelvis while being flung around the cabin as the ambulance speeds to the hospital
halfway there it's revealed to also be a gameshow ala cash cab and the gurney is dropped out the back and they vs a competing fake ambulance's gurney going down a hill
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Aug 28, 2021 20:03
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- RavenousScoot
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a psa campaign spreading awareness of how a firm "no" can keep you out of all kinds of trouble from drugs to unwanted sexual advances
unfortunately the pr crew behind it decides that the slogan "No is great! No rocks! No rules!" is too long and all the t-shirts and billboards produced just say "No Rules" so kids just go nuts and start driveby egging and tp-ing houses etc
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Aug 28, 2021 20:43
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- Harold Fjord
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a fake taxi spinoff called fake ambulance where patients attemtpt to gently caress their ems tech with like a dislocated knee or shattered pelvis while being flung around the cabin as the ambulance speeds to the hospital
halfway there it's revealed to also be a gameshow ala cash cab and the gurney is dropped out the back and they vs a competing fake ambulance's gurney going down a hill
This feels like the same vibe as the NES three stooges games and is loving perfect.
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Aug 28, 2021 21:06
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- ToxicFrog
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Agent Mulder, meet your new partner, Agent Murder.
Camera pans revealing dozens of crows in a trenchcoat and fedora.
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Aug 29, 2021 02:40
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- Cubone
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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mega dad, keith
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Aug 29, 2021 04:16
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Fat dad, Thin dad.
Except the fat dad ate the thin dad. It's just like My Two Dads sitcom format but with that guy out of Total Recall.
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Aug 29, 2021 14:16
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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Making a mash up of clips of Captain Picard so that he looks like a horror movie character. I haven't properly thought it out put it probably could be done.
e: or maybe someone's in a ghostbusters situation where they have to not imagine anything or it'll come to kill them and then one of them just thinks of Captain Picard so Captain Picard comes to kill them and he's played by Patrick Stewart and he's hamming it up and having a great time.
Prurient Squid fucked around with this message at 15:12 on Aug 29, 2021
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Aug 29, 2021 14:45
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A very high level protagonist getting flustered because endless swarms of rats and kobolds who can't pierce their armor keep attacking them and they can't enjoy their walk in peace
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Aug 30, 2021 05:50
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- deep dish peat moss
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An piece of armor's defensive value portrayed by its Mohs' scale score
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Aug 30, 2021 05:51
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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An piece of armor's defensive value portrayed by its Mohs' scale score
Thank god I've got by dimond nipple piercings on.
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Aug 30, 2021 15:31
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A very high level protagonist getting flustered because endless swarms of rats and kobolds who can't pierce their armor keep attacking them and they can't enjoy their walk in peace
now I want a game where you can't take damage but you have to piss people off on purpose because you have no useful abilities, like crowdsurf on an angry mob like indirect pikmin, or get pitchfork guys to poke you in the rear to jump high, or like torchbearers light you on fire so you can burn obstacles or interact with the environment
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Aug 30, 2021 22:11
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- El Generico
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Nobody outrules the Marquise de Cat!
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names for bootleg amiibo characters
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Aug 31, 2021 03:07
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- Sherbert Hoover
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Working hard, thank you!
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names for bootleg amiibo characters
basically all of the names of the characters from watchmen work for this
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Aug 31, 2021 03:11
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maverick yelling through the window PULL OUT GOOSE, PULL OUT but goose can't pull out in time and now he's dead and gone, doomed to 18 years of alimony rip goose
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Sep 1, 2021 04:50
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- Code Jockey
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69420 basic bytes free
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a parallel universe where Bobson Dugnutt is playing Fighting Baseball and laughs at the name "Ken Griffey Junior" for being ridiculous
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Sep 1, 2021 06:26
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- Jestery
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Not a Dickman, just a shape
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Tasting history with Mac Miller
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Sep 1, 2021 23:23
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The Blood God opens a present. "Oh, great, more blood," he says with forced excitement, but deep down he's thinking is that all these people know about me?
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Sep 1, 2021 23:25
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- mind the walrus
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Tasting history with Mac Miller
Eatin' Mac and drinkin' Miller with your host Mac Miller
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Sep 1, 2021 23:56
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- Cubone
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Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
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a tiny japanese kid calling Ice T "O.G. ojii-san"
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Sep 2, 2021 00:10
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I wonder if the aliens in alien invasion movies think of them as alien colonization movies?
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- Prurient Squid
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Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.
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A universe governed by a god who actually LIKES it when humans make up their own fake gods and if they're cool he makes them real.
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- Gene Hackman Fan
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The Blood God opens a present. "Oh, great, more blood," he says with forced excitement, but deep down he's thinking is that all these people know about me?
if that's your main claim to fame, yeah. what type of deity calls themselves a blood god and says "the amount of blood i am currently seeing is sufficient, more blood would just be unnecessary as it would just lead to a diminishing degree of utility?"
that's not the mindset of a blood god -- that's just pedanticus, god of infuriatingly, technically-correct arguments. often seen with their sibling, semanticus, god of rear end in a top hat genies everywhere.
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