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Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
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CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


https://twitter.com/MicroSFF/status/1432356825639399442?s=19

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

LifeSunDeath posted:

I'm gonna have a really hard time not calling them Bart Enders now.

My therapist hates when I do poo poo like that though.

Mr. Connery, I thought you died?!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hElOag-1a0k

Alternatively:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQJ9GUVxPl8

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Rude.

Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under


https://twitter.com/KinoFabino/status/1432390155634106369?s=19

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames


It me. I'm chicks.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker
Leaf my rear end, alone.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs



Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

i still have to share this every time i see a mention of x:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWsfzeJJMLM&t=28s

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Horny religious kids are such a weird breed

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

mind the walrus posted:

Horny religious kids are such a weird breed

We all desire to love and be loved, OP. And laugh at memes, too, it's very important.

CPColin
Sep 9, 2003

Big ol' smile.

LifeSunDeath posted:

I'm gonna have a really hard time not calling them Bart Enders now.

My therapist hates when I do poo poo like that though.

Sometimes we go in and drop $150 on having a captive audience for an hour and that's okay.

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


I hate that this implies someone is home making pasta but still for some reason dries them before cooking them

ILL Machina
Mar 25, 2004

:italy: Glory to Italia! :italy:

Ayy!! This text is-a the color of marinara! Ohhhh!! Dat's amore!!

mind the walrus posted:

Horny religious kids are such a weird breed

I just learned about soaking today.

GlobglogGroAbgalab
Jul 25, 2016

It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

ILL Machina posted:

I just learned about soaking today.

Mormons call it marinating

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

bike tory posted:

I hate that this implies someone is home making pasta but still for some reason dries them before cooking them
Perhaps they make multiple batches at once just to get that step out of the way? That's the best I can guess.

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
[something about enrique and having him harvest the noodles for you]

Large Testicles
Jun 1, 2020

[ASK] ME ABOUT MY LOVE FOR 1'S

bike tory posted:

I hate that this implies someone is home making pasta but still for some reason dries them before cooking them

you're supposed to, it's how you can get an al dente texture. you're not getting them to the state that boxed pasta is, you're only drying them for like 30 minutes

the only time you wouldn't do it is for homemade lasagna sheets

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

ILL Machina posted:

I just learned about soaking today.

I had to look that up (because I'm old) and the top definition on UD is "like planking, but your dick is inside a mormon" lmao

Russian Remoulade
Feb 22, 2009
I wasn't prepared for 2021 to be the year mormons learned about tantric sex

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


bike tory posted:

I hate that this implies someone is home making pasta but still for some reason dries them before cooking them

Certain pastas should be dried. Even if you're going to make it soon. And if you're making batches of it, you obviously dry it all the way.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

rain dogs posted:

I had to look that up (because I'm old) and the top definition on UD is "like planking, but your dick is inside a mormon" lmao

lmao

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Ed Asner donated $500 to Michael Moore's first film project, so he might be in hell now :(

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Ed Asner donated $500 to Michael Moore's first film project, so he might be in hell now :(

I liked Roger & Me.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.

bike tory posted:

I hate that this implies someone is home making pasta but still for some reason dries them before cooking them

Steps 1 and 2 might be done at a pasta factory*, and then the whole packaging /shipping / grocery store process happens before you get to step 3.

* I admit my ignorance of the proper name of the place where pasta is prepared on an industrial scale.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Extrudatorium

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
spaghetti warehouse

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Empty Sandwich posted:

spaghetti warehouse

poo poo, I miss that place.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
Linguini Reactor

GlobglogGroAbgalab
Jul 25, 2016

It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

rain dogs posted:

I had to look that up (because I'm old) and the top definition on UD is "like planking, but your dick is inside a mormon" lmao

Wunderbar!

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



Tree Bucket posted:

Linguini Reactor

no thats where they make Nuclear Pasta

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

See, you can really stretch 25 pounds if you just skip the avocado toast and Starbucks lattes

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
there are folks on youtube who say that hard work is all you need to succeed and then go on about "if you dont have any money just take a 50k loan from your family"

people born rich are completely disconnected from the world and do not understand the basics of it

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0LIbfjx2Ic

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

Zzulu posted:

there are folks on youtube who say that hard work is all you need to succeed and then go on about "if you dont have any money just take a 50k loan from your family"

people born rich are completely disconnected from the world and do not understand the basics of it

you're having financial trouble? why don't you just use your other source of money?

Gene Hackman Fan
Dec 27, 2002

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
drat, drat, drat, and me without my guillotine memes.

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Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
why don't poor people just buy more money???

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