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crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014


Yiedoo pizza more like YeahNo pizza

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

*I lay my collected scrap (for the oven) on the countertop*

Mestre: *grunt* one quarter portion.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Someone please find a photo of Pizza Hut China's Chicago Deep Dish Pizza. Not the promotional shots, the real thing. I ordered one years ago and while its not a poop soup pizza, it gave me depression just looking at it.

It was a pizza that hated being a pizza.

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...


In high school, my friends and I were asked to leave CiCi's because we kept getting those brownies just so we could blow the powdered sugar into each other's faces. It was either the mess we were making that pissed them off or the fact that one guy kept doing it to his sister until she hucked an entire brownie at his head and missed.

This was a different CiCi's than the one that had easy, discreet roof access where we'd go to smoke weed.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/ActNormalOrElse/status/1432321189628760071

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

how the gently caress are you supposed to eat that

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


Quantum of Phallus posted:

how the gently caress are you supposed to eat that

Think of it as an open ended calzone.

Martman
Nov 20, 2006

Quantum of Phallus posted:

how the gently caress are you supposed to eat that
very mestrefully

mkvltra
Nov 1, 2020

Spaghett posted:

In high school, my friends and I were asked to leave CiCi's because we kept getting those brownies just so we could blow the powdered sugar into each other's faces. It was either the mess we were making that pissed them off or the fact that one guy kept doing it to his sister until she hucked an entire brownie at his head and missed.

This was a different CiCi's than the one that had easy, discreet roof access where we'd go to smoke weed.

Spaghett backstory worldbuilding

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


Spaghett posted:

In high school, my friends and I were asked --

Spaghett posted:

Yes. Yes I do. Yes I do.

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


Quantum of Phallus posted:

how the gently caress are you supposed to eat that

I imagine it's supposed to be eaten like a gross ice cream cone

Wall Balls
Jun 3, 2007

Spanish Castle Magic

you bite off the bottom and byford dolphin the goo out

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



I would risk explosive decompression if it meant a chance to tap into a delicious cheese & sauce spigot

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
peep the # of photos uploaded at this joint :staredog:



Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!

Quantum of Phallus posted:

how the gently caress are you supposed to eat that

It's just a cone filled with steaming hot pizza sauce, just bite into that sucker and see what degree of lip burns you get.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
:discourse:

https://twitter.com/mohdtoph91/status/1432322826703302668?s=20

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Italian Pizza cone enthusiasts are called “coneutos ” over there.

https://youtu.be/088EXtnSp_4

And their passion for coneing really shows.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Aardvark! posted:

peep the # of photos uploaded at this joint :staredog:





they look like good quiche tbh

knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.

shadow puppet of a posted:

Italian Pizza cone enthusiasts are called “coneutos ” over there.

https://youtu.be/088EXtnSp_4

And their passion for coneing really shows.

we talkin' conebros level passion here, or...

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

First time buying at a local restaurant called "Food and love", ordered a four cheese pizza and this is why they delivered.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011




this pizza looks like it's disappointed in itself

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




I guess "three cheese and a cheese food product" wasn't as catchy :shrug:

crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Lmao

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i'm not the type to post mean things to review sites but if someone sent me that i'd post a review consisting of only that picture.

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Quantum of Phallus posted:

how the gently caress are you supposed to eat that

Well, you insert it very carefully if you know what I mean.

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!



The cheese didn't melt and kept its square shape. :allears: It's amazing.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
that's because it's not cheese, it's pasteurized cheese product

possibly. could also be some sort of vegan cheese?

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
if you want vegan pizza you should get into tomato pie

even if you don't like vegan pizza you should get into it

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Looks like someone blew chunks on a plane's emergency slide

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


WILDTURKEY101 posted:

if you want vegan pizza you should get into tomato pie

even if you don't like vegan pizza you should get into it

This. Tomato pie, or marinara pie, or any of the variations (my favorite is the Hard Times Special from Pizza Head which already has badass vegan pizza) if you want good vegan pizza.

Pizza thread tax:



Yellow Cab Pizza in Manila. Discuss.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

davidspackage posted:

Looks like someone blew chunks on a plane's emergency slide

I'd appreciate it if you would stop sharing details about my 21st birthday party like this :colbert:

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
https://twitter.com/talesofvirus/status/1432376345842130947?s=09

Does garlic bread count?

CLAM DOWN
Feb 13, 2007




Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


AKA Pseudonym
May 16, 2004

A dashing and sophisticated young man
Doctor Rope

Some people just really think cone shaped foods are neat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT37IyTJQy4

knuthgrush
Jun 25, 2008

Be brave; clench fists.


welp. back into the oven with that slice...

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Spaghett posted:

In high school, my friends and I were asked to leave CiCi's because we kept getting those brownies just so we could blow the powdered sugar into each other's faces. It was either the mess we were making that pissed them off or the fact that one guy kept doing it to his sister until she hucked an entire brownie at his head and missed.

This was a different CiCi's than the one that had easy, discreet roof access where we'd go to smoke weed.

In highschool we used to always go to CiCi's after playing paintball. We would be covered in dirt and grime and just go directly there. One time the manager came to our table and was like "I think you guys know what I'm gonna talk to you about" and we had no loving clue. He points at our stuff and says "you can't put soda in the water glasses." Every time we would go they would ask if we wanted a drink and say no and they'd give us glasses anyway. No one ever mentioned they were for water in the 10 or so times we had been there already. Way to train your staff

Another time we were loving around in the little arcade and one of my friends was racing me on the ride on motorcycle game. My other friend got behind him and kept secretly shoving his bike the wrong direction every time he turned and he was bitching about how the game was broken the entire race lol

The pizza is dogshit but it's cheap

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Some people just really think cone shaped foods are neat

It worked for ice cream and now humanity will obsess over cones until the end of time.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

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smooth jazz
May 13, 2010

Probably delicious.

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