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Son of Thunderbeast posted:https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1432765211501547525 If this takes off in a special way the content generated will be legendary
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1432765211501547525 GOTTA GET ME SOME OF THAT SNAKE JUICE
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Nebulized snake venom (it's a cure)
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covid is a vascular disease, so what you want is to coagulate your blood vessels before covid does
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Asproigerosis posted:Director at my side hospital job called me, tears in her eyes, begging me to work because 2 of the 3 nuclear medicine techs are out with covid so it's just one guy working. I said NO! I have to cover for my main job with half the staff out with covid already. which hospitals? your primary is down in middletown right? have you heard how ai dupont or christiana are doing?
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firing round after round of bullets into my body trying to route covid out
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Rubby posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFT6P2HJUJI a real win-win for businesses would be to offer complementary brazilian snake bites to any non-vaccinated/non-mask customer
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Rubby posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFT6P2HJUJI rofl this poo poo goes out the window immediately
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Plank Walker posted:a real win-win for businesses would be to offer complementary brazilian snake bites to any non-vaccinated/non-mask customer Maybe a James Bond Villain Trap door would help as well.
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Snake oil making a comeback  Skewetoo and co. Genuine nebulized snake tonic. New anti-Covid formulation!
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Isn't there a special flavor of Christianity that dances with venomous snakes? They just need to line up at Snake Church to get anointed.
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seriously just let the help start beating customers, just let them. those fuckos are coming back for cheetos no matter what
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Lacrosse posted:Isn't there a special flavor of Christianity that dances with venomous snakes? They just need to line up at Snake Church to get anointed. Yes, but I think that the only state snake handling is actually legal in is West Virginia
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Swinging a 6 foot Brazilian viper around me at the grocery store to maintain proper social distancing.
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Rubby posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFT6P2HJUJI are they perhaps not familiar with the other meaning of this abbreviation 
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Plank Walker posted:a real win-win for businesses would be to offer complementary brazilian snake bites to any non-vaccinated/non-mask customer "whoa, is that a snake?! i though you said complementary brazil bites, like the bread with the cheese. gently caress it, gimme a bite and some churrasco."
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CaptainBeefart posted:Swinging a 6 foot Brazilian viper around me at the grocery store to maintain proper social distancing. you'd make a killing at a Havana sex show
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The Oldest Man posted:I am genuinely starting to think that ~follow the data~ discourse has corroded the liberal brain's ability to understand cause and effect as a concept vs correlating thing a and thing b without assessing whether and what kind of relationship might or might not exist between the two things. Like shoving someone down a flight of stairs can't be hypothesized to have caused someone's broken bones now, you can only look at the data showing that areas with high prevalence of stair pushings are correlated with high ER visits for broken bones. Talking about a possible causative relationship between the two things is inexpert speculation on which you non-credentialed non-bluechecked are unqualified to expound upon. that depends. does acknowledging that shoving people down stairs in any way impede brunch? if so then the liberal will demand that we "follow the science". but if shoving people down the stairs to break all their bones in some way were to make brunch happen faster, then the liberal will immediately believe it and attack anyone who suggests otherwise. we see this intensely with Covid. "Delta is more infectious and vaccination alone won't be enough to stop it, we need to close schools and close restaurants" is a brunch-blocker and liberals scream about there not being ten peer-reviewed and published papers supporting it. "Vaccinated people don't need to wear masks" is a brunch-enabler and liberals immediately jumped onboard despite all the epidemiologists screaming that it is a horrible idea. Shifty Pony fucked around with this message at 21:03 on Aug 31, 2021 |
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Mr Hootington posted:Where are you getting these numbers? I want to check my own county Check your county's public health website, there's only 9 counties in Iowa doing daily updates but it includes all of the ones that people live in.
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Aug 31, 2021 21:00
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jesus some loving bartender has to constantly listen to loving nate god drat silver every night
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Crazypoops posted:rofl this poo poo goes out the window immediately nah it works but you're not gonna do it effectively with a 20 minute video as your training.
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Shifty Pony posted:that depends. does acknowledging that shoving people down stairs in any way impede brunch? if so then the liberal will demand that we "follow the science". but if shoving people down the stairs to break all their bones in some way were to make brunch happen faster, then the liberal will immediately believe it and attack anyone who suggests otherwise. This is the truth, the glory, and the light.
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Crazypoops posted:jesus some loving bartender has to constantly listen to loving nate god drat silver every night I hope the bartender shorts him and if Nate calls them on it says Nate doesn't have enough data to prove that it isn't just the natural variance in drink pours.
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Naming my gang of half-mask thugs the Brunch Blockers
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It was super easy to schedule a booster shot. Does anyone know how long it takes to kick in, my horse is absolutely hosed with worms right now. He got Moderna for all three.
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McCracAttack posted:I'm being told we're giving up on herd immunity. none of the quotes in this sound like plans, just sounds like a lot of giving up which, hey, USA numba 1 baby
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was this posted yet? stolen from pyf tweets https://twitter.com/erin719nyc/status/1431976694261424134
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Crazypoops posted:jesus some loving bartender has to constantly listen to loving nate god drat silver every night especially bad considering he just watches people play pool and darts all night while guessing the wrong winner
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i havent been following illinois numbers that much lately since they stopped doing weekend updates and 91-divoc cant capture it as well. regardless, today is the third time since 8/20 theyve hit 4800-4900 cases, the other times being fridays. looks like school spread might be starting to kick us into high gear and we still have 4-8 weeks before weather ramps the spread up a lot more
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lol, was just on a video call with a guy that said he felt like poo poo and had a sore throat so had to end the meeting early. RIP that dude.
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Atrocious Joe posted:Don't you want natural immunity DEATH  PAIN  DEFEAT  BEDLAM 
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Iverron posted:none of the quotes in this sound like plans, just sounds like a lot of giving up Giving up can be a plan as long as you tell people about it ahead of time.
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Today Yesterday  Since Jul 26 https://imgur.com/a/j5Ag7mG covidactnow.org lol
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COVID! Act Now
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