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It's just gonna be Dexter in like Snohomish Washington and coincidentally Hannah moves next door with Harrison, Cody, and Astor all in tow.
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Poque posted:It's just gonna be Dexter in like Snohomish Washington and coincidentally Hannah moves next door with Harrison, Cody, and Astor all in tow. Also, CS&N "Our House" is going to be the new theme song
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Aug 25, 2021 14:56
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Gonna be a big twist when Deb picks up an object while Dexter is indisposed
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Aug 25, 2021 15:04
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codo27 posted:Also, CS&N "Our House" is going to be the new theme song The intro will be the same but he'll be shaving with a straight razor, eating venison, and drinking... I don't know, what do flannel wearing pretend lumberjacks drink?
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Aug 25, 2021 16:23
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Rye whiskey, I believe.
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itry posted:The intro will be the same but he'll be shaving with a straight razor, eating venison, and drinking... I don't know, what do flannel wearing pretend lumberjacks drink? Oh my god they totally will be doing an homage to the opening won't they
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Aug 25, 2021 18:46
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MiddleOne posted:Oh my god they totally will be doing an homage to the opening won't they It was the one genuinely great thing in the old show The homage they did once Harrison was born was funny as hell
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Aug 25, 2021 19:11
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I forgot about Quinn and Batista getting blazed in the middle of a workday https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-H5_fqzR3o&t=56s Edit: Quinn spiraling out over Debra is one of the few good things about Season 6. Every scene where he's high or drunk and being a complete rear end is hilarious. PostNouveau fucked around with this message at 00:06 on Aug 26, 2021 |
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Aug 25, 2021 21:59
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Soap operas do this too. One month, a kid will be young, and the next, you've got Nick Newman at 30 years old on Y&R. with the blood of Victor Newman in his veins, nothing was going to stop him from aging exactly how he wanted.
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Flight Bisque posted:with the blood of Victor Newman in his veins, nothing was going to stop him from aging exactly how he wanted. This goon knows the score.
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So, spoiling Harrison appearing is really loving dumb, but what do you wanna bet it's just gonna be a brief dream sequence where Dexter imagines what life could have been like. They did something like that once in season 7, I think. Wouldn't surprise me if they did it again. Also, now that its been confirmed Ghost Deb will probably be a regular thing, I'm gonna bet there will be tons of "clever" winks to the audience and references to the old run. I mean we've always known there will be, but now I'm betting they'll go way overboard with it like they did in season 8. So I'm guessing Ghost Trinity's episode will see Dexter going to, I dunno, Wyoming to kill some character from the old show with Ghost Trinity in tow, but then he realizes some kind of lesson he'll forget by the next episode and doesn't kill them, and on the way back to Iron Lake he picks Ghost Deb back up. Seems like a dumb enough thing for them to do. Rupert Buttermilk posted:Soap operas do this too. One month, a kid will be young, and the next, you've got Nick Newman at 30 years old on Y&R. Remember how bad SOA was at keeping the timeline straight (among many, many other things)? In particular, Abel aging three years over the course of season 5-7, which was supposed to be a time span of 6 or 7 months at most. Not even just in the actor's appearance; Jax and others mention several times that Abel is 5 years old by the end. I liked to have the head canon that Jax forgot Abel's age because he's such a poo poo father and everyone just went along with the number he threw out under the assumption he'd know best. I miss hate watching that show 
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Aug 26, 2021 15:54
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JaddaCaddra posted:So, spoiling Harrison appearing is really loving dumb, but what do you wanna bet it's just gonna be a brief dream sequence where Dexter imagines what life could have been like. They did something like that once in season 7, I think. Wouldn't surprise me if they did it again. They used to do this all the time. In Season 3 when they gave up on flashbacks, they started having Ghost Dad appearances, but he'd only show up in Dexter's daydreams.
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PostNouveau posted:They used to do this all the time. In Season 3 when they gave up on flashbacks, they started having Ghost Dad appearances, but he'd only show up in Dexter's daydreams. Correct me if I'm wrong, but when the Ghost Dad dream sequences started, wasn't he accompanied by Dexter's mother several times? I had forgotten all about that til just now. And wasn't there one where his dream son killed dream Astor or something dumb like that? Christ, this is gonna be gloriously awful and I can't wait.
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JaddaCaddra posted:Correct me if I'm wrong, but when the Ghost Dad dream sequences started, wasn't he accompanied by Dexter's mother several times? I had forgotten all about that til just now. And wasn't there one where his dream son killed dream Astor or something dumb like that? Maybe once or twice. I remember a lot more daydreams of his future with Rita and the kids.
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There's gonna be a Ghost Trinity, then the big surprise will be that Trinity's son is dead and now also a ghost and Ghost Trinity is actually appearing to Ghost Trinity's Son or something.
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Aug 26, 2021 19:12
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Ghost Deb is pregnant. Oh no it's Dexter's Ghost Child!
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Aug 26, 2021 19:32
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The Ghost Child is a table and has a Ghost Chair of its own.
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I hope ghost Laguerta shows up. As the bench.
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Aug 26, 2021 21:45
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The Dark Passenger will finally appear to Dexter, as THE BEAST I really just wanted an excuse to post that glorious painting again
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Until I got to this one in my rewatch, I forgot that this was another instance where divine intervention seems to have saved Dexter’s rear end. There was a double murder in the room where this was painted, and none of the cops saw his face in it because they waited to go in the room until Dexter got there and said it was ok, giving him time to destroy it. As far as I can tell, this is not a procedure they followed at any other crime scene over the course of the series.
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Aug 27, 2021 00:26
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Watching gf play cyberpunk and a NPC just glitched and walked right through her and I just immediately thought about Doakes' line to Bautista when he was spewing that positivity bullshit
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Had this pop up on my feed as it appears I posted it 8 years ago
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:Had this pop up on my feed as it appears I posted it 8 years ago Never forget.
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I heard someone on a podcast today (Justin McElroy from MBMBAM for those who are curious) mention off-handedly that this revival will be airing on CBS. That poo poo true?? I refuse to do research EDIT: I felt bad making such a lovely post and did in fact research it, seems like it'll be on Showtime. Imagining how much more it would suck on CBS is amusing though
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I never watched it, but CBS did air edited versions of the show at some point.
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timp posted:I heard someone on a podcast today (Justin McElroy from MBMBAM for those who are curious) mention off-handedly that this revival will be airing on CBS. That poo poo true?? I refuse to do research Isn't Showtime part of CBS' premium cable deal? Like it's CBS but there are swears and boobs?
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Therapist: Would you expect a chair to become a table? Deb: You're good I'm pretty sure this leads up to the therapist convincing her she's in love with her brother Quinn, unfathomably hungover, wakes up having lost his gun 
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Came across my new favorite bit of Dexter narration today in season eight, while he’s investigating a killer who apparently works for the cable company: “He’s a bundler. Cable. Phone. Internet. But I need to know if murder is part of the package.”
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Diabolik900 posted:Came across my new favorite bit of Dexter narration today in season eight, while he’s investigating a killer who apparently works for the cable company: Is that real? Holy poo poo. We could do better/worse, though.
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Diabolik900 posted:Came across my new favorite bit of Dexter narration today in season eight, while he’s investigating a killer who apparently works for the cable company: That's pretty good!
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Colin Hanks has been better than I remember but when the twist about Gellar comes and the character really comes unglued the whole performance goes way off the rails into just laughable territory.
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PostNouveau posted:Therapist: Would you expect a chair to become a table? That was such a loving bizarre decision putting something like that into the show. Diabolik900 posted:Came across my new favorite bit of Dexter narration today in season eight, while he’s investigating a killer who apparently works for the cable company: Just the right amount of cheese in that quote
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itry posted:That was such a loving bizarre decision putting something like that into the show. What gets me is that it was the therapist’s idea. I could buy the idea that Deb is messed up and in a weird enough emotional place to think she’s in love with her brother. But the fact that her therapist came up with it, and didn’t seem to think there was anything wrong with it, is some wild poo poo.
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That therapist eventually went on to become a PornHub shareholder, iykwim 
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Diabolik900 posted:What gets me is that it was the therapist’s idea. I could buy the idea that Deb is messed up and in a weird enough emotional place to think she’s in love with her brother. But the fact that her therapist came up with it, and didn’t seem to think there was anything wrong with it, is some wild poo poo. Waiting for the spinoff of the pro-incest therapist and their dark passenger.
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I read through this entire thread yesterday and enjoyed all the nostalgic feelings of following this show. I totally forgot about the bench dedication and got to laugh at that. The sentiment that this show needs to be either surprisingly good or really bad is one I agree with. I look forward to following this thread when this releases.
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PostNouveau posted:Colin Hanks has been better than I remember but when the twist about Gellar comes and the character really comes unglued the whole performance goes way off the rails into just laughable territory. Theres something about his scowl all the time that just makes him laughable to me right from the start. I feel like about the only good role for him would be a Dwight Schrute type
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codo27 posted:Theres something about his scowl all the time that just makes him laughable to me right from the start. I feel like about the only good role for him would be a Dwight Schrute type The guy needs Quair. Coair? Anyway, I enjoyed him in Fargo S1, but in Dexter, he just looks like a grumpy wooden post. 
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Diabolik900 posted:What gets me is that it was the therapist’s idea. I could buy the idea that Deb is messed up and in a weird enough emotional place to think she’s in love with her brother. But the fact that her therapist came up with it, and didn’t seem to think there was anything wrong with it, is some wild poo poo. Whoever wrote it was shifting the agency from Deb (themselves) to somebody else so they can absolve themselves while masturbating over incest.
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