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T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxWb9FAN078

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



a wedding to never forget


https://twitter.com/i_zzzzzz/status/1433105218271645699

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos
Good news, Joe is on it! He's going to send some carefully crafted tweets
https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1433131448542941186
Ok that should do it

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

neutral milf hotel posted:

democracy is poorly constructed to deal with death cultists so might as well let it die and welcome evangelical corpo fascism

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

The Nastier Nate posted:

That definetly looks like the grocery store frozen pizza I make my kids for dinner on nights I’m too lazy to cook real food

it 100% is

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.






Hell yeah boyos friday night time to tuck in to a totinos party pizza :yum:

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008



The flat parts of maryland periodically get tornadoes. There was one at university of Maryland like 15 years ago that killed a couple people who tried to hide in a car

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009


lol schrodinger's baby

pregnancy starts but only if you you manage to have the sex

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


Is that a wonton strip pizza? Like the little crunchy things you get with hot and sour soup?

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1433142864058462217

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

I'll have 13 Manhattans to honor 9/11 and also the 13 Brave Marines executed by Joe "Marine Killer" Biden

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
I'm going to say it's a little odd to station Marines in a landlocked arid country, why do they even have Marines in this century

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Hatebag posted:

The flat parts of maryland periodically get tornadoes. There was one at university of Maryland like 15 years ago that killed a couple people who tried to hide in a car

there was a flash flood that completely wrecked a goon meet in old town ellicott city a few years ago and the goons had to like wade-swim uphill dodging debris and stuff

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


tacodaemon posted:

there was a flash flood that completely wrecked a goon meet in old town ellicott city a few years ago and the goons had to like wade-swim uphill dodging debris and stuff

even god hates Goons

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/WYR_bot/status/1433145207344746500

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/coolfacejane/status/1433142822429941767

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

cumshitter posted:

it 100% is

i really enjoy telling little vinettes about the time i worked in the restaurant industry for 6 years because its a job that produces infinetly more entertaining stories then being a computer toucher

it was basically a pizza shop, but the manager/owner, a chud, was the less succesful brother of the REAL owner never wanted to accept that he so he would throw fancy things on the menu here and there instead of just sticking to what the shop was really good at: pizza and cheezers.

anyway one time he decided he wanted to sell to Chicken Kiev...but the ones he instructed us to make, the stupid teenagers and hungover college kids working the line, tasted like dog poo poo. the proper way to make a chicken kiev was to time intensive for the barely functioning kitchen staff to do properly. so he eventually went out and bought a few boxes Barber Frozen foods chicken kievs, then had us toss them in the oven, dressed them up on the plate and charged $16.99 for the entree and took the whole thing off the menu a week later

The Nastier Nate has issued a correction as of 20:18 on Sep 1, 2021

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


tacodaemon posted:

there was a flash flood that completely wrecked a goon meet in old town ellicott city a few years ago and the goons had to like wade-swim uphill dodging debris and stuff

Yeah Ellicott city is hosed the rain basically takes 29 down to main street and dumps a trillion gallons of rain in downtown. They've had 2 big floods with fatalities there the last 5 years and it's just going to get worse because they keep dumping asphalt uphill of it with no real stormwater management lol.

alnilam
Nov 10, 2009


lol I've said it many times, biden will somehow end up being the most popular president in modern history as the ultimate own on cspam

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 353 days!
use this momentum to make ayahuasca legal, Joe Biden

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

Somewhere Richard Engle is screaming

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/1433146257237815300

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Hatebag posted:

Yeah Ellicott city is hosed the rain basically takes 29 down to main street and dumps a trillion gallons of rain in downtown. They've had 2 big floods with fatalities there the last 5 years and it's just going to get worse because they keep dumping asphalt uphill of it with no real stormwater management lol.

iirc the goon who was hosting the goon meet had to move because his basement apartment was rendered uninhabitable by the flood. after the waters receded he went in and posted photos of all the flood damage surrounding the, like, bowls of chips and pretzels he'd put out for the hastily abandoned goon meet

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



I heard there was a school shooting today

America is back, baby

T-Paine
Dec 12, 2007

Sitting in the Costco food court unmasked, Bible in hand, reading my favorite Psalms to my five children: Abel, Bethany, Carlos, Carlos, and Carlos.
flaridah
https://twitter.com/ENorthFL1/status/1433147100607488002

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Bearjew posted:

I heard there was a school shooting today

America is back, baby

closing the schools a few days to own covid as a result

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
https://twitter.com/mrpolvodevidrio/status/1432804475459313666

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

alnilam posted:

lol I've said it many times, biden will somehow end up being the most popular president in modern history as the ultimate own on cspam

we deserve nothing better

Substandard
Oct 16, 2007

3rd street for life

I mean why stop there? Why not sue the city who issued the permit for the abortion clinic, and the contractor that built the clinic, and the public works department that provided the roads, and the realtors who sold houses to the doctors providing abortions, etc.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

alnilam posted:

lol I've said it many times, biden will somehow end up being the most popular president in modern history as the ultimate own on cspam

ngl leaving aghanistan and having a new paid holiday are pretty sweet

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Good news, Joe is on it! He's going to send some carefully crafted tweets
https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1433131448542941186
Ok that should do it

by doing nothing

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
*choking, fighting, lacing with bullets, rockets, missiles, absolutely pummeling america's 46th form* WHY. WONT. YOU. DIE ALREADY!?!

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

you get two gifts?

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Good news, Joe is on it! He's going to send some carefully crafted tweets
https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1433131448542941186
Ok that should do it

lol. just....lmao

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

gently caress You And Diebold posted:

Good news, Joe is on it! He's going to send some carefully crafted tweets
https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1433131448542941186
Ok that should do it

shut up rapist

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Buddykins posted:

you get two gifts?

for my 9/11 wedding reception we're all going to jersey city to dance in the streets

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

hell yeah, death

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
those two teachers' families aint getting poo poo in compensation either, are they

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Biden will send a strongly worded email to scotus

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Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


tacodaemon posted:

iirc the goon who was hosting the goon meet had to move because his basement apartment was rendered uninhabitable by the flood. after the waters receded he went in and posted photos of all the flood damage surrounding the, like, bowls of chips and pretzels he'd put out for the hastily abandoned goon meet

Yeah a tidal wave of stormwater with a hint of sewage mixed in for flavor will do that. I think both of the big floods caused them to shut down like their entire main street area for a few months so they could get repair everything for the next inevitable flood. Both of the big floods were 1000-year storms, 2 years apart lol

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