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that’s tik tok. even if you only ever heart cute animal videos you’ll still get some of the zoomer zeitgeist by osmosis
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even better, it started like two years ago
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zoomers skipping showering for 5 days and realizing their hair gets curly as hell once it's greasy as gently caress
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infernal machines posted:what this thread needs is more azealia banks just going absolutely ham
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Sep 1, 2021 06:38
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FMguru posted:someone should buy her an account i mean she is a really really skilled shitposter
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FAUXTON posted:zoomers skipping showering for 5 days and realizing their hair gets curly as hell once it's greasy as gently caress gently caress sake
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Sep 1, 2021 07:47
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i think we're getting derailed by the fact that grimes is a woman, instead of focusing on the important aspect, which is that grimes is so loving incredibly dumb
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Sep 1, 2021 07:53
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she literally made her hair fall out from malnutrition because as an adult human being in college she didn't realize that you have to eat more than spaghetti to live
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Sep 1, 2021 07:55
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It's hard to think of a worse choice of an entree to eat exclusively for one or two years. Grimes posted:The singer said she starts each day by melting an entire stick of butter in a pan and soaking toast in it. While she now has to eat fruits and vegetables to benefit the baby, Grimes admitted during the interview that she hates everything but carbs. “I basically hate everything but carbs and fat,” she said. Her kid was definitely missing vital nutrients in the womb. Also, last I checked fruit are almost all carbs.
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Sep 1, 2021 08:06
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why are rich people all so hosed up and weird? The butter soaked toast sounds absolutely revolting but admittedly she has found a very quiet way to butter the toast
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Sep 1, 2021 08:09
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PokeJoe posted:why are rich people all so hosed up and weird? The butter soaked toast sounds absolutely revolting but admittedly she has found a very quiet way to butter the toast confirmation bias the rich people who aren’t hosed to and weird are quite about it, because standing at a mountaintop and yelling “I AM NOT A FOOD WEIRD” isn’t something they’d do
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I'm reminded of that loving amazing article about the founder of one of those food fad companies who ate like $130 in  supplements a day.e: https://www.elle.com/beauty/health-fitness/a28600/amanda-chantal-bacon-moon-juice-food-diary/ gschmidl fucked around with this message at 09:51 on Sep 1, 2021 |
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Sep 1, 2021 09:45
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MomJeans420 posted:It's hard to think of a worse choice of an entree to eat exclusively for one or two years. tbf it's almost certainly not the first one elong's had to handle, compared to a typical birth and development don't forget that he mysteriously founded his own stemlord ultraprivate school that doesn't do socialization or anything outside of what i assume is basically unstructured museum-exhibit-quality chemlab
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elon is the smart one in that relationship
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refleks posted:elon is the smart one in that relationship inheriting emerald mine blood money does not make him smart the smarter one tho ...
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Jonny 290 posted:i mean she is a really really skilled shitposter she is a drama elemental
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MomJeans420 posted:It's hard to think of a worse choice of an entree to eat exclusively for one or two years.
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FAUXTON posted:zoomers skipping showering for 5 days and realizing their hair gets curly as hell once it's greasy as gently caress (You need to comb through conditioner in the shower, use a cotton tee or towel to blot it dry, cover with wrap for a few minutes).
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FMguru posted:they had to cut multiple shots, from multiple angles, together to make it look like zuck was capable of eating food like a normal human being, and this was still the best they could do with a customized extra tiny countertop
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TontoCorazon posted:That kid has no hope for a mentally healthy life On the one hand, I feel really bad for the kid named "X Æ A-12" by his dipshit parents, but on the other hand, I'm excited for the ultimate case study in nominative determinism
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the only kid who’s allowed to say “I identify as a spy plane”
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what do they call him day to day? Zae? X?
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Like I'm not surprised at the racism at telsa, but forcing him into arbitration with out an agreement is extra lovely. https://twitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1432825970403205124 https://twitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1432831136506396680
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Sagebrush posted:what do they call him day to day? Zae? X? “Ash” It’s a name for the A–E ligature.
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Sagebrush posted:what do they call him day to day? Zae? X? they aren’t paid caregivers, why would they need to address their child at all?
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This guy is usually in the know about things that aren't yet public, but at the same time I have a hard time believing that out of nowhere the government actually gives a poo poo about Tesla now: https://twitter.com/Tweetermeyer/status/1433083146455568391?s=20
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MomJeans420 posted:This guy is usually in the know about things that aren't yet public, but at the same time I have a hard time believing that out of nowhere the government actually gives a poo poo about Tesla now: that would be nice to see
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MomJeans420 posted:This guy is usually in the know about things that aren't yet public, but at the same time I have a hard time believing that out of nowhere the government actually gives a poo poo about Tesla now:
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breaking: lin wood appointed head of nhtsa
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Sep 1, 2021 19:49
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Looking at the letter I guess it's specifically constantly hitting first responder vehicles that pushed them over the line. Also, it's nice that the NHTSA is asking about stuff like their procedures for validating OTA updates though (lol these have got to be virtually nonexistent).
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going to guess that the director of field quality at tesla is an adorable bird elon named "eddie gates"
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mystes posted:Looking at the letter I guess it's specifically constantly hitting first responder vehicles that pushed them over the line. sure they have procedures. just push to master badab ing bada boom
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Nfcknblvbl posted:tesla already has a new update pushing to its car owners, and the main feature is it's using the internal camera to ensure the driver's actually, you know, driving the car. so tesla knows they're about to get reamed if that actually works the bazingas are going to be upset about it, but since it's coded by Tesla I have a feeling it's going to be extremely lenient and when it's not sure if you're paying attention, default to assuming you are and leave AP on.
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MomJeans420 posted:if that actually works the bazingas are going to be upset about it, but since it's coded by Tesla I have a feeling it's going to be extremely lenient and when it's not sure if you're paying attention, default to assuming you are and leave AP on. it's a lovely webcam so i bet it'll be as easy as wearing sunglasses to sneak in a nap, but the 2021 refreshed model s has infrared cams. that said, even the infrared systems can be defeated. car and driver managed to defeat gm's super cruise by wearing gag glasses https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a37260363/driver-assist-systems-tested/
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Nfcknblvbl posted:that said, even the infrared systems can be defeated. car and driver managed to defeat gm's super cruise by wearing gag glasses https://www.caranddriver.com/news/a37260363/driver-assist-systems-tested/ I am flabbergasted that of all the cars, the Teslas are the ones that come to a stop when you unbuckle the driver's belt. That seems like it should be the first thing any car does.
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MomJeans420 posted:This guy is usually in the know about things that aren't yet public, but at the same time I have a hard time believing that out of nowhere the government actually gives a poo poo about Tesla now: like I've mentioned before, NHTSA has been low-key threatened a few times by the NTSB for (essentially) giving them more crashes to deal with by not regulating Tesla into the ground, but I'm pretty sure the straw that broke the camels back was the maiming of first responders to crashes. once ARE CIVIL TROOPS are in danger, then even the most recalcitrant regulator's gotta act.
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