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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/Rubberbandits/status/1433345728659742722

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Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

DoctorWhat posted:

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1433233349850525698?s=20

You are not ready for what the interviewer sounds like.

I was absolutely not ready for this. Absolutely incredible. A six foot tall bear with a hat with "press" written on a card sticking out of it.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Knormal posted:

Good to see some of the Muppets who didn't get hired into the Disney era branching out.

https://twitter.com/doejobkin/status/1433286595650617344?s=20

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

I can never keep up with all the subplots in the bible EU.

Shinji wouldn’t get in the robot but then he did and he beat his dad up and then grew up.

Well done Shinji.

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

ewiley posted:

How do you slap someone while holding their wrists?

Dick? :iiam:

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

ewiley posted:

How do you slap someone while holding their wrists?

Hold both wrists with one hand? Did you never have an older sibling?

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/abandonedameric/status/1433266621301284865

https://twitter.com/hillelogram/status/1433291732066705409

https://twitter.com/_grendan/status/1433274558467952642

https://twitter.com/MaartenvSmeden/status/1433350855550451714

https://twitter.com/MichellCClark/status/1433069217088221199

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





DoctorWhat posted:

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1433233349850525698?s=20

You are not ready for what the interviewer sounds like.

Wait until you get a load of what the brother sounds like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeIAQBTAw5A

oh god it gets worse

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7vyv91

Leon Sumbitches has a new favorite as of 15:07 on Sep 2, 2021

Hokkaido Anxiety
May 21, 2007

slub club 2013

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Wait until you get a load of what the brother sounds like:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JeIAQBTAw5A

oh god it gets worse

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7vyv91

Channel 5 (formerly all gas no brakes) posted an interview with Chet and I can't wait to watch

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/chickenpaprika/status/1433446849843716102

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/alohacatss/status/1433193197606346758?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/bear_criminal/status/1433102852503785476

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-
https://twitter.com/trbrtc/status/1433278755217289216

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



https://twitter.com/BatLabels/status/1433399515927699459?s=19

raverrn
Apr 5, 2005

Unidentified spacecraft inbound from delta line.

All Silpheed squadrons scramble now!



We regret to inform you the anti-crime computer was racist.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

it's expensive, but boy does it also not work

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/evanewashington/status/1433557657961390080

https://twitter.com/wobbletiddy/status/1433369577115824134

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/tiddypills/status/1433472941115813889

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



My favorite tweets are the responses to that one, because as usual Twitter manages fo somehow not understand the simplest of jokes.

DiabloStarCraft
Oct 12, 2006

What is there in this world that makes living worthwhile?"

CATS. CATS ARE NICE
🐱🐱🐱💀🐱🐱🐱

Can someone explain this one? I feel like my dad who knows Latin might like it but do t want to share it if it’s very rude.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

DiabloStarCraft posted:

Can someone explain this one? I feel like my dad who knows Latin might like it but do t want to share it if it’s very rude.

It's incredibly rude and also famous.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catullus_16

It's a slightly changed version of Pēdīcābō ego vōs et irrumābō, which translates to "I will gently caress you in the rear end and face"

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Slightly changed as in properly (I assume, not going to check) declensed to fit the tweet.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

frankenfreak posted:

Slightly changed as in properly (I assume, not going to check) declensed to fit the tweet.

Yeah, exactly this. I had never encountered the word declensed until this very second so I couldn't properly define what had been done.

And a friend of mine who is a Latin nerd said that as far as he could tell, it was perfect.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/dutchangles/status/1433769664723755011?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


frankenfreak posted:

Slightly changed as in properly (I assume, not going to check) declensed to fit the tweet.

Conjugated, not declensed. For whatever reason, we have different terminology for endings of nouns/adjectives/pronouns and verbs.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Memento posted:

It's incredibly rude and also famous.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catullus_16

It's a slightly changed version of Pēdīcābō ego vōs et irrumābō, which translates to "I will gently caress you in the rear end and face"

what's with the accent marks on this? I don't know anything about Latin, I've just never seen all those lines everywhere

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Those are macrons.

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014

DoctorWhat posted:

https://twitter.com/Variety/status/1433233349850525698?s=20

You are not ready for what the interviewer sounds like.

nardwuar trying something new

Invisble Manuel
Nov 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/robkroese/status/1433074410383200256

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

DiabloStarCraft posted:

Can someone explain this one? I feel like my dad who knows Latin might like it but do t want to share it if it’s very rude.

Oh do it anyway it'll be really funny

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye
https://twitter.com/nickschadegg/status/1433570022207602691?s=21

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
https://twitter.com/CanYouPetTheDog/status/1433804195279278085?s=19

Finally game devs are focusing on what really matters

Neurion
Jun 3, 2013

The musical fruit
The more you eat
The more you hoot

Cat software running on dog hardware

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


ultrafilter posted:

Conjugated, not declensed. For whatever reason, we have different terminology for endings of nouns/adjectives/pronouns and verbs.

Old, old joke, as told to me by my dad.

Daughter: Daddy, daddy, Aquila asked me to marry him!
Dad: Aquilare, aquilavi, aquilatum... no, that's not right.
Aquila, aquilae, aquilae, aquilam ... hmm.

Dad: Tell me, is the young man to be conjugated or declined?

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

https://twitter.com/bjennymontero/status/1433829074217029638?s=09

i own every Bionicle
Oct 23, 2005

cstm ttle? kthxbye
https://twitter.com/shrimpliker/status/1433817485388681249?s=21

:patriot:

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



https://twitter.com/thejazzemu/status/1433814602584842242?s=19

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

jazz emu is sooo good. that reminded me of the song he did about feeling up the wall to try and find the light switch.

but when i go looking for that song i can't find it. anyone have a link?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Dungeon Ecology posted:

jazz emu is sooo good. that reminded me of the song he did about feeling up the wall to try and find the light switch.

but when i go looking for that song i can't find it. anyone have a link?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNi9RMId_0I

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/stelifanie/status/1433826278604517378

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