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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!
https://twitter.com/PubicZirconium/status/1433150810431627266/photo/1

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Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

titty_baby_ posted:

You don't sue the actual women, you sue anyone helping her get an abortion under the wording of the law. Its more to put the clinics out of business under a mountain of lawsuits then bankrupt the individual women



also theoretically insurance companies, which is gonna go real well.

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Schnorkles posted:

counterpoint: it owns the libs

that’s all they care about

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Schnorkles posted:

the point is that they've written progressively insaner laws to try and get a reasonable one through and now SCOTUS just let one of the insane ones stand and its gonna turn Texas court into open season for a couple of weeks lmao

The law will stand and it will be the blueprint for similar laws in any state where the GOP can hold the legislature and cheat their way into the governor's office.

This is the norm going forward, for the rest of our lives. 30% of the country will inflict increasingly grievous wounds on the rest of the country while shrieking "triggered yet, libs?"

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
My balls hurt

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
Gonna print that out and post it in my office

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 352 days!

2DCAT posted:

Pretty sure you can now sue posters that even type the word abortion in posts
whistleblowing my brother, who owns Locust Abortion Technician on vinyl

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The law will stand and it will be the blueprint for similar laws in any state where the GOP can hold the legislature and cheat their way into the governor's office.

This is the norm going forward, for the rest of our lives. 30% of the country will inflict increasingly grievous wounds on the rest of the country while shrieking "triggered yet, libs?"

eh, they're gonna just steal the election in 2024 and try to finish implementing right wing theocracy so we're gonna speed run the grievous wounds part

Decon
Nov 22, 2015


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

The law will stand and it will be the blueprint for similar laws in any state where the GOP can hold the legislature and cheat their way into the governor's office.

This is the norm going forward, for the rest of our lives. 30% of the country will inflict increasingly grievous wounds on the rest of the country while shrieking "triggered yet, libs?"

The only saving grace is that that 30% is largely contained to the South and the Midwest... the downside of that is, of course, the Electoral College.

UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!


I'm the lemons

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009

funny thing about laws is that they only matter when the people in power want them to

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Schnorkles posted:

eh, they're gonna just steal the election in 2024 and try to finish implementing right wing theocracy so we're gonna speed run the grievous wounds part

Schnorkles I couldn't be more proud.

BAE OF PIGS
Nov 28, 2016

Tup
I want my job to expand into Canada so I can transfer there.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/donmoyn/status/1433419861523316737

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

just do all the troop symbol things at once, dump a whole mess of symbolism on the table and let the customers figure it out

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

lol

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
https://twitter.com/tweetbenmax/status/1433424342734368771?s=21

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

UFOTacoMan posted:



I'm the lemons

what the gently caress are the lemons there for? waters?

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

teump openly stealing 2024 would be so god drat funny

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Schnorkles posted:

what's grimly funny right now is that i don't think anyone expected SCOTUS to let this law stand

why would anyone expect anything different

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Buddykins posted:

what the gently caress are the lemons there for? waters?

Tell congress we're sour about dead soldiers! Lemonparty.com!

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

reignofevil posted:

Schnorkles I couldn't be more proud.

i mean they're openly moving into position to steal 2022 and 2024 and telegraphing that they're gonna do it i feel like we should take them at their word

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


gotta love how 99.9% of the nation's nukes are kept in the chudlands

balkanization is gonna suck lol

Decon
Nov 22, 2015


UFOTacoMan posted:



I'm the lemons

I'm the silverware that's gonna get unceremoniously moved to another table as soon as a big party shows up.

The Chairman
Jun 30, 2003

But you forget, mon ami, that there is evil everywhere under the sun

Buddykins posted:

what the gently caress are the lemons there for? waters?

it's something from the "missing man table", some glurge poem originally about POW/MIA troops in Vietnam but has apparently expanded to be about any time a troop dies

quote:

The cloth is white, symbolizing the purity of their motives when answering the call to serve.
The single red rose; displayed in a vase, reminds us of the lives of these Americans and their loved ones and friends who keep the faith while seeking answers.
The red ribbon symbolizes our continued determination to account for our missing.
A slice of lemon reminds us of their bitter fate; captured and missing in a foreign land.
A pinch of salt symbolizes the tears of our missing and their families who long for answers after decades of uncertainty.
The lighted candle reflects our hope for their return, alive or dead.
The Bible represents the strength gained through faith to sustain us and those lost from our country, founded as one nation under God.
The glass is inverted, symbolizing their inability to share a toast.
The chair is empty, the seat that remains unclaimed at the table.

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

Buddykins posted:

what the gently caress are the lemons there for? waters?

when performing auto erotic asphyxiation you are supposed to suck on a lemon

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Rah! posted:

gotta love how 99.9% of the nation's nukes are kept in the chudlands

balkanization is gonna suck lol

Hail King Gianforte, first of his name, and holder of the throne of Montana.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


lol

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Schnorkles posted:

i mean they're openly moving into position to steal 2022 and 2024 and telegraphing that they're gonna do it i feel like we should take them at their word

They openly said they were going to try to steal the 2020 election, they tried every legal method possible and provoked an insurrection when it failed, and none of them were punished in any way for it.

At this point every Democratic Party leader should be thrown into Trumpenreich camps just for failing their constituents.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

Rah! posted:

gotta love how 99.9% of the nation's nukes are kept in the chudlands

balkanization is gonna suck lol

I'm playing far cry 5 and i gotta admit - the story is pretty loving cool. pretty drat scary how relevant it can be in a few years

Agrajag
Jan 21, 2006

gat dang thats hot

UFOTacoMan posted:



I'm the lemons

gotta make sure those bud light labels face the camera

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard

The Chairman posted:

it's something from the "missing man table", some glurge poem originally about POW/MIA troops in Vietnam but has apparently expanded to be about any time a troop dies

what does black and bud light signify

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

Buddykins posted:

I'm playing far cry 5 and i gotta admit - the story is pretty loving cool. pretty drat scary how relevant it can be in a few years

play divinity 2 buddy-of-kin’s

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
is there any item that signifies all the innocent people they killed

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

stu pid FUCK asshole shit gizzard
lmao

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008


It doesn't matter because this nazi shithole country is fuckin done-zo, but it'll be funny when breyer dies on jan 21, 2025 while whatever nazi is being inaugurated

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


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