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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Weatherman posted:

He deleted it. What did it say?

Ivermectin shall set you free

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Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


grittyreboot posted:

Ivermectin shall set you free

someone in the replies on his sole twitter post (in which he claims his auto delete was at work) screenshotted it

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
To put things into perspective, Bernardi was in the Liberal party until he decided they weren't headfucked right wing nutjobs enough for him and left to form the Australia Conservative Party, which failed tremendously and I don't even know what the gently caress he does anymore except for enable people like himself on twitter I guess

cohsae
Jun 19, 2015

Ivermectin shall indeed set you free, in that your suffering will end.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

kirbysuperstar posted:

To put things into perspective, Bernardi was in the Liberal party until he decided they weren't headfucked right wing nutjobs enough for him and left to form the Australia Conservative Party, which failed tremendously and I don't even know what the gently caress he does anymore except for enable people like himself on twitter I guess

surely he's on Sky After Dark complaining about cancel culture, they all seem to end up in that midden heap

cohsae posted:

Ivermectin shall indeed set you free, in that your suffering will end.

ivermectin will set you free from your pesky colon

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.

Memento posted:

surely he's on Sky After Dark complaining about cancel culture, they all seem to end up in that midden heap

ivermectin will set you free from your pesky colon

Looks like he has a podcast on Sky and writes some garbage too so yeah, you're right

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.




https://twitter.com/TheFreds/status/1433356023734091777

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

The scary thing is this is how a lot of people view statistics and percentages.

hooman
Oct 11, 2007

This guy seems legit.
Fun Shoe

*weeping mathematician sounds*

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
kudos for the screenshot, that wasn't going to last

acyclicity
Oct 27, 2008

A curious little mouse!

That's not how math or language or anything works.

EasilyConfused
Nov 21, 2009


one strong toad
At least they can subtract 47 from 100 correctly.

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
They're just too drat sexy to understand basic logic.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





*Clearly* The Freds were being sarcastic and you fools fell for it

https://twitter.com/TheFreds/status/1433381681612967938

:crylaughingIRL:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Irony isnt' real

If you say stupid thing ironically your still saying them

I figured this out last month and now you know to

Bargearse
Nov 27, 2006

🛑 Don't get your pen🖊️, son, you won't be 👌 needing that 😌. My 🥡 order's 💁 simple😉, a shitload 💩 of dim sims 🌯🀄. And I want a bucket 🪣 of soya sauce☕😋.

Data Graham posted:

Irony isnt' real

If you say stupid thing ironically your still saying them

I figured this out last month and now you know to

Any community that gets its kicks pretending to be idiots will inevitably attract actual idiots who believe they’re in good company.

I forget where I first heard it but it’s yet to be proven wrong.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Plus if your joke bombs it's possible to recover by saying "oops my joke bombed, my b" rather than getting all mad at everyone

GlobglogGroAbgalab
Jul 25, 2016

It appears that the elephant is highly sensitive to the effects of LSD - a finding which may prove to be valuable in elephant-control work in Africa.

lowercase16 posted:

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon

Data Graham posted:

Plus if your joke bombs it's possible to recover by saying "oops my joke bombed, my b" rather than getting all mad at everyone

Well yeah that's how you respond if you were just joking. It's a pretty easy tell.

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

grittyreboot posted:

I'm shocked no one in this thread mentioned this yet. https://twitter.com/zachzachzach/status/1433165332928032768?s=19

Prednisone is an anti inflammatory btw.
Wow Joe Rogan looks like dogshit these days

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Has he ever not looked boiled?

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Data Graham posted:

Plus if your joke bombs it's possible to recover by saying "oops my joke bombed, my b" rather than getting all mad at everyone

Yeah, it's the condescension that always gets me, like oh joke's on us for pointing to a moron in this gallery of morons and saying "look, a moron!" when in fact it was a clever illusion of a moron

Cleretic
Feb 3, 2010


Ignore my posts!
I'm aggressively wrong about everything!

Zero_Grade posted:

Wow Joe Rogan looks like dogshit these days

In his defense, he is on horse drugs.

Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
Whenever I post badly it's cuz my account got hacked

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




OwlFancier posted:

Has he ever not looked boiled?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_i6mDHro3Ew

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/crulge/status/1433443176879202313

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



For oral use in horses only? Ok but that means if I'm a human I can take it however I want, right?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Right up the butt

Question Mark Mound
Jun 14, 2006

Tokyo Crystal Mew
Dancing Godzilla

Scratch Monkey posted:

Right up the butt
Iverectum

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

drat near killed 'um!

Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Data Graham posted:

Irony isnt' real

If you say stupid thing ironically your still saying them

I figured this out last month and now you know to

I think this just means words have power, not that irony isn’t real

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





Skwirl posted:

It wasn't bad, it just wasn't what I meant to order. I said "I'll have number x" when I meant to say "I'll have number y" because I was drunk and hungry, and it was my fault I ordered it so I wasn't gonna send it back. Probably won't ever order one on purpose, but again, it wasn't bad.

or "drungry," if you will

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣
The ferocity with which pro-horse paste people are replying to every single onion, hard times news, etc. instagram/twitter post with defenses of the horse paste is extremely upsetting. Knowing it comes straight from the "force feed your kids bleach to cure autism" crowd and is getting picked up as the new thing to be a contrarian shitheel about is even worse. A family friend said their tack shop has to grill people on horse facts now to make sure they aren't coming in unvaccinated looking for the paste.

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Regarde Aduck posted:

I think this just means words have power, not that irony isn’t real
that's a verbatim quote
https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/1033506727352782849

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬




Single circle venn diagram of the same people who accidentally eat cat food, despite the picture of the cat on the tin.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


EL BROMANCE posted:

Single circle venn diagram of the same people who accidentally eat cat food, despite the picture of the cat on the tin.

Guy who got roasted for using dog shampoo really wants to be known as "the guy who got roasted for using dog shampoo"

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

See also: dog shampoo

E: drat, beat at the buzzer.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


The best part is that I couldn't remember anything except that some guy was using pet shampoo and got called out for it, so I googled "pet shampoo guy" and got exactly what I wanted.

Lumbermouth
Mar 6, 2008

GREG IS BIG NOW



Hey, sometimes it’s a dog drug! But “eating Heartgard” doesn’t have the same cachet as “squeezing horse paste up your butt.”

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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
Dont people also use Mane and Tail horse shampoo for some reason?

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