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Serfer
Mar 10, 2003

The piss tape is real




it's obviously 🍯

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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019




*extremely lawyer working for gun manufacturer voice* hmm perhaps we can show that some of them were no angels, let's dig up some dirt on them, pull up their permanent records

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

UFOTacoMan posted:

they were no angels

I can’t believe hey are going with that defense

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

PyPy posted:

what is an alternative weapon I should keep for when it cools down? I don’t want a gun. I have pepper spray. can I get like a couple of hand grenades?

dont be a pussy. get a piece. forget castle we use temple doctrine. the body is the temple of GOD. none shall desecrate it

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
in think the most important is probably some body and head armor

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

PyPy posted:

I don’t want guns because I have had suicidal thoughts before (like 15 years ago I was real low and totally would’ve shot my head if I had the option).

maybe a machete? a bastard sword?

get a minigun

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

Buddykins posted:

get a minigun

:hmmyes:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



PyPy posted:

long blade seems impractical for urban use. lots of walls and ceilings around



PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
mini gun ammo though…and fixed position

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

get a spear. everyone will be using swords like dumbasses. easy pickings.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 362 days!
"can't have a gun, too dangerous to myself....hmmm what about gun"

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
while you were partying i studied the beyblade

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
Listen here, judge. The kindergarteners deserved to be shot.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

aren't they juking the numbers too lmao

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Lpzie posted:

get a spear. everyone will be using swords like dumbasses. easy pickings.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Thoatse posted:

while you were partying i studied the beyblade
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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

remington filed for bankruptcy twice. well drat. i guess the whole gun craze is over in america.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

the thoughtful man's weapon is poison

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/AdamSerwer/status/1433471897476423687

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

lol jfc "judge, now, hear me out here, listen to me - what if these kids were going to go on and do the exact same thing???"

kronix
Jul 1, 2004


Shiva is a man who followed my down the street when I told him I wouldn’t vote for him until he admitted he didn’t invent email.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

learn the assassin blades like the girl from diablo 2. learn to set traps

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

tenderjerk posted:

"can't have a gun, too dangerous to myself....hmmm what about gun"

a minigun you couldn’t turn on yourself I think.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

Dustcat posted:



*extremely lawyer working for gun manufacturer voice* hmm perhaps we can show that some of them were no angels, let's dig up some dirt on them, pull up their permanent records

I know America is the worst but I can’t imagine “well sally sucked at spelling so she totally deserved to be murdered” is a legal defense

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007
just get a gun and fight your thoughts like the rest of us, pypy

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


that's really cool

every other post? not so much

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

how the gently caress has everyone not gone insane? like joker level insane

Dolphin
Dec 5, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PyPy posted:

I don’t want guns because I have had suicidal thoughts before (like 15 years ago I was real low and totally would’ve shot my head if I had the option).

maybe a machete? a bastard sword?
well for you that's just a sword :smug:

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy

Dustcat posted:

https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/1433524332253245440

lol a high school kid got suspended from school for sexual assault and dick pics and took his case directly to the scotus

Goons sending this to SCOTUS when probed

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War
I didn’t think I could crank ping anymore but victim blaming a group of kindergartners for getting shot is really loving with me

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

CODChimera posted:

how the gently caress has everyone not gone insane? like joker level insane

bread and circuses

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Alec Eiffel posted:

Donald Trump

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

ex post facho posted:

just get a gun and fight your thoughts like the rest of us, pypy

finally someone is saying it...

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

VideoKid posted:

I know America is the worst but I can’t imagine “well sally sucked at spelling so she totally deserved to be murdered” is a legal defense

this is america, sure it is

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


https://i.imgur.com/7I8xt02.mp4

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

VideoKid posted:

I didn’t think I could crank ping anymore but victim blaming a group of kindergartners for getting shot is really loving with me

:same:

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

PyPy posted:

I don’t want guns because I have had suicidal thoughts before (like 15 years ago I was real low and totally would’ve shot my head if I had the option).

maybe a machete? a bastard sword?

work on gaining magic powers, that's pretty effective

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

VideoKid posted:

I didn’t think I could crank ping anymore but victim blaming a group of kindergartners for getting shot is really loving with me

look at the kitty

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PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
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