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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Here we have a deconstructed sheep's eye aspic salad with an absinthe foam and garnished with edible aluminum leaf and a single lucky charms red balloon marshmallow

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The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
bone app the teeth

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



The Bloop posted:

Here we have a deconstructed sheep's eye aspic salad with an absinthe foam and garnished with edible aluminum leaf and a single lucky charms red balloon marshmallow

lmao I love this

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

lmfao


I mean.... I used the basket

and also... there was air in the basket and it's in the foam now, so

Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
*hands the judges a pile of red onions with an inedible garnish*

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i'm just gonna come out and say it. this thread is never gonna reach 1000 pages

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i'm just gonna come out and say it. this thread is never gonna reach 1000 pages

wrong

mods, I demand that you own this poster immediately

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Derpies posted:

How do I deglaze a ham, asking for a uh friend

blanch in hot water for 10 minutes, rinse under cold water 4 hours, pat dry

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i'm just gonna come out and say it. this thread is never gonna reach 1000 pages

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

sorry guys, just stating obvious facts, the sooner everyone itt accepts it, the sooner we can close the thread and move on with our lives

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Derpies posted:

How do I deglaze a ham, asking for a uh friend

Just take the glaze off? I don’t know I’m not a hamologist :shrug:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

sorry guys, just stating obvious facts, the sooner everyone itt accepts it, the sooner we can close the thread and move on with our lives

dweebus mcmeebus

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Just add another, better, ham glaze on top imo. Can't go wrong

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
How do i de-blaze my ma’am?

Wife got too high

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

How do I re-cage my yams?
Tits drat near flew off

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

sorry guys, just stating obvious facts, the sooner everyone itt accepts it, the sooner we can close the thread and move on with our lives

https://i.imgur.com/j4pLq2U.gifv

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



The 1000 Page Thread: this thread is never gonna reach 1000 pages

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i'm just gonna come out and say it. this thread is never gonna reach 1000 pages

And to think, by posting this you made the thread one step closer to 1000 pages.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Zil posted:

And to think, by posting this you made the thread one step closer to 1000 pages.

it's true that it appears that way, and im sorry to everyone involved for perpetuating the thread, but it's never gonna happen

again, sorry to crush everyone's dreams. you can all go home now

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

I disagree with your sentiment but enjoy your avatar so it's a wash

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



what the

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Derpies posted:

How do I deglaze a ham, asking for a uh friend

Deglazing is fairly simple, but it's not really something you do to the meat itself. The idea is that when you fry or roast meat, the pan will collect a coating of browned meat juices. If you dissolve that in a liquid, it can make a tasty sauce.

Glazing a ham means that you coat it in a sauce while it's baking in the oven. Not something I've done a lot of, but basically you coat it in a sweet sauce that can caramelise a bit. Honey mustard, something with maple syrup, or a brown sugar based barbecue sauce, maybe?

The details depends on the ham - raw, cured, smoked? Already marinated in something? Already boiled, so you just need to brown and reheat it a bit?

Most British recipes I find suggest boiling a ham first, to do some of the actual "heat until safe" part, then putting it in the oven to brown, pouring over the sauce when there are 20-30 min left. However, I'm not sure that the hams they are working with match what you have.

Computer viking fucked around with this message at 00:32 on Sep 3, 2021

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

friggin raw ham, boiled by british people.

unbelievable

Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 00:37 on Sep 3, 2021

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Big Beef City posted:

you can pour in a cup of orange juice

Sure buddy :lmao:

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Honestly, "boil in for a bit to gently raise the temperature, then finish by roasting" does not sound half bad - but then boiled ham (without the roasting) is sort of traditional where I live; I may be biased.

Computer viking fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Sep 3, 2021

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



serve me boiled goose or gtfo

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Boiled taters

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

AKZ posted:

Sure buddy :lmao:

What now, pal? HMM? WHAT NOW

quote:

Ingredients

1 (3- to 4-pound) fully cooked boneless cured ham

1 cup orange juice

quote:

How to make

STEP 1

Heat oven to 350°F.

STEP 2

Place ham into ungreased 13x9-inch baking pan. Pour orange juice over ham.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



bbc gets all his recipes from butter companies

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Tip posted:

bbc gets all his recipes from butter companies

Why not eat the cow
and
get the rec-i-pe

Thats the motto here at BBC Inc

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I have no idea whats for dinner I want something lightish but I don't know what maybe Thai food or maybe some frozen bbq "wyngz"

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

One of the few food related things that bring out feelings in almost everyone over here is how to roast the pork belly for Christmas - you want some spice, tender and juicy meat, and the skin turned into fluffy pork scratchings. There are all sorts of methods, like doing the first half tented and with the skin down into the brine, and then flipping it to finish skin up on a grate over the brine (so the mildly boiled skin crisps in direct heat while the meat steams). Orange juice is a common additive.

My dad gave up one year and crisped the skin with gentle use of his paint-stripping hot air gun. Worked surprisingly well, tbh.

Some people have salted cod. They are heathens.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Aardvark! posted:

I have no idea whats for dinner I want something lightish but I don't know what maybe Thai food or maybe some frozen bbq "wyngz"

chykun wyngz*



*does not contain chicken or wings

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Aardvark! posted:

I have no idea whats for dinner I want something lightish but I don't know what maybe Thai food or maybe some frozen bbq "wyngz"

Eat a goddamn salad, drat, just a huge rear end bowl of some good greens mix, some cherry tomats, maybe a couple small pieces of your favorite deli meat sliced in their, could be procuit, could be some turkey, couple other veggie options, but just like a big rear end popcorn bowl of that. That's 'light ish'.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I like to eat Salads ................................

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yn8KfYOOEuc

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

AKZ posted:

Sure buddy :lmao:

Orange juice is good with pork; he's not wrong.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Big Beef City posted:

Eat a goddamn salad, drat, just a huge rear end bowl of some good greens mix, some cherry tomats, maybe a couple small pieces of your favorite deli meat sliced in their, could be procuit, could be some turkey, couple other veggie options, but just like a big rear end popcorn bowl of that. That's 'light ish'.

I bought a cobb salad for dinner last night and it didn't come with any dressing

moral of the story: SALAD - DON'T DO IT

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AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

your sconnie juice-ham recipe made my cat throw up.

I was reading it and in the background to the right of the phone screen my cat just barfed on the rug

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